You'll be single forever!

May 26, 2011 03:24PM
Shouldn't ever expect your significant other not to drop your jaw once in awhile haha.

Seriously.

Edited to see you've mentioned your wife in another post. Oh well, figured everyone at some point thought "what the hell" in reference to what the significant other did/said!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/26/2011 03:42PM by WarEagle.
Subject Author Posted

First date or first few when you realized, screw this.

ghuljun_thul May 26, 2011 08:58AM

Yeah I went out with this head-case...

Mek May 27, 2011 09:40PM

Five across the eyes will fix that. n/t

Death_Claw May 28, 2011 07:27AM

I cant help but think

enyuu May 27, 2011 03:49PM

Every girl needs a second vagina

Matrik May 27, 2011 03:56PM

They do have a second vagina

HairyOrangutan May 28, 2011 06:38AM

Whoa, you have changed my world forever

Matrik May 28, 2011 07:16AM

really? You're the weird one here.

vortexmagus May 27, 2011 05:13AM

I dated a girl who was half-Puerto Rican and thought Puerto Rico was off the coast of New York. Had to dump her quick after I heard that nt

Rade May 26, 2011 11:17AM

You'll be single forever!

WarEagle May 26, 2011 03:24PM

In other words, she said "no". ;P n/t.

Jib May 26, 2011 10:34AM

I was having drinks with this girl I met through match.com who was pretty cute

hopelessdwarf May 26, 2011 10:29AM

Well done steak = Deal breaker :)

Sam May 26, 2011 09:01AM

What's wrong with cutting up steak? (n/t)

Artificial May 26, 2011 09:00AM

It's considered "juvenile" if you care too much about manners

Rade May 26, 2011 11:06AM

Re: What's wrong with cutting up steak?

ghuljun_thul May 26, 2011 10:08AM

She can be fixed.

The Forsaken(VIP) May 26, 2011 12:52PM

I like this story, it has an Oprah Winfrey feel to it. (n/t)

Gildenarm May 27, 2011 04:55AM

I don't think I could have made it past the well done thing. The fact that she cut it into tiny pieces makes my inner Iron Chef cry. NT

Sam May 26, 2011 10:23AM

I order my steak medium well bitches, muahahaha! nt

Rade May 26, 2011 11:14AM

My favorite way to prepare a steak, sort of related.

ghuljun_thul May 26, 2011 11:32AM

One of the reasons I like Ruth Chris's is...

Sam May 26, 2011 02:53PM

RC is garbage.

Death_Claw May 27, 2011 05:59PM

It's the 450 degree thing they serve it in.

Sam May 28, 2011 08:11AM

I like Ruth Chris because it makes me shit my pants before I even get to the car

HairyOrangutan May 26, 2011 08:12PM

glad im not the only one. I do the RC waddle. (n/t)

hopelessdwarf May 26, 2011 09:06PM

How to make a steakhouse steak at home:

Death_Claw May 28, 2011 06:45AM

You always had a weak stomach. NT

Sam May 26, 2011 08:36PM

Especially with rich foods

HairyOrangutan May 27, 2011 03:34AM

Medium rare. At worst, medium. Best way to eat steak. Fact. nt

istirith May 26, 2011 02:37PM

Rare. At worst, medium rare. Best way to eat steak. Fact. nt

PaulO May 27, 2011 06:33AM

Well played, well played.

istirith May 27, 2011 06:57AM

Rare is often consider the best "flavor" steak, but medium rare has the perfect balance between flavor and texture, which makes it the best steak. (n/t)

ebonicphonics May 27, 2011 06:34AM

You have no idea what you're talking about, clearly. (n/t)

ghuljun_thul May 26, 2011 02:40PM

Only one way to settle this. CF BBQ.

istirith May 26, 2011 10:36PM

You don't marinate good cuts of steak. Only dry rub. Fact. (n/t)

Jib May 27, 2011 07:02AM

Different strokes for different folks.

istirith May 27, 2011 09:57AM

Yeah I was just sticking with the spirit of this thread, with all the superlatives and declarative statements and whatnot..

Jib May 27, 2011 06:25PM

I don't think our marinade was as elaborate as the recipe.

istirith May 27, 2011 10:21PM

Re: Only one way to settle this. CF BBQ.

ghuljun_thul May 27, 2011 04:29AM

I bet I could beat your meat. wink wink (n/t)

Artificial May 27, 2011 06:03PM

Wow that came off as a huge asshole, sorry bout that.

ghuljun_thul May 26, 2011 02:41PM

Medium rare is the best way to eat a steak. (n/t)

ebonicphonics May 26, 2011 05:46PM

Re: Medium rare is the best way to eat a steak.

ghuljun_thul May 26, 2011 05:55PM

No, it's a fact. NT

Batman May 27, 2011 04:37AM

It is a fact, this man speaks the truth. Medium rare has the best balance of flavor and texture. This has been scientifically proven by tastebuds around the world. (n/t)

ebonicphonics May 27, 2011 04:45AM

What about tartare, or carpaccio, or steaks that. .

ghuljun_thul May 27, 2011 05:03AM

You don't know anything. NT

Batman May 27, 2011 05:14AM

Oh wise batman do enlighten me (n/t)

ghuljun_thul May 27, 2011 05:48AM

I shall! I am Hume. End of story. NT

Batman May 27, 2011 05:51AM

About what I thought. (n/t)

ghuljun_thul May 27, 2011 06:02AM

Sounds like you need a better chef. (n/t)

ebonicphonics May 27, 2011 05:09AM

Re: Sounds like you need a better chef.

ghuljun_thul May 27, 2011 07:45AM

It seems like you're taking me seriously. I'm kidding. (n/t)

ebonicphonics May 27, 2011 07:49AM

Ah, just hard to tell. (n/t)

ghuljun_thul May 27, 2011 07:54AM

Such is the nature of text based communication (n/t)

ebonicphonics May 27, 2011 07:59AM



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