Why would I not still be a virgin?

November 03, 2013 11:56AM
I'm not ready at all to procreate and make a family.
Subject Author Posted

Legobelt bringing sexy back for halloween.

legobelt November 01, 2013 04:24PM

BALLIN!

Sam November 03, 2013 12:49PM

Re: BALLIN!

Srev November 06, 2013 11:32AM

I bet you wish you could do that with your sister still. Jelly much? n/t

jalim November 06, 2013 02:12PM

Necrophilia? Yuck... (n/t)

ORB November 07, 2013 06:50AM

Oh Stevers. NT

Sam November 06, 2013 12:51PM

That's what she said. (n/t)

wrathpuppet November 06, 2013 12:59PM

Is your costume Vladimir Putin? (n/t)

sevriis November 03, 2013 11:01AM

Yeah, if Putin was in a gulag for 15 years. (n/t)

Srev November 06, 2013 11:34AM

Vladimir Putin? He must have eaten too many beans. (n/t)

Doof November 05, 2013 01:40PM

Wow, this motherfucker went from manually sexing turtles to sexing the ladies. Cf loose another of its Virgins, GJ Lego. (n/t)

kanye November 03, 2013 04:22AM

Why would I not still be a virgin?

legobelt November 03, 2013 11:56AM

The two are mutually exclusive.

ghuljun_thul November 03, 2013 01:23PM

You still have me. (n/t)

RobDarken November 03, 2013 08:53AM

Tesline too. (n/t)

Matrik November 03, 2013 08:54AM

Awe you wish I was. ;) (n/t)

tesline November 03, 2013 08:56AM

I wish you "were" you mean. Felt like throwing a hot dog down a mine shaft. (n/t)

Matrik November 03, 2013 08:58AM

No no I don't mean I want a threeway with you and your mom. (n/t)

tesline November 03, 2013 09:00AM

As if you could handle two from my family at once. (n/t)

Matrik November 03, 2013 09:01AM

Is there even room on the bed? (n/t)

Artificial November 03, 2013 12:12PM

We don't have beds :( ... (n/t)

Matrik November 03, 2013 12:27PM

*thunk* wah... what are we gonna do on the floor? (n/t)

RobDarken November 03, 2013 12:31PM

Does Rayihn known about these two lovely ladies? (n/t)

BattleCharmed November 02, 2013 02:44PM

I like how I am both on your right and left. My agility is impressive. (n/t)

Batman November 02, 2013 06:17AM

I didn't kill my wife!

HairyOrangutan November 04, 2013 12:26PM

Watch out, Lego, I recognize that technique.

MiyagiYojimbo November 02, 2013 03:01PM

TRICKED YOU, FOOL!

Batman November 03, 2013 08:57AM

WHAT?! Agh...agh... agh... This can't be... it's impossible! (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo November 03, 2013 02:26PM

Can you trust your eyes, do they see what's real? (n/t)

Murphy November 02, 2013 06:25AM

DAMN those bitches be ugly. (n/t)

tesline November 02, 2013 01:41AM

I didn't know everybody loved talking about you so much (n/t)

Randomguy November 03, 2013 06:52PM

Sad.

JimmyDean November 03, 2013 10:54AM

Oh Tesline such a jealous petty little man, how's palmela and fistina? (n/t)

ORB November 03, 2013 05:04AM

Think you hit the nail on the head there. Tesline is barely older and clearly gets no attention from the ladies.

Matrik November 03, 2013 08:53AM

Wrong. I'm currently with a girl I've been with the past 3 years. (n/t)

tesline November 03, 2013 08:55AM

Living with your mom does not count as "being with a girl" (n/t)

Matrik November 03, 2013 08:56AM

True but living with your mom does. (n/t)

tesline November 03, 2013 08:57AM

Hardly. Would not surprise me that all you could get is 90 year old ladies on their death beds. (n/t)

Matrik November 03, 2013 09:00AM

I'm in the midst of kicking ass in CF. I'll be back later. (n/t)

tesline November 03, 2013 09:03AM

Can't RP and can't PK. I'm sure Thera won't miss you. (n/t)

Matrik November 03, 2013 09:05AM

You barely RP, and you can't PK, stop judging.

Jerrokrar November 08, 2013 09:17PM

5 days later and hunting down my posts eh? Obsessed with what you can't have as usual. (n/t)

Matrik November 09, 2013 12:18AM

Awe look at the little douche trying to talk big with the big dogs. Have fun with your little jokes. (n/t)

tesline November 03, 2013 07:18AM

I'm sorry, your a what?

ghuljun_thul November 03, 2013 08:42AM

Nope. I'm the king of Dios. (n/t)

tesline November 03, 2013 08:44AM

King of Dios nuts maybe. All those pubes in your mouth must get annoying. (n/t)

Matrik November 03, 2013 09:07AM

Eh, maybe one of them is.

legobelt November 02, 2013 08:17AM

The one on your left...that face is 2/10. The one on the right isn't bad. (n/t)

tesline November 03, 2013 07:19AM

When you're having a threesome they only have to add up to a 5 together

HairyOrangutan November 03, 2013 06:52PM

Why are you being so nasty? (n/t)

wrathpuppet November 03, 2013 07:24AM

Well I GUESS I'm used to 4chan. I mean good on lego but I don't know why but that one girl's face just...just..is too much. (n/t)

tesline November 03, 2013 07:26AM

Just stop. You're out-douching yourself. (n/t)

wrathpuppet November 03, 2013 08:15AM

I ain't even tryin yet. (n/t)

tesline November 03, 2013 08:18AM

We really don't need to read just how far you can go. (n/t)

ghuljun_thul November 03, 2013 10:13AM

True but I am not the one who can go the lowest. Matrik has the record for that. (n/t)

tesline November 03, 2013 10:37AM

Matrik is a lot of things, but he's not unnecessarily an asshole. (n/t)

wrathpuppet November 03, 2013 12:05PM

I think you haven't been reading the same posts I have, then.

vortexmagus November 13, 2013 04:10AM

Well that is what happens when you beat off to Jerry Springer while posting. (n/t)

tesline November 13, 2013 06:07AM

Then Matrik is letting me down (n/t)

HairyOrangutan November 03, 2013 06:58PM

Deflection and "I know you are but what am I" tactics make for boring banter. You have a long ways to go. (n/t)

Matrik November 03, 2013 10:59AM

Cause I find this boring. I REALLY do. (n/t)

tesline November 03, 2013 11:17AM

It's tough to remain interested in something you are terrible at. So I've heard. (n/t)

Matrik November 03, 2013 11:19AM

Stop shrine sitting. nt

crafteddeception November 01, 2013 05:52PM

How old are you now? (n/t)

Frosty November 01, 2013 05:48PM

Just turned 17 a couple days ago. (n/t)

legobelt November 01, 2013 06:22PM

wtf...goddamn it. get the fuck offa my CF lawn (n/t)

Nurok November 05, 2013 06:24AM

You forgot to tell him to stay away from your daughter. (n/t)

wrathpuppet November 05, 2013 06:25AM

Thats implied with telling him to keep offa my lawn.. (n/t)

Nurok November 05, 2013 09:58AM

Jesus, you've grown like 12 feet. (n/t)

Matrik November 01, 2013 05:09PM

Stop growing up, you'll make us feel old. (n/t)

wrathpuppet November 01, 2013 05:04PM



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