Actually, I'm from North Dakota, so my prejudice naturally says I am a hard worker (ironically I am). I take my job very seriously (have been in the same kitchen for two years, that says a lot). I'm not a drug addict, and I'm not a hobo (though some hobos probably make more money than I do, or at least did in the cities).

I'm actually a reasonably accomplished chef (though I doubt I'll go for any credentials in that field as I'd rather teach in my old age).

And I have long hair.

And anyone who assumes they know who I am because of my long hair, I'd really rather not meet in the first place. Generally, they are douchebags (from both ends of the spectrum).

Though it may aslo be that most people really are just douchebags, I'm uncertain.,