UGANDA!

October 06, 2015 08:49AM





It hurts me when I hear nerd shit.
Subject Author Posted

I hate being poor.

Sam October 05, 2015 12:34PM

Pro Solution: Stop being poor. Be rich instead. Problem solved! Glad to help, BTW. (n/t)

Doof October 06, 2015 12:24AM

Pro Solution: become a bounty hunter: winning. nt

Isildur(VIP) October 06, 2015 06:08AM

I can't wait for my wedding so I can not be poor again

Quas October 05, 2015 06:30PM

use your bootstraps to pull yourself up

Batman October 05, 2015 03:46PM

Car's inspection/emission had expired. nt

Sam October 05, 2015 06:30PM

I think they know

Quas October 05, 2015 06:32PM

They certainly love trying to get my money. $3500 in the last two years if you include things like impound fees and late fees. nt

Sam October 05, 2015 09:17PM

I don't even know how you rack up that much.

Batman October 06, 2015 05:51AM

I'll explain...

Sam October 06, 2015 11:32AM

I was driving around with 2 years expired inspection

HairyOrangutan October 06, 2015 01:39PM

Depends on the cops

Quas October 06, 2015 08:21PM

Yeah these were city guys

HairyOrangutan October 07, 2015 03:38PM

I've dinged for that and registration 5 times in last 30 months I've lived in PA.

Sam October 06, 2015 05:26PM

According to Obama Americans didn't build their businesses but Ahmed built that "clock".

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 06:06AM

According to Obama since another Asperger having crazy person shot people up - we should make laws preventing crazy people from being able to obtain guns!

Nurok October 06, 2015 06:10AM

Yeah...I've watched felons get guns easy as fuck at flea markets.

Sam October 07, 2015 12:03AM

You'll have to be more specific.

Rhyaldrin October 07, 2015 12:11AM

Furthermore Asperger's syndrome isn't really a mental illness, it's a learning difficulty (n/t)

Elystan October 06, 2015 07:16AM

Yeah, for retards with mental illnesses.

Batman October 06, 2015 07:46AM

If you don't want your kid to get Assburgers or Autism just don't vaccinate them.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 07:47AM

Ugh (n/t)

NbM(VIP) October 06, 2015 10:20AM

We have the documents. (n/t)

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 10:21AM

I"m going to say one thing on the entire matter. Meth isn't legal, and that shit is everywhere. Ask Krilly. (n/t)

Frosty October 06, 2015 06:49AM

B-but ... a lack of guns in CF. DISCUSS! (n/t)

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 06:56AM

Umiron is Obama.

Batman October 06, 2015 07:00AM

No wonder food prices are through the roof in game. (n/t)

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 07:02AM

Nope, not with a 1000 foot pole. (n/t)

Frosty October 06, 2015 07:00AM

Pussy.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 07:04AM

#AllTheransMatter (n/t)

Artificial October 06, 2015 07:08AM

Uh, no they don't.

Batman October 06, 2015 07:32AM

Hah!

NbM(VIP) October 06, 2015 07:38AM

Step down, man.

Batman October 06, 2015 07:56AM

Like most Village players (*cough*NUROK) NBM does not belong in a zoo.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 07:58AM

Your privilege triggered me harder than someone fleeing triggers Shaapa's killbot 9000. (n/t)

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 07:45AM

Don't forget the grapes.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 07:38AM

HEY YOU DON'T KNOW THE TROUBLE OF BEING BORN THE WRONG GENDER

Batman October 06, 2015 07:51AM

I went to a Bloomberg event in my town.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 06:12AM

What blows my mind is how the media downplays facts like "The shooter had Aspergers". I mean really?

Nurok October 06, 2015 06:39AM

Thought you were trolling from post title

Elystan October 06, 2015 07:14AM

Re: Thought you were trolling from post title

Doof October 06, 2015 07:41AM

Point was;

Elystan October 06, 2015 08:14AM

From the state perspective

Kstatida October 06, 2015 10:14AM

HITLER TOOK THE GUNS! STALIN TOOK THE GUNS! MAO TOOK THE GUNS!

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 10:16AM

My point was: if your child has a condition which makes him beat his head against the wall..

Nurok October 06, 2015 08:39AM

Well put. (n/t)

Doof October 06, 2015 11:50PM

The thing is someone has to diagnose him first and it has to be accessible in a database when NICS does the background check.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 08:48AM

I agree with you on the gov't doing the branding my bitch was:

Nurok October 06, 2015 08:53AM

But what can you do?

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 08:54AM

Correction

Kstatida October 06, 2015 08:32AM

Except Switzerland.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 08:21AM

Expalin to me why civilians need guns at all in the first place?

Elystan October 06, 2015 08:23AM

That's easy.

MiyagiYojimbo October 06, 2015 10:03AM

Sam won't pass the background check.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 10:07AM

Don't give Sam a gun (n/t)

Kstatida October 06, 2015 10:04AM

Uhm...hunting? Self defense 2ndary?

Nurok October 06, 2015 08:45AM

Ugh, Nurok.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 08:47AM

I would never use a AR-15 to hunt - .223 is too small of a caliber for deer IMO.

Nurok October 06, 2015 08:50AM

I took a deer with an AR chambered in .308

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 08:52AM

Re: I took a deer with an AR chambered in .308

Nurok October 06, 2015 08:54AM

I've taken plenty with .223 too.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 08:56AM

Self defense.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 08:25AM

I'd rather defend myself with a knife against three guys with a knive

Elystan October 06, 2015 08:35AM

As a guy who carries a pair of knifes 24/7

Kstatida October 06, 2015 09:43AM

In my mind Russians carry Kalashnikovs everywhere.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 09:45AM

It really is, mate, it really is

Kstatida October 06, 2015 09:48AM

All I'm saying is we're never going to take the Hagia Sophia back from the Ottoman occupiers with knife wielding Atheists. (n/t)

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 09:50AM

Ottomans are long since gone

Kstatida October 06, 2015 09:55AM

Only an Atheist would justify it like that.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 09:55AM

That's one step closer to Eurasian Union, my friend

Kstatida October 06, 2015 09:59AM

"If the victim is able to arm themselves then so is the criminal."

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 08:37AM

Criminals over here don't have guns. Because nobody has guns. It's really simple.

Elystan October 06, 2015 08:43AM

Nobody? I bet your rulers have guns.

Doof October 07, 2015 07:46AM

Police generally don't have guns

Elystan October 07, 2015 07:49AM

Uh?

Nurok October 07, 2015 08:27AM

I think they call them targets, but I'm not sure. (n/t)

Doof October 07, 2015 12:02PM

Depends on the rentacops, lots of security firms train and arm their employees. Also, what the crap is a bobbie (n/t)

NbM(VIP) October 07, 2015 09:01AM

Seriously? What's what they call cops in the UK. (n/t)

Frosty October 07, 2015 09:01AM

No. Probably in the 1940's. (n/t)

Elystan October 07, 2015 09:54AM

Yes, it's the only place on this planet that cops have been called bobbies, even still today. It may not be as popular as it was before, but it's STILL a thing. (n/t)

Frosty October 07, 2015 10:10AM

Well, you're the expert (n/t)

Elystan October 07, 2015 10:19AM

No, I simply go outside and experience life. Try it sometime. (n/t)

Frosty October 07, 2015 10:32AM

PARTY PARTY PARTY!

Frosty October 07, 2015 11:20AM

That's a blatant lie (n/t)

Elystan October 07, 2015 11:05AM

No, you just can't handle the truth. (n/t)

Frosty October 07, 2015 11:21AM

I'm rubber you're glue (n/t)

Elystan October 07, 2015 11:24AM

Re: I'm rubber you're glue

Frosty October 07, 2015 11:26AM

Re: I'm rubber you're glue

Elystan October 07, 2015 11:41AM

Stalker ;) (n/t)

NbM(VIP) October 07, 2015 11:08AM

NO

NbM(VIP) October 07, 2015 10:36AM

What's what what, what what, what what what what?!

NbM(VIP) October 07, 2015 09:10AM

The UK (n/t)

Elystan October 07, 2015 09:01AM

Well I doubt you see many bobbies in US :) (n/t)

Kstatida October 07, 2015 08:30AM

But government has never hurt anyone so who cares? (n/t)

Rhyaldrin October 07, 2015 07:47AM

he wasn't a nerd - he was a crazy assed social reject who beat his head against the wall....

Nurok October 06, 2015 08:46AM

Whatever, nerd (n/t)

Elystan October 06, 2015 08:50AM

SAY THAT TO MY FACE NOT ONLINE SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Batman October 06, 2015 08:52AM

UGANDA!

Batman October 06, 2015 08:49AM

There's 300+ million people here millions of guns.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 08:46AM

That's a fair point. Guess you're pretty much screwed whatever you do (n/t)

Elystan October 06, 2015 08:58AM

I'm not screwed.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 08:58AM

Yeah but you're all necro, whoever's trigger goes first gets the PWK. That's not a fight.

Elystan October 06, 2015 09:09AM

Except the day that you can't run away and any alpha ripped morons bash your brains in.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 09:13AM

Alpha ripped morons can shoot me too, having guns doesn't make them less dangerous

Elystan October 06, 2015 09:19AM

A fat guy can stab you perfectly fine.

Batman October 06, 2015 09:34AM

It's all about range and lethality

Elystan October 06, 2015 09:43AM

Elystan fact #2: No one survives shootings.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 09:44AM

I thought missionary was default position (n/t)

Kstatida October 06, 2015 10:06AM

It is. In a proper Orthodox home.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 10:07AM

Well I'm atheist, not anti-religious :) (n/t)

Kstatida October 06, 2015 10:15AM

I'm Boris now.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 10:16AM

Ok Boris (n/t)

Kstatida October 06, 2015 10:18AM

Ok Dave.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 10:20AM

Oh fuck that's not RP I've signed up for! (n/t)

Kstatida October 06, 2015 10:24AM

Too late Dave.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 10:26AM

Redneck is an offensive term, right? (n/t)

Elystan October 06, 2015 09:49AM

Nyet. (n/t)

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 09:51AM

This is also something that boggles my mind

Nurok October 06, 2015 09:47AM

That depends on distance, really

Kstatida October 06, 2015 09:50AM

Here's the rub.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 09:23AM

There are three guys, the second guy shoots you in the face while you're shooting the first guy in the face

Elystan October 06, 2015 09:25AM

I must admit that you would fancy some IPSC practice

Kstatida October 06, 2015 10:02AM

Then you aren't fast enough.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 09:26AM

Heh in regards to the forced assault weapon registration brought on by NYS legislation - there are a known 4 million assault rifles in circulation in NY state

Nurok October 06, 2015 08:49AM

No, he's advocating a system where arming yourself makes you a criminal.

Batman October 06, 2015 08:42AM

Well you better get that knife soon and bury it. Your country is trying to ban those too. (n/t)

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 08:36AM

Yeah I have a couple

Elystan October 06, 2015 08:38AM

Good luck with that.

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 08:40AM

Crucial years? Wasn't this guy 26? (n/t)

Rhyaldrin October 06, 2015 07:41AM

sheesh. drive slower? nt

Isildur(VIP) October 06, 2015 04:57AM

Shitposting on dio's while driving. (n/t)

wrathpuppet October 05, 2015 04:07PM

10/10

Batman October 05, 2015 04:23PM

Sorry, Sam.

wrathpuppet October 05, 2015 02:41PM

Just sucks. I missed a traffic ticket payment and now I have to spend 200 to clear a warrant.

Sam October 05, 2015 02:57PM



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