We might not invade but we have to keep this war machine going

August 30, 2013 11:19AM
That "have to" should probably be in very sarcastic finger quotes.. but anyways we don't have jobs for these military personnel to come back to, so we will ship them off to blow shit up on every corner of the globe. Also, the defense contractors are pretty upset about the sequester so we'll need an excuse to fill their pockets even more. It's all much easier to understand when you view the military as a jobs program.
Subject Author Posted

Anyone else amazed that we are going to go to war with Syria over bullshit WMD again? They aren't even trying anymore. (n/t)

ORB August 28, 2013 05:34AM

Why do we even need ground troops anymore?

madglee August 31, 2013 12:03PM

Because Russia

MiyagiYojimbo August 31, 2013 02:05PM

Hiroshima broke the will of every major country on earth.

Death_Claw September 03, 2013 07:39AM

In the same way Russia killed those germans I've killed over 2 million goats with a wooden spoon.

tesline August 31, 2013 02:47PM

War stats are inaccurate, sure, but the belief that Russia didn't play a major part in WW2 is ignorant. (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo August 31, 2013 02:56PM

You really don't understand America.

tesline August 31, 2013 03:33PM

Anyone who trusts the word of America doesn't understand America.

MiyagiYojimbo August 31, 2013 05:32PM

Our actual intentions are irrelevant.

tesline September 01, 2013 09:05AM

Who's acting like Russia is benevolent? Is english your second language?

MiyagiYojimbo September 01, 2013 11:48AM

that story is very likely a hoax

morocco September 01, 2013 11:19PM

More like a controlled leak.

MiyagiYojimbo September 02, 2013 04:26AM

nope, uh uh

morocco September 02, 2013 06:16AM

I don't know what to say here.

MiyagiYojimbo September 02, 2013 01:15PM

you said it

morocco September 02, 2013 03:36PM

Oh, I understand. We disagree so you fucking lost it.

MiyagiYojimbo September 02, 2013 03:49PM

That story wasn't very specific about anything because the 'evidence' it was using was what, five sentences?

morocco September 02, 2013 04:12PM

Maybe this is a strange concept

MiyagiYojimbo September 02, 2013 05:27PM

broken clock is right twice a day. gotcha. all good. (n/t)

morocco September 02, 2013 05:50PM

This is probably a better example of someone losing it but...

MiyagiYojimbo September 02, 2013 04:03PM

You all need to go play tribunals.

Murphy September 02, 2013 06:23AM

i played a lot of criminals, it's like a photo-negative of the same problem (n/t)

morocco September 02, 2013 06:25AM

Damn it's on the internet it MUST be true. I'm done arguing. Your wasting my time. (n/t)

tesline September 01, 2013 01:35PM

Cop out. (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo September 01, 2013 01:58PM

No I don't argue with people who use sources that aren't credible as if they are proof.

tesline September 01, 2013 03:44PM

It was a conspiracy theory, one that's looking like it was true. If you can't put the pieces together, it's your fault, not the credibility of yahoo.

MiyagiYojimbo September 01, 2013 04:35PM

Conspiracies are supposed to LOOK like they make sense.

tesline September 01, 2013 04:55PM

The article is dated january 30th. I read it months ago.

MiyagiYojimbo September 01, 2013 05:11PM

What did you just say about me?

tesline September 01, 2013 05:19PM

Hmmm.. you managed to lower the bar again.

MiyagiYojimbo September 01, 2013 07:12PM

This is why I don't feel it's productive to discuss this with you.

tesline September 01, 2013 07:48PM

Roughly 28% actually. Did the math for you.

MiyagiYojimbo September 01, 2013 10:00PM

Alright this is better.

tesline September 02, 2013 01:11AM

It's a civil war, it is their own people. They're killing AND eating their own people.

MiyagiYojimbo September 02, 2013 03:52AM

Did a quick google search

tesline September 02, 2013 04:18AM

if we don't get sucked down into a hole of solipsism

morocco September 02, 2013 06:33AM

Sort of reminds me of the Nazi party prewar. (n/t)

tesline September 02, 2013 07:30AM

Ah, I see. There's a big difference between sitting on a plan and an idea. (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo September 02, 2013 04:33AM

Good trolls don't plagiarize. Don't get yourself sent back to kinder. (n/t)

Matrik September 01, 2013 05:29PM

It is more of a troll meme. (n/t)

tesline September 01, 2013 05:34PM

USA vs. World. USA wins. Four reasons:

Matrik September 01, 2013 07:21AM

I hereby title you "Jerrokrar of RL strategy" (n/t)

Murphy September 01, 2013 03:39PM

Haha. Touche. I think. (n/t)

Matrik September 01, 2013 04:58PM

Germany had 3 out of 4 and lost.

sevriis September 01, 2013 03:25PM

Actually, Germany had 4 out of 4.

Matrik September 01, 2013 05:00PM

Clever girl. (n/t)

sevriis September 01, 2013 06:38PM

If Matrik is a philosopher and a clever girl does that make Matrik..

MiyagiYojimbo September 01, 2013 10:15PM

The difference is unlike Germany the US is the worlds most easily defended country. (n/t)

tesline September 01, 2013 03:53PM

u wot m8? (n/t)

sevriis September 01, 2013 06:44PM

Only #4 has any real credence but you left out one factor

MiyagiYojimbo September 01, 2013 11:53AM

And currently....well...Let's just say the owls won't be messing with him.

Batman September 02, 2013 01:48AM

+1. Batman holds dominance over all winged night creatures. (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo September 02, 2013 03:56AM

one reason: the carrier group

morocco September 01, 2013 08:47AM

Yeah Air/Naval capabilities are pretty damn sick. (n/t)

Matrik September 01, 2013 01:19PM

lol @ 1 (n/t)

Elystan September 01, 2013 07:45AM

You are welcome to laugh. It's a good choice when ignorant on a subject. (n/t)

Matrik September 01, 2013 07:54AM

I don't mind the over time. I wish more people could tell when they're obviously being misdirected though.

sevriis August 30, 2013 05:28PM

If anyone hasn't heard what Wesley Clark said about all this, might want to have a listen

MiyagiYojimbo August 30, 2013 04:23PM

So apparently the chemical weapons aren't bullshit.

Scrimbul August 30, 2013 09:26AM

Doctors Without Borders, like Amnesty International and Red Cross/Crescent, almost never tells lies they could get caught in

morocco August 30, 2013 09:57PM

good news?

morocco August 29, 2013 03:46PM

How about a five-minute game misconduct for roughing, pal? (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo August 29, 2013 04:54PM

i'm such a hoser (n/t)

morocco August 30, 2013 09:51PM

Trying to figure out who benefits.

vortexmagus August 28, 2013 11:06PM

To oversimplify, Syria is wanted as a gateway for naturalgas/oil for Saudi's into Europe, right now Russia has a monopoly. This to me is a major factor behind it. (n/t)

ORB August 30, 2013 05:10AM

This article explains it in more depth with a focus on Turkey.

ORB August 30, 2013 05:16AM

Yes and on weekends Obama reveals himself to be two Asian midgets in a black man suit. (n/t)

tesline August 30, 2013 05:50AM

I thought the article was an interesting insight into the geopolitical realities of the situation.

vortexmagus September 01, 2013 05:49PM

So you can't read is the problem? (n/t)

ORB August 30, 2013 08:38AM

I can read and obviously I was making fun of you. (n/t)

tesline August 30, 2013 09:17AM

I just like how weeks after an incident happens that you have more information than the CIA,US gov, and the world and already know the motives.

tesline August 30, 2013 09:10AM

It is absolutely impossible that the government could not be 100% forthcoming with the populace.

MiyagiYojimbo August 30, 2013 11:33AM

I'm not saying they aren't being forth coming but I am saying it doesn't always have to be shady. (n/t)

tesline August 30, 2013 05:25PM

Beige man suit. (n/t)

DurNominator(VIP) August 30, 2013 06:26AM

I think the purpose...

Death_Claw August 29, 2013 05:30AM

Like this.

wrathpuppet August 29, 2013 03:59AM

Re: Like this.

morocco August 29, 2013 06:59AM

The WMD are legit but...

Death_Claw August 28, 2013 07:33PM

You really think Syria would use chemical weapons to kill a a few hundred people knowing full well it would give US a good reason to invade?

ORB August 30, 2013 05:08AM

We wouldn't invade.

Death_Claw August 30, 2013 05:32AM

We might not invade but we have to keep this war machine going

Rade August 30, 2013 11:19AM

Isolationism is impossible and unilateral action is unreasonable.

Scrimbul August 29, 2013 03:36AM

There are international laws.

Death_Claw August 29, 2013 05:33AM

But Barry done said we ain't gone have no mo war if got's 'lected. (n/t)

Frosty August 28, 2013 06:51PM

We have to save people. We HAVE to. That's why we went to war with Rwanda and Darfur. (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo August 28, 2013 04:42PM

it doesn't forgive anything, but this book and/or movie explains a lot

morocco August 29, 2013 04:36PM

Don't be silly. Those are BLACK people.

TaterPig August 29, 2013 10:19AM

boo on war (even a Kosovo-style war, since we aren't as friendly with Russia these days)

morocco August 28, 2013 09:24AM

Granted the site is meh, but look at the date this was posted about a plan to blame Syria for chemical weapons back in Jan.

ORB August 30, 2013 05:27AM

those emails sound like the start to a bad Robert Ludlum-inspired fanfic

morocco August 30, 2013 09:50PM



Sorry, you do not have permission to post/reply in this forum.

Online Users

Guests: 144
Record Number of Users: 2 April 29, 2024
Record Number of Guests: 258 May 03, 2024