Oh, they can do it. I was eating at a Chinese buffet the other day, and...

March 15, 2014 02:29AM
to give you a sense of time, I'll use my eating record to demonstrate what happened.

1st plate : I arrive and those fuckers immediately started squinting at me. I had no knowledge of the technique, so simply went about my business and dug into some egg rolls and beef and broccoli.
2nd plate : I'm started to feel a little swollen. While I'm slapping mounds of hunan chicken and fried rice on my plate, I notice them watching me. The waiter, the host, and even the fucking cook was peeking through the little hole in the door.
3rd plate : I'm hurting now. I decide to ignore the pain (not realizing where the attack was coming from). 3 spring rolls and a weird hot cabbage dish later, I'm sweating and my wife comments that I don't look good.
4th plate : It's time to go home. It was all I could do to finish my meal and they're still lingering around, watching me as if waiting to see what I'll do next.

I barely got out of there, but it was too late. I went home and exploded.
Subject Author Posted

best flight 370 conspiracy theory:

Isildur(VIP) March 14, 2014 04:10AM

pretty sure both of those are from Tom Clancy books

morocco March 15, 2014 12:46PM

Better theory

Doof March 15, 2014 12:55AM

You know about the squinty explosion technique?

MiyagiYojimbo March 15, 2014 01:17AM

Oh, they can do it. I was eating at a Chinese buffet the other day, and...

Doof March 15, 2014 02:29AM

#2 is unlikely

Lokain March 14, 2014 10:45AM

Here's mine

PaulO March 14, 2014 10:21AM

More.

PaulO March 14, 2014 10:51AM

#2 is closest to the Truth. I am building my fleet. (n/t)

Matrik March 14, 2014 05:00AM



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