Oh, and this thread is tl;dr. Batman should summarize it in MS paint.

February 28, 2013 02:47AM
pls?
Subject Author Posted

Dealing with a smelly coworker when HR won't?

Baroness February 27, 2013 07:17AM

Punch him in the ass and call him a Puerto Rican. That'll do the trick. (n/t)

TaterPig March 01, 2013 01:35AM

Re: Dealing with a smelly coworker when HR won't?

Stevers February 28, 2013 07:17PM

PSA: the bathroom argument is stupid

valkenar February 28, 2013 11:37AM

So there's probably never been a case of a man stalking women in a women's bathroom, dressed as a woman?

Jib February 28, 2013 11:52AM

Yes, stalkers exist

valkenar February 28, 2013 12:30PM

PSA: This arguments makes me think you are hippo critical a bit.

Matrik February 28, 2013 11:40AM

That is one instance of the bathroom argument.

Stevers February 28, 2013 11:40AM

Since you clearly don't get it.. the reason everyone hates you..

Java February 28, 2013 09:58AM

Well that explains the whole "only in the butt" thing. (n/t)

TaterPig March 01, 2013 01:29AM

Thank you for my next character. Sir Roberta Darkenette. (n/t)

vortexmagus February 28, 2013 12:04PM

I don't hate her.

wrathpuppet February 28, 2013 10:10AM

+1 (n/t)

MudDud February 28, 2013 10:00AM

To Clarify/Add (and Repeat)....

MudDud February 28, 2013 10:22AM

You forget, one kind of girl does that.

Batman February 28, 2013 10:29AM

Lolled hard at the bro at the bottom.

istirith February 28, 2013 11:50AM

Yep (n/t)

Matrik February 28, 2013 11:07AM

I doubt gender plays no role in your interactions

valkenar February 28, 2013 10:27AM

He said gender, not sex.

Stevers February 28, 2013 11:45AM

odd

Matrik February 28, 2013 10:25AM

The funny (read as "sad") thing here...

Baroness February 28, 2013 06:44AM

Here's the thing I don't get, men and women's olfactory senses are the relatively the same. The moment you claim the men "can't smell him" I stopped giving a shit because you're a bullshitter Audrey. NT

Sam February 28, 2013 09:21AM

PS Here's a pro-tip, the men smell him too. The question is do they find that smell offensive?

Sam February 28, 2013 09:23AM

Do you date men? Do you, consciously or not, compare how big you once were to how big they are? Do you tell them you once could have jousted with them?

leaf February 28, 2013 08:40AM

TG wants to be called "she," but calls other TG that considers self "he" a "she." Hypocrite. (n/t)

Matrik February 28, 2013 08:30AM

I think this is a valid statement worth your consideration, Baron.

Stevers February 28, 2013 09:12AM

Batman hit the nail on the head. See: Why qhcf is not facebook.

istirith February 28, 2013 08:03AM

Actual feedback:

Batman February 28, 2013 07:59AM

Is there any reason to be so absolutist?

valkenar February 28, 2013 10:38AM

Because that's what they are.

Batman February 28, 2013 10:53AM

A cat it is

valkenar February 28, 2013 11:07AM

Re: A cat it is

Stevers February 28, 2013 11:30AM

Wrong

Matrik February 28, 2013 11:11AM

That does not look like a cat

valkenar February 28, 2013 11:17AM

I think you are missing the point.

Stevers February 28, 2013 11:37AM

That man looks like a cat, like Baroness looks like a woman.

Matrik February 28, 2013 11:19AM

That's not even the point

valkenar February 28, 2013 11:42AM

Re: That's not even the point

Stevers February 28, 2013 01:05PM

Then I think the lines you draw are just as imaginary as the ones you are accusing others of drawing. (n/t)

Matrik February 28, 2013 11:55AM

I dunno, those are some serious hands, man. (n/t)

leaf February 28, 2013 11:04AM

Go back a couple decades and replace Woman/Man with Black/Person and you are just doing the same old thing

Quas February 28, 2013 11:01AM

Holy jesus.. this is one of the stupidest things I've seen you post.

Java March 01, 2013 03:03AM

If anyone wants a tl;dr on the whole thread: It's this post. NT

Batman March 01, 2013 03:29AM

This is incorrect.

Stevers February 28, 2013 11:26AM

The problem with this isn't me, it's your counter-example.

Batman February 28, 2013 11:25AM

Was Michael jackson white this whole time, and we were just too closed-minded to realize it???

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid February 28, 2013 11:28AM

And this is entirely correct.

Batman March 01, 2013 02:51AM

I'm really glad you read between the lines on my post.

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid March 01, 2013 04:14AM

Easy

Batman March 01, 2013 04:31AM

I think Spltrd was right on.

PaulO February 28, 2013 07:31AM

Yeah. I'll also accept that you're a fucking doofus.

RobDarken February 28, 2013 07:03AM

Or maybe it's because facebook is more based in shallow social interactions with pseudo-friends which becomes an all-around picture based encouragement circle-jerk. NT (n/t)

Batman February 28, 2013 06:47AM

Only if that's what you want it to be.

wrathpuppet February 28, 2013 07:00AM

Yep. It's as interesting as the people you add.

PaulO February 28, 2013 10:47AM

If I had a facebook, I'd be lucky to have one.

Batman February 28, 2013 08:00AM

I want to be your friend, Batman.

Java February 28, 2013 10:13AM

Did your new girl make you nicer? I don't appreciate this friendly Java. (n/t)

Matrik February 28, 2013 11:15AM

Not sure if it's that, or just getting old.

Java March 01, 2013 02:14AM

"Smoking hot asian"

Stevers March 01, 2013 03:11AM

You know I actually debated posting a pic..

Java March 01, 2013 03:38AM

Nah. I've already fucked a chick who has Filipino blood. So has Kanye. We'll leave you to your fun ;) NT

Sam March 01, 2013 03:22PM

Because as everyone knows.. every person of the same ethnicity is EXACTLY THE SAME.

Java March 01, 2013 08:46PM

Burninated. I like older Java.

Matrik March 01, 2013 09:12PM

Filipino is shit tier among asians.

Stevers March 01, 2013 07:11PM

Just out of curiosity.. you ever been to asia? Or are you judging purely based on porn? nt

Java March 01, 2013 08:49PM

I have non-immediate family from the fillipines and I know/have known enough azns to generalize.

Stevers March 02, 2013 06:46AM

Right. That's the Java that we know.

Stevers March 01, 2013 05:33AM

I've got two hands Java. I can handle two pics. NT

Batman March 01, 2013 03:46AM

I don't see any smoke.

RobDarken March 01, 2013 03:19AM

You're torturing me. NT

Batman March 01, 2013 02:51AM

This sounds like complete and utter bullshit.

Java February 28, 2013 04:34AM

Heightened levels of estrogen can cause your sense of smell to go all batshit bloodhound on you.

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid February 28, 2013 03:22AM

tl;dr: Try downing your dose of estrogen some. If your sense of smell is being affected you might need to turn down the dosage a bit. (n/t)

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid February 28, 2013 05:22AM

Re: Dealing with a smelly coworker when HR won't?

Isildur(VIP) February 28, 2013 03:08AM

Estrogen does make you more sensitive to smells.

Splntrd February 28, 2013 03:41AM

I did a quick search on Google Scholar on this.

istirith February 28, 2013 04:08AM

Re: I did a quick search on Google Scholar on this.

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid February 28, 2013 05:13AM

Yeah, hence, "if".

istirith February 28, 2013 06:57AM

What would Jesus do?

Rhyaldrin February 28, 2013 02:45AM

Oh, and this thread is tl;dr. Batman should summarize it in MS paint.

Rhyaldrin February 28, 2013 02:47AM

Uh - check your privilege. nt

Splntrd February 27, 2013 04:37PM

This has been addressed by Ann Landers over 9000 times.

wrathpuppet February 27, 2013 09:31AM

WHAT!?!?!? 9000!!!!?!?!?!?

satchmo February 27, 2013 02:27PM

ZOMG!!!

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid February 28, 2013 05:23AM

+ 9000 (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo February 27, 2013 03:02PM

Wouldn't that be grounds for a complaint to HR? nt

istirith February 27, 2013 10:19AM

Hence the discrete part. (n/t)

ORB February 27, 2013 10:27AM

Yeah but I'm assuming that Baroness already complained from how the initial post was phrased.

istirith February 27, 2013 10:38AM

Easy solution.

wrathpuppet February 27, 2013 10:43AM

Kill two birds with one stone

RobDarken February 27, 2013 10:45AM

Jesus Myrrh Deodorant.

istirith February 27, 2013 10:49AM

Just made another complaint to HR

Baroness February 27, 2013 11:22AM

Clearly you need to stop wearing deodorant to avoid feeling awkward about this issue. It worked before. >=) n/t

jalim February 27, 2013 11:28AM

Calling in sick so you don't have to smell someone? Are you serious?

Stevers February 27, 2013 11:23AM

I laughed really hard when I saw this.

RobDarken February 27, 2013 01:25PM

Exactly. (n/t)

wrathpuppet February 27, 2013 10:31AM

I would complain to hr if I were him

Stevers February 27, 2013 08:27AM

Two things Stevers

cenatar February 27, 2013 11:47AM

Why did you care enough to reply to me?

Stevers February 27, 2013 11:54AM

Re: Why did you care enough to reply to me?

cenatar February 27, 2013 11:59AM

I am under the impresison that it does affect me.

Stevers February 27, 2013 12:08PM

Re: I am under the impresison that it does affect me.

cenatar February 27, 2013 12:14PM

Re: I am under the impresison that it does affect me.

Stevers February 27, 2013 12:30PM

Re: I am under the impresison that it does affect me.

cenatar February 27, 2013 12:31PM

Re: I am under the impresison that it does affect me.

Stevers February 27, 2013 12:35PM

My fingers were starting to twitch. . .then I read the chromosomal defects part.

ghuljun_thul February 27, 2013 12:48PM

Right. I understand now how that is an issue for many of the... liberal tumblr keyboard warriors that frequent this forum.

Stevers February 27, 2013 12:51PM

But. . .you didn't forget. I was just pointing out you acknowledged it. (n/t)

ghuljun_thul February 27, 2013 02:28PM

What if science found a genetic marker for 'identifies as female?'

MudDud February 27, 2013 01:14PM

So, all that would prove is that there is a genetic reason for their mental defect. (n/t)

qurdind February 28, 2013 08:15AM

What if science found a genetic marker for "baby raping"?

vortexmagus February 27, 2013 11:36PM

Re: What if science found a genetic marker for "baby raping"?

MudDud February 28, 2013 09:23AM

I do not consider this hypothetical to be very probable.

Stevers February 27, 2013 07:11PM

You're contradicting yourself

valkenar February 28, 2013 10:48AM

Would you read my posts before responding?

Stevers March 05, 2013 06:50AM

Re: I do not consider this hypothetical to be very probable.

MudDud February 28, 2013 09:29AM

I just realized I had a rather ambiguous statement in my previous post

Stevers February 28, 2013 09:33AM

I mean.. maybe.

istirith February 27, 2013 01:35PM

Re: I mean.. maybe.

MudDud February 27, 2013 03:32PM

Yup.

istirith February 28, 2013 02:36AM

I'm hardly liberal.

wrathpuppet February 27, 2013 12:56PM

My girlfriend's been very distant lately.

wrathpuppet February 27, 2013 12:59PM

Sorry, was posting with my other accounts. We still love you broseph! NT

Sam February 28, 2013 11:04AM

We're all gunna make it bra

Batman February 27, 2013 02:09PM

Re: My girlfriend's been very distant lately.

Stevers February 27, 2013 01:08PM

This may be the creepiest thing I've ever seen posted on Dio's.

Sam February 28, 2013 11:05AM

:<

RobDarken February 27, 2013 01:03PM

You guys are the best (unsurprising considering you're the same person.)

wrathpuppet February 27, 2013 01:11PM

You and me specifically?

Stevers February 27, 2013 12:57PM

I got this one:

Matrik February 27, 2013 12:04PM

Wouldn't he have to know first?

Baroness February 27, 2013 09:24AM

Re: Wouldn't he have to know first?

Stevers February 27, 2013 10:24AM

I think thats just fine

Quas February 27, 2013 10:30AM

I agree...on the documentation front. Bathrooms are harder.

MudDud February 27, 2013 11:01AM

Re: I agree...on the documentation front. Bathrooms are harder.

cenatar February 27, 2013 12:04PM

Re: I agree...on the documentation front. Bathrooms are harder.

MudDud February 27, 2013 12:19PM

No, but it's much easier for a man to stick a dick in her. (n/t)

Matrik February 27, 2013 12:05PM

Re: No, but it's much easier for a man to stick a dick in her.

cenatar February 27, 2013 12:09PM

If that 7 year old is really lucky. I just hope isn't in the bathroom at a geriatrics center.

Matrik February 27, 2013 12:14PM

Oh no policy isn't based on logic because its made by irrational idiots. (n/t)

tesline February 27, 2013 04:59PM

That is why you should reason about the subject

cenatar February 27, 2013 12:17PM

To me it's as simple as this: Is the bathroom unisex or not?

Batman February 27, 2013 05:12PM

Unisex bathrooms

HairyOrangutan February 28, 2013 06:45AM

As long as that teacher isn't going to the bathroom with his daughter, I don't think it's an issue. (n/t)

Matrik February 27, 2013 12:19PM

Why does it being an epidemic matter?

Stevers February 27, 2013 12:12PM

It should not matter what he identifies as.

Stevers February 27, 2013 10:48AM

A breakdown of how the "lie" is achieved

Baroness February 27, 2013 12:12PM

Re: A breakdown of how the "lie" is achieved

Stevers February 27, 2013 12:26PM

Everybody lies. (n/t)

wrathpuppet February 27, 2013 12:42PM

I think lying to one's self is a negative trait regardless.

Stevers February 27, 2013 12:44PM

Appealing? No. A fact of life? Yes.

wrathpuppet February 27, 2013 12:52PM

I don't think it matters whether or not you've met someone to sway your mind in this manner

Stevers February 27, 2013 01:02PM

I know somebody who thinks they have buns of steel.

RobDarken February 27, 2013 12:55PM

It's Batman, isn't it? (n/t)

wrathpuppet February 27, 2013 12:57PM

Shhh.... (n/t)

RobDarken February 27, 2013 01:24PM

Re: Shhh....

Batman February 27, 2013 04:08PM

What happens to the adams apple? (serious question) n/t

jalim February 27, 2013 12:23PM

In my case, it's not prominent enough to need surgery to remove

Baroness February 27, 2013 12:32PM

you ignore the purpose of gender identification (and more specifically that the purpose is situation specific)

Quas February 27, 2013 10:59AM

Re: you ignore the purpose of gender identification (and more specifically that the purpose is situation specific)

Stevers February 27, 2013 11:05AM

I agree that you do need to be careful to avoid getting off on tangenitals.

Jib February 27, 2013 11:09AM

Re: I agree that you do need to be careful to avoid getting off on tangenitals.

Stevers February 27, 2013 11:13AM

If someone cosmeticly gets surgery to look like a gorilla and they identify themselves as a gorilla does that make them a gorilla or should they be treated as such? No because thats crazy. (n/t)

tesline February 27, 2013 10:43AM

I don't think it's that black and white.

RobDarken February 27, 2013 10:49AM

The real determining factor as to whether or not the "f" should go on there, for me is, does the surgery make her ~drive~ like a female?

Jib February 27, 2013 10:34AM

So you fail at reversing into the pocket while taking the driving test and get 'F' marked as your gender on the driver's license? (n/t)

DurNominator(VIP) February 27, 2013 10:44AM

"Reversing into the pocket"

Stevers February 27, 2013 10:49AM

Reversing into pocket is a method of parking a car between two other cars on the side of the road.

DurNominator(VIP) February 27, 2013 10:53AM

Parallel parking? nt.

istirith February 27, 2013 10:53AM

That's probably it. Thanks.

DurNominator(VIP) February 27, 2013 10:54AM

That is what you mean yeah.

RobDarken February 27, 2013 11:08AM

damned commie robospeak

RobDarken February 27, 2013 10:50AM

This. (n/t)

wrathpuppet February 27, 2013 10:33AM

This. (n/t)

wrathpuppet February 27, 2013 10:33AM

because it is true...

Quas February 27, 2013 09:46AM

The adam's apple, large hands, and beefy bone structure. (n/t)

Jib February 27, 2013 09:48AM

Ask the HR department to send out or place notices of common things to make the workplace better

hopelessdwarf February 27, 2013 08:14AM

This part confuses me

Quas February 27, 2013 08:10AM

I'll join in!

Batman February 27, 2013 08:06AM

The internship I had I would spray myself with cologne everytime I went to smoke. I think that's why I didn't get kept at the end of it :( NT

Sam February 28, 2013 09:24AM

You're right. I was making a gross generalization

Baroness February 27, 2013 09:44AM

You're no special case, the things you say are stupid, consistently.

RobDarken February 27, 2013 10:18AM

Yup

MudDud February 27, 2013 10:36AM

A bit misinformed...

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid February 28, 2013 05:21AM

I agree with the observation that the baron(ess) brings their gender idendity into almost every post

Quas February 27, 2013 10:21AM

I like this post.

Batman February 27, 2013 10:09AM

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. (n/t)

tesline February 27, 2013 09:53AM

Re: Dealing with a smelly coworker when HR won't?

RobDarken February 27, 2013 07:39AM

I lolled when I read that in the OP. :P (n/t)

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid February 27, 2013 10:06AM

No need to be bitchy, Robbi ;-) (n/t)

Baroness February 27, 2013 07:46AM

Not being bitchy he is being honest. There is no women in IT. Your trying to seperate yourself from them (the other men) by trying to assiocate a nonexistent smell with being one of the women.

tesline February 27, 2013 09:57AM

Sounds like you are speaking from smell-good privilege to me.

Matrik February 27, 2013 07:37AM



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