Jerry was a racecar driver. He drove so god damn fast. (n/t)

August 14, 2012 02:45PM
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Got a role, let's play. nt

The Forsaken(VIP) 333 August 13, 2012 10:56AM

Excellent thread, by the way.

Stevers 331 August 15, 2012 02:54AM

Roberts got a quick hand. he'll look around the room, won't tell you his plan. He's got a rolled cigarette hangin from his mouth, he's a coyboy kid. n/t

jalim 177 August 15, 2012 02:32AM

Jerry was a racecar driver. He drove so god damn fast. (n/t)

Frosty 148 August 14, 2012 02:45PM

Never did win no checkered flag, never did come in last. n/t

Stevers 203 August 15, 2012 02:52AM

Alan is a cowboy killer. Anyone wearing a hat or fancy belt? Dead. (n/t)

alansmithee 146 August 13, 2012 06:55PM

Jacob was a dwarf

wishore 430 August 13, 2012 12:50PM

I smell a role contest winner for me coming up!

minyar 196 August 17, 2012 09:33AM

That's actually a pretty awesome role lol (n/t)

undead_irish 183 August 13, 2012 02:44PM

I accurately guessed your role. (n/t)

Demtok 138 August 13, 2012 01:44PM

Villagers burned my hut, and I liked it. (n/t)

Demtok 176 August 13, 2012 11:32AM

I read this to the tune of Katy Perry :( (n/t)

TripHitNdip 138 August 13, 2012 02:50PM

It bothers me deeply that you knew a Katy Perry tune to read it to in your mind.

vladamir 217 August 15, 2012 01:17PM

Hard not to when I was working retail when that song was popular.

TripHitNdip 185 August 18, 2012 11:51PM

She is hot...have you not seen her SNL skit? seriosly. NT

minyar 186 August 16, 2012 01:46PM

I'm with minyar

wrathpuppet 210 August 16, 2012 03:47PM

She has tits

HairyOrangutan 219 August 17, 2012 03:29AM

I personally don't find her that attractive, and I'm not trying to be a rebel.

Batman 202 August 16, 2012 04:37PM

I am most attracted to fake women. By which I mean women that are not real, but rather drawn.

satchmo 204 August 16, 2012 04:41PM

2d = Glorious waifu. 3d = Pig disgusting. I'm with you.

Batman 274 August 17, 2012 04:59AM

Funny...um, how do I add an picture? nt

minyar 200 August 17, 2012 09:29AM

Re: Funny...um, how do I add an picture? nt

RobDarken 209 August 17, 2012 09:36AM

You can't tell me you didn't love Elmo after this...

minyar 201 August 18, 2012 09:43AM

Just to reiterate Hairy

Stevers 196 August 18, 2012 09:53AM

I actually like her face, maybe I'm odd. nt

minyar 166 August 18, 2012 07:57PM

Maybe you are, but I like it too. (n/t)

wrathpuppet 145 August 18, 2012 07:58PM

No, we're not odd, she has a lovely face. Don't let the sad child bring you down. (n/t)

alansmithee 161 August 18, 2012 08:01PM

He's not a sad child. Just a bro. Bros like bros and hate chicks. Don't be such a bigot against gays (I mean bros). Also, don't be mean to sad children. (n/t)

Matrik 194 August 18, 2012 10:11PM

Eh.. the boobs are gross too. (n/t)

Matrik 151 August 18, 2012 10:07AM

MmmMMmm (n/t)

Matrik 177 August 16, 2012 05:34PM

She is smokin' hot. Anyone who says otherwise is gay. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but they should own up to it. ;) (n/t)

alansmithee 184 August 16, 2012 04:12PM

Lol. My ex-girlfriend looks almost exactly like Katy Perry. Except her tits are smaller (something she and I both commented on when people would tell her she looks like Ms. Perry). NT

Sam 140 August 17, 2012 10:14AM

I guess that means she is even more unattractive.

Stevers 206 August 17, 2012 10:28AM

Says the man who makes the Bro Beach comics :) Let me guess though, this is something that attracts you?

Sam 230 August 17, 2012 11:11AM

brb changing my pants n/t

Stevers 181 August 17, 2012 11:31AM

Words of wisdom from the hero Dio's needs. NT

Sam 159 August 17, 2012 11:54AM

I remember her face

HairyOrangutan 175 August 17, 2012 10:22AM

You don't actually. Since I met her down in Georgia :)

Sam 178 August 17, 2012 11:09AM

I was thinking of that pale black haired one you were violating (n/t)

HairyOrangutan 143 August 17, 2012 11:12AM

Been a couple of those my friend ;) NT

Sam 149 August 17, 2012 11:53AM

Not all males want to fuck anything that moves.

RobDarken 222 August 16, 2012 04:29PM

Most Do.

minyar 222 August 17, 2012 09:30AM

Society tells us that. I don't buy it. (n/t)

satchmo 133 August 17, 2012 03:40PM

I'm just going by what my penis tells me. He lies though! nt

minyar 148 August 17, 2012 07:27PM

I doubt he lies when he asks you to wipe the shit off. n/t

Pro 141 August 21, 2012 06:11AM

You're old and lonely. Pretty much anything is attractive to you.

Stevers 169 August 16, 2012 04:13PM

A wise man once said to me "Pussy is pussy you don't fuck the face".

Sam 192 August 17, 2012 10:15AM

Even worse without makeup (n/t)

HairyOrangutan 161 August 17, 2012 03:29AM

I don't always wear makeup, but when I do

Stevers 174 August 17, 2012 03:51PM

You're a sad, sad boy. (n/t)

alansmithee 167 August 16, 2012 04:20PM

There's a comment about face-fucking two up from yours, and STEVERS is the sad one?

satchmo 179 August 17, 2012 03:48PM

About as hot as John Henry Williams. (n/t)

RobDarken 210 August 16, 2012 02:17PM

That's pretty hot. (n/t)

satchmo 221 August 16, 2012 04:25PM

I meant after he was frozen ;_;

RobDarken 158 August 16, 2012 04:30PM

No, but I'm a K-onnecrophiliac? NT

Batman 182 August 16, 2012 04:36PM

Oooo. I learned something new today! (n/t)

satchmo 154 August 16, 2012 04:34PM

Lol. NT

Sam 174 August 14, 2012 08:27AM

No. I meant, I have a role, let's roll. Or did you just accurately guess my role? nt

The Forsaken(VIP) 184 August 13, 2012 11:47AM

Wait, I meant that over here. *I accurately guessed your role* (n/t)

Demtok 142 August 13, 2012 01:45PM



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