Don't forget to tip your fedora as you greet her nt

February 13, 2014 10:32AM
Subject Author Posted

Blind dates

ghuljun_thul February 07, 2014 01:37PM

All the women I know love older men. Not men that are a few years older but much older. Take advantage of that daddy complex :) (n/t)

funnyone February 09, 2014 02:38AM

What, give her 50 bucks and let her borrow the car? (n/t)

Doof February 13, 2014 10:19AM

You'll be fine.

wrathpuppet February 08, 2014 12:51PM

because you look like gandhi (n/t)

Matrik February 08, 2014 03:29PM

Re: because you look like gandhi

MiyagiYojimbo February 08, 2014 03:56PM

Where can I get one of those things? (n/t)

wrathpuppet February 09, 2014 07:35AM

A bed sheet? (n/t)

Matrik February 09, 2014 07:36AM

My sheets have Star Wars characters on them, though. (n/t)

wrathpuppet February 09, 2014 07:55AM

Mine have Legend of Zelda/Mario Bros. Old school ones where Link looks half-elf, half-hobbit. (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo February 09, 2014 07:59AM

have fun, good eye (EYE) contact

morocco February 08, 2014 12:07PM

ps: this is for everyone: no motherfucking axe body spray (n/t)

morocco February 08, 2014 12:13PM

I agree with this. However, a little Old Spice deodorant (Denali) is the shit. The shit, I says. (n/t)

Doof February 14, 2014 04:59AM

Instant good karma, and this new date is your reward

Demtok February 08, 2014 05:25AM

Don't forget to tip your fedora as you greet her nt

Rade February 13, 2014 10:32AM

Yeah, say fair maiden instead. (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo February 08, 2014 11:24AM

Treat her like shit all night and then begrudgingly pay her a compliment at the end of the night...

silvian February 08, 2014 04:50AM

Here's a great pickup line you can use

Srev February 07, 2014 06:39PM

You'd be surprised how well that works. This one works really well too:

Matrik February 07, 2014 06:40PM

Wow, I bet that one works just as well as my favorite:

Srev February 07, 2014 06:43PM

Will be nice when we are old enough to go to clubs. (n/t)

Matrik February 07, 2014 06:45PM

Yeah. I can't wait until I'm old enough to be hit with a club.

Srev February 07, 2014 06:48PM

I don't understand how you people come up with that kind of image so quickly. (n/t)

Matrik February 07, 2014 06:49PM

What do you mean "you people"

Srev February 07, 2014 06:49PM

Slip her a mickey (n/t)

HairyOrangutan February 07, 2014 03:29PM

Just take a bath first if you still have that skin thing and maybe she wont notice. n/t

jalim February 07, 2014 02:49PM



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