Heh, that reminds me of a story...

February 12, 2013 07:02AM
My aunt was at the gas station pumping gas. Guy pulls up on the otherside to pump gas and lights up a cigarette. She tells him he shouldn't do that and he says "It's a free country bitch." Taken aback, she lets it be, finishes up, and goes inside. Sure enough, couple seconds later she sees the guy outside frantically waving his now flaming arms around in the air. Luckily a police officer was driving by at the time and stopped to do his job. The man was quickly put in handcuffs and when asked why he was being arrested the officer responded....









































ILLEGAL POSESSION OF FIREARMS OH OH OH OH

Sportsmanship killed CF



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/12/2013 07:03AM by Matrik.
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For those of you following the soap opera that is my life...

vladamir February 12, 2013 06:44AM

Con-fucking-gratz dude!!! That's awesome news! (n/t)

Frosty February 12, 2013 02:44PM

Freaking awesome, congrats dude. (n/t)

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid February 12, 2013 07:03AM

What were you in court for? I must have missed an episode.

Matrik February 12, 2013 06:48AM

I was sent a bunch of citations related to the accident.

vladamir February 12, 2013 06:56AM

Heh, that reminds me of a story...

Matrik February 12, 2013 07:02AM

My dad does that all the time, smokes while filling up.

ghuljun_thul February 12, 2013 07:32AM

Has he ever lit a fireball?

Matrik February 12, 2013 07:41AM

That's (probably) just diesel nt

Rade February 13, 2013 04:11AM

It is, at least, very similar to it. I think it was.... JP8? My memory is good at deleting shit I don't need, so can't remember. (n/t)

Matrik February 13, 2013 05:18AM

Yup. Technically jet fuel, also used in place of diesel for vehicles. nt

Java February 13, 2013 05:44AM

Kerosene I expect (n/t)

wishore February 13, 2013 08:51AM

I smoke while huffing gas. (n/t)

wrathpuppet February 12, 2013 07:34AM

Gas from dudes butts (n/t)

Demtok February 12, 2013 10:08AM

Oh gross man, I didn't know you were straight. (n/t)

Matrik February 12, 2013 10:09AM

Straight outta Compton

Demtok February 12, 2013 11:15AM

Heads will roll (n/t)

Matrik February 12, 2013 11:25AM



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