I had hoped to get an answer quick so I wouldn't have to waste my damn time googling/testing shit, but that's what I ended up doing. So much for an easy answer from someone who already knew.

Here's the trigger, in case anyone wished to know.

#CLASS {Log}
#TRIGGER {By what name do you wish to be mourned?} {#LOG C:\Users\bub\desktop\logs\%time( yyyy-mm-dd)}
#CLASS 0

You can replace "bub" with your user name, and "logs" with whatever you want to name the folder. Or just change the entire directory.

So nobody else has to waste the time, there it is. :D