it's all in the context (n/t)

August 05, 2015 04:52AM
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Llofae done.

Wendigotorn 697 August 04, 2015 09:45AM

My iPad ran out of space for this thread (n/t)

TJHuron 301 August 07, 2015 06:48PM

I'm confused, are you saying that your acquisitions started flying around again? As in, you lost them and they were back in circulation? (n/t)

Murphy 345 August 05, 2015 12:13AM

He meant accusations. Remember your English is far better than most Americans. (n/t)

Elystan 372 August 05, 2015 01:01AM

Don't explain the joke. (n/t)

Murphy 278 August 05, 2015 04:20AM

His hatred of Jews drives him to simple mistakes.

Rhyaldrin 370 August 05, 2015 01:03AM

I heard that you had been the vulture

daurwyn(VIP) 526 August 04, 2015 11:26AM

A vulture. Unless he really was THE vulture? (n/t)

Murphy 303 August 05, 2015 12:08AM

Downside of a tiny playerbase.

Wendigotorn 527 August 04, 2015 12:49PM

It may be hard for you to imagine but it's none of those

daurwyn(VIP) 399 August 04, 2015 09:07PM

I still don't see what Parv did wrong....nt

Sam 274 August 04, 2015 11:58PM

Well

daurwyn(VIP) 432 August 05, 2015 01:34AM

Nothing on the tablet, plaque, or any helpfile says a rager can't loot a corpse. It's fucking fine and you're being part of the problem and I'ma get you some diaper leggings for your bullshit. n/t

jalim 292 August 05, 2015 01:50AM

How is "diaper leggings" even something to be thought of and then typed?

RedRosemary 467 August 05, 2015 05:11AM

Okay who's samefagging? (n/t)

Rhyaldrin 341 August 05, 2015 05:16AM

Not my intention

RedRosemary 385 August 05, 2015 02:20PM

A six year old account with 8 posts is usually a sockpuppet.

Rhyaldrin 374 August 05, 2015 07:50PM

Hey Batty!

RedRosemary 389 August 05, 2015 07:53PM

Welcome to the asylum then.

Rhyaldrin 350 August 05, 2015 08:52PM

Background check complete, investigation done. RedRoseMary's identity:

Batman 428 August 06, 2015 06:44AM

If you're basing this off the meth pipe that was actually Frosty's.

Rhyaldrin 408 August 06, 2015 06:45AM

Trying to set me up again ehh? Saw that coming a mile away.

Frosty 537 August 06, 2015 07:03AM

I forgot it was a secret.

Rhyaldrin 506 August 06, 2015 07:09AM

Why are you calling him Boris? Is that a reference I'm missing? (n/t)

Murphy 385 August 11, 2015 06:10AM

Why do you care? I don't mind it when Bill calls me Boris :) (n/t)

Kstatida 282 August 11, 2015 08:17AM

I generally enjoy your posts and the attitude you bring here and to the game

NbM(VIP) 365 August 11, 2015 08:59AM

Haha, I'm sorry :) But I'm too old to change my typing reflexes :) (n/t)

Kstatida 346 August 11, 2015 12:41PM

9 out of 10 Russians are named Boris

Matrik 376 August 11, 2015 06:57AM

No, it's quite a rare name. The only Boris I've ever met is an old plush dog. (n/t)

Murphy 308 August 11, 2015 07:38AM

That makes me sad (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo 357 August 11, 2015 01:04PM

That's because you live in a town of 2 people and your name is Boris.

Matrik 371 August 11, 2015 09:55AM

Okay Boris.n/t

jalim 367 August 11, 2015 07:44AM

Shut the fuck up Igor. (n/t)

Frosty 326 August 11, 2015 09:34AM

That's right

Kstatida 323 August 06, 2015 07:14AM

1. Boris is lying to you, in fact he's always lying to you 2. When you swing a revolver shut like they always do in the movies you can bend the hinge which will cause other problems to pop up. (n/t)

Frosty 420 August 06, 2015 07:34AM

Here in Russia, we don't do revolvers, they're just not heavy enough

Kstatida 407 August 06, 2015 07:46AM

I have a crate full of Nagant revolvers that disagree.

Rhyaldrin 387 August 06, 2015 07:49AM

Man this one is classic, not produced in Russia since 1945 though

Kstatida 350 August 06, 2015 07:55AM

I love them.

Rhyaldrin 338 August 06, 2015 07:59AM

I still do it though cuz it looks badass.

Rhyaldrin 384 August 06, 2015 07:42AM

It makes me cringe every time I see someone do it. If done enough it can even fuck up the timing, and when that happens you have a potential bomb in your hand. No thank you. (n/t)

Frosty 435 August 06, 2015 08:05AM

Live a little Frosty!

Rhyaldrin 367 August 06, 2015 08:06AM

Champaigne, it's champaigne!

Kstatida 306 August 06, 2015 08:25AM

lol'd

Rhyaldrin 283 August 06, 2015 08:27AM

Bonding? Getting close to another man? Get the pistol, and the vodka. (n/t)

Frosty 272 August 06, 2015 08:29AM

He means it in Nexun way

Kstatida 388 August 06, 2015 08:40AM

ATF.

Rhyaldrin 289 August 06, 2015 08:41AM

Wow you have plenty

Kstatida 384 August 06, 2015 08:54AM

You have no idea.

MiyagiYojimbo 354 August 06, 2015 09:43AM

Scary corn you've got there, with USDA armed (n/t)

Kstatida 363 August 06, 2015 01:03PM

Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store not a government agency.

Rhyaldrin 353 August 06, 2015 09:45AM

We have an alphabet agency for everything.

Rhyaldrin 348 August 06, 2015 08:56AM

Careful with those FUCKYEAHs, remeber the FCC. (n/t)

Frosty 364 August 06, 2015 09:04AM

Dude, I've lived, in some ways almost too much. Have you ever witnessed a firearm explode because something went wrong?

Frosty 359 August 06, 2015 08:17AM

Have you ever witnessed a gun blow up because something went wrong...... on weeeeed?

Rhyaldrin 325 August 06, 2015 08:20AM

Wow..... yeah.... thanks for reminding my why I'm glad we have our own range.

Frosty 322 August 06, 2015 08:26AM

I'm three hour drive from mine.

Rhyaldrin 354 August 06, 2015 08:29AM

Yeah, imo there's just too many idiots at the ranges, and I mean no matter where you go. Those ultras and the .300 short mag have become VERY popular recently. (n/t)

Frosty 450 August 06, 2015 08:34AM

I can hit at 1000+ with it and it's far cheaper than a Lapua.

Rhyaldrin 351 August 06, 2015 08:39AM

Nice. I've heard a lot of people getting into that long range shooting. Maybe someday I'll take a dip into that stuff. Right now I think the farthest target I ever hit was 700 yards. (n/t)

Frosty 368 August 06, 2015 08:41AM

Hit me up when you do. I'll hook you up a good deal.

Rhyaldrin 360 August 06, 2015 08:42AM

I might be contacting you about such things in the future. (n/t)

Frosty 338 August 06, 2015 08:44AM

Are you into shotguns btw?

Kstatida 364 August 06, 2015 07:52AM

Yep.

Rhyaldrin 376 August 06, 2015 07:58AM

Well, we have something in common.

Nurok 274 August 06, 2015 08:14AM

Depending on if you have the gas operated or the inertia driven action, you can fix that problem you have with the Benelli with some very slight tweaking/sanding/fil ing.

Frosty 306 August 06, 2015 08:25AM

Oh, I clean this thing after every use - along with every other firearm

Nurok 355 August 06, 2015 08:50AM

I've actually had the same problem, the bolt not closing all the way, but it was due to crappy target loads. Not enough umph.

Frosty 361 August 06, 2015 08:59AM

You just gave me a terrible flash back.

Rhyaldrin 330 August 06, 2015 09:06AM

You know damn right that we all have a similar story. The dreaded "CLICK" haunts us all.

Frosty 255 August 06, 2015 09:14AM

yeah, but if the inertia bolt is "slightly" and I'm talking micrometer distance off here..

Nurok 293 August 06, 2015 09:18AM

Have you hunted bear?

Rhyaldrin 324 August 06, 2015 09:16AM

Hah - be a man! Ruger #1 45/70 with ruger only loads :P

Nurok 365 August 06, 2015 09:24AM

For moose and bear, go to Canada. Trust me. (n/t)

Frosty 376 August 06, 2015 09:24AM

I don't know if Canada will let me back in after the uh, "International Incident". (n/t)

Rhyaldrin 292 August 06, 2015 09:29AM

And especially not if you KEEP BRINGING IT UP. Just be cool man, stay frosty. ;) (n/t)

Frosty 328 August 06, 2015 09:30AM

This is another great thing about ugly Russian guns.

Rhyaldrin 424 August 06, 2015 08:27AM

It's in our industrial standards btw.

Kstatida 348 August 06, 2015 08:33AM

My father did two tours in Vietnam.

Rhyaldrin 355 August 06, 2015 08:38AM

Personally I consider this to be a drawback of not having an experience of being a state waging a full-scale war

Kstatida 376 August 06, 2015 08:50AM

It was far more sinister than that.

Rhyaldrin 319 August 06, 2015 08:55AM

:) :) That was focking funny. :) :) (n/t)

Frosty 386 August 06, 2015 08:28AM

We have a lot in common Nurok. You're just overly emotional.

Rhyaldrin 357 August 06, 2015 08:17AM

I tried and tried and tried all different makes but I keep coming back to the same Benelli Super Black Eagle. Is there something wrong with me?

Frosty 369 August 06, 2015 08:13AM

Nothing wrong with a Benelli anything.

Rhyaldrin 389 August 06, 2015 08:14AM

:) Just like Towlie. (n/t)

Frosty 387 August 06, 2015 07:11AM

Weird, I found saliva on the pipe that matched The Joker's. Don't share pipes guys, that's how you get diseases.

Batman 433 August 06, 2015 06:46AM

I know Frosty already has Nurokosis. (n/t)

Rhyaldrin 364 August 06, 2015 06:48AM

Sheesh, put your "spear of righteousness" away - no elven maidens in need of 'spearing' here. (n/t)

Nurok 359 August 06, 2015 08:00AM

I hear your words but your body sends a different message. (n/t)

Rhyaldrin 298 August 06, 2015 08:01AM

Alright, you made me laugh.

Nurok 359 August 06, 2015 08:05AM

I suppose you should give him a set (n/t)

Kstatida 445 August 06, 2015 12:09AM

I smell a chantard. (n/t)

Artificial 331 August 05, 2015 11:12AM

Please don't post selfies on dios. (n/t)

Artificial 347 August 05, 2015 05:12AM

I believe it was a commonly accepted part of "pride" (n/t)

daurwyn(VIP) 292 August 05, 2015 02:51AM

Jalim proves it's possible to play without pride whilst staying within the letter of the tablet

Elystan 387 August 05, 2015 03:11AM

Don't invoke that name!

NbM(VIP) 391 August 05, 2015 04:48AM

Verathi basically said he thought there was questionable behavior happening, but just never caught him in the act due to play times

silatar 695 August 05, 2015 04:12AM

Incorrect - reading comprehension

Nurok 397 August 05, 2015 04:20AM

it's all in the context (n/t)

silatar 365 August 05, 2015 04:52AM

Except it's not. No context clues point to what you said.

Matrik 363 August 05, 2015 05:42AM

I'd agree with this. (n/t)

TJHuron 371 August 06, 2015 06:08AM

When he played Xazzax he played a pretty solid rager

zannon 461 August 05, 2015 03:19AM

The best way to settle these debates is to nuke BatleRager

Rhyaldrin 325 August 05, 2015 01:52AM

I agree. I hate them too. Fucking ragers. (n/t)

Murphy 350 August 05, 2015 04:27AM

Haha - this is funny...

Nurok 362 August 05, 2015 04:08AM

Funny how, like a clown? I amuse you?

Rhyaldrin 353 August 05, 2015 04:27AM

Yes - you do amuse me!

Nurok 384 August 05, 2015 04:37AM

That was the last death too. To three of them.

Rhyaldrin 305 August 05, 2015 04:39AM

see - I feel the same way about empire :P

Nurok 370 August 05, 2015 04:40AM

You're in the minority.

Rhyaldrin 471 August 05, 2015 04:47AM

I'm going to say this one time. Not every rager is played by jerrokrar, and not every rager is a zerker.

Frosty 398 August 05, 2015 02:04AM

You play one. n/t

jalim 335 August 05, 2015 02:03AM

I did once. Felar hth/whip. Lost it to the pwipe when the age ended.

Rhyaldrin 352 August 05, 2015 02:26AM

I see I'm under your skin like

Kstatida 284 August 05, 2015 02:37AM

You have me a bit rattled Boris.

Rhyaldrin 342 August 05, 2015 02:55AM

I'm with you on this, it's inevitable for the forthcoming decades (n/t)

Kstatida 340 August 05, 2015 04:28AM

There is nothing wrong with deathblow or battlerager. n/t

jalim 320 August 05, 2015 02:28AM

And jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Rhyaldrin 381 August 05, 2015 02:56AM

There's two skills called parry and dodge....nt

Sam 357 August 05, 2015 02:32AM

Actually the new trend for players who lose 1-2 things is to tell everyone in hero range and pk range of the looter they got stripped by the offender. Currently Nexus heroes are good for this though one IMM'd. n/t

jalim 362 August 04, 2015 12:04PM

And Tribunal. (n/t)

The_Joker 349 August 06, 2015 02:38AM

I'm seeing this trend. nt

Isildur(VIP) 345 August 04, 2015 01:41PM

I didn't hear of a stripping

daurwyn(VIP) 448 August 04, 2015 12:48PM

Exactly, the fact that someone complained about losing one piece of gear is just as bad. These people should be given diapers to wear permanently on their leg slots that give them stinky aura. n/t

jalim 256 August 04, 2015 12:56PM

They weren't complaining but

daurwyn(VIP) 396 August 04, 2015 09:08PM

There really wasn't. And frankly this sounds like one of those things you'd email IMMs about to complain and be completely off base. n/t

jalim 295 August 05, 2015 01:52AM

Are you confusing me with someone else?

daurwyn(VIP) 379 August 05, 2015 02:55AM

Bit like you and all your perma accusations I guess :) (n/t)

Bemus-ed 268 August 05, 2015 01:57AM

I'm glad to hear you and Deathkitty don't have Empire leaders right now again then. n/t

jalim 355 August 05, 2015 02:02AM

They don't?

Frosty 533 August 05, 2015 02:02AM

Of course not that would be a perma and they already had their second to last one denied by IMMs because it's cheating. n/t

jalim 543 August 05, 2015 02:04AM

There really wasn't. And frankly this sounds like one of those things you'd email IMMs about to complain and be completely off base (n/t)

Bemus-ed 390 August 05, 2015 02:06AM

I don't have to email IMMs I am one ask Funnyone. n/t

jalim 274 August 05, 2015 02:14AM

You constantly repeat incorrect information like everyone usually does and just smearing the shit all over the boards because it makes you feel better about yourself (n/t)

Bemus-ed 404 August 05, 2015 06:14PM

You've learned to fear the shadows then. nt

Sam 358 August 05, 2015 02:25AM

Amen. nt

Sam 322 August 04, 2015 01:20PM

Don't be a vulture ya turkey.

Batman 419 August 04, 2015 11:34AM

Walker told me I have AIDS (n/t)

HairyOrangutan 336 August 04, 2015 05:13PM

Seriously, next time ANYTHING to do with vulture/looting starts, be a fucking man and either deal with it or ignore it. YOU HAVE THE POWA!

Frosty 609 August 04, 2015 09:56AM

I do have the POWA

Wendigotorn 416 August 04, 2015 10:27AM

There's Russian joke

Kstatida 308 August 04, 2015 12:00PM

and to think that Russians have a reputation as anti-semites

HairyOrangutan 386 August 04, 2015 05:14PM

Jokes about Jews != anti-semite.

Murphy 339 August 04, 2015 10:19PM

OY VEY THE POISECUTION!

Rhyaldrin 387 August 04, 2015 10:28PM

Since you seem to not get my notation, I'll decipher: jokes about Jews does not equal anti-semite. (n/t)

Murphy 379 August 04, 2015 11:48PM

Since you seem to be an anti-semite I'll translate: You're an anti-semite. (n/t)

Rhyaldrin 275 August 05, 2015 12:13AM

There are a couple of things one should not be joking about

Kstatida 318 August 04, 2015 11:34PM

Dude, this is the Internets. Anything goes here. (n/t)

Murphy 271 August 05, 2015 12:06AM

Internet is just another communication media, how is it different from phone or post letters?

Kstatida 369 August 05, 2015 12:09AM

I see what you did there. Nice blend of anonymity and animosity.

Murphy 319 August 05, 2015 12:16AM

Well if anyone was going to judge nazi's it should be you Murphy.

Rhyaldrin 357 August 05, 2015 12:19AM

There's a similar saying in Russian: "A fisherman spots another fisherman from afar".

Murphy 377 August 05, 2015 12:31AM

Batman sent me this documentary that actually proved Jews were reptilians.

Rhyaldrin 361 August 05, 2015 12:49AM

Screw you, my English is perfect

Kstatida 315 August 05, 2015 12:18AM

But I liked anonymosity better! (n/t)

Murphy 362 August 05, 2015 12:19AM

Call me Boris. I will educate you on both the death of 47 million Jews and the Red Army's war crimes. (n/t)

Rhyaldrin 319 August 05, 2015 12:14AM

What's the fuss? People are mortal. Millions of Americans die every year, too.

Murphy 324 August 05, 2015 12:18AM

Now we're quoting Stalin!

Rhyaldrin 376 August 05, 2015 12:20AM

Well you seem to know no shit about both

Kstatida 309 August 05, 2015 12:16AM

He knows nothing.

Murphy 380 August 05, 2015 12:39AM

Hell this one is hilarious, I give you that (n/t)

Kstatida 338 August 05, 2015 01:05AM

A wise man once said,

Frosty 386 August 05, 2015 12:43AM

i think it's bullshit that Buddha has statues everywhere but that guy doesn't. (n/t)

Rhyaldrin 356 August 05, 2015 01:02AM

Buddha was cool with everybody, so everybody is cool with Buddha

Kstatida 401 August 05, 2015 01:14AM

Screw history, I'm just throwing puns. (n/t)

Murphy 293 August 05, 2015 12:47AM

Vy serdites' moy drug? (n/t)

Frosty 330 August 05, 2015 12:28AM

You've missed a comma after "serdites'", address is always delimeted by commas in Russian.

Kstatida 354 August 05, 2015 01:08AM

Delimited. (n/t)

Murphy 345 August 05, 2015 04:21AM

You ain't no my English teacher!

Kstatida 300 August 05, 2015 04:30AM

I had one, but thought it was wrong.

Frosty 330 August 05, 2015 01:10AM

But before you said...

Frosty 738 August 05, 2015 12:02AM

Hey, Torquemada, whaddya say?

MiyagiYojimbo 339 August 04, 2015 11:55PM

Now that's a joke to be joked :) (n/t)

Kstatida 315 August 05, 2015 12:10AM

You weren't upset when we were joking about the Red Army raping thousands of German women.

Rhyaldrin 401 August 04, 2015 11:38PM

You obviously did not joke

Kstatida 357 August 05, 2015 12:07AM

Why are you trying to downplay the 71 million Jews who died in the Holocaust?

Rhyaldrin 351 August 05, 2015 12:14AM

Just like on CF you stay after those easy "PK"s huh? nt

Sam 346 August 05, 2015 02:29AM

Leave the schlemiel alone, it's not his fault. (n/t)

Frosty 375 August 04, 2015 10:38PM

But Frosty.... what about the 38 million Jews who died???? (n/t)

Rhyaldrin 341 August 04, 2015 11:13PM

With whom? :))) (n/t)

Kstatida 319 August 04, 2015 08:38PM

I saw that. And I'll see you next time. ;) -cheers (n/t)

Frosty 358 August 04, 2015 10:33AM



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