Not mine, but here's a sad one...

Mek
March 14, 2013 12:14PM
My ex's little sister, who was basically my little sister for years and years, was this cheerful, smart little girl who always laughed a lot. A couple years ago, her picture randomly pops up on my facebook feed because we happened to know a few people in common on there. On the picture, it clearly shows a tattoo of a garter on her leg with a gun stuffed under it, and written upon it is "Cold Blooded." Next to the disgust I felt, there was also a heavy dose of guilt, since I think I was probably the only positive male influence that girl had. What a shame, and what a bullshit statement to make about one's self.

Despite that, I don't mind tattoos for the most part. I've drawn several, so I guess I can't really bash them. As for me, I'm on the fence about getting them...I know if I decide to it's going to be all-in and I probably won't stop until I am up to my neck.
Subject Author Posted

Ok, so whos got a tattoo they regret or is just plain silly?

ghuljun_thul March 12, 2013 04:31AM

Not mine, but here's a sad one...

Mek March 14, 2013 12:14PM

Cold Blooded

wrathpuppet March 15, 2013 03:53AM

Tattoos are fucking retarded

HairyOrangutan March 13, 2013 08:56AM

Whenever I tell people I don't want a tattoo because it's a distinguishing mark, they look at me like I'm crazy

MiyagiYojimbo March 13, 2013 10:38AM

I hate that.

wrathpuppet March 13, 2013 10:13AM

There are two tattoos I don't find retarded

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid March 13, 2013 09:39AM

"Family Crest"

Stevers March 13, 2013 10:21AM

Re: "Family Crest"

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid March 13, 2013 10:38AM

Re: "Family Crest"

Isildur(VIP) March 13, 2013 01:28PM

You'd have to do the geneological work for each family to see which branch you're from to see which one is "yours"

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid March 14, 2013 07:02AM

Re: You'd have to do the geneological work for each family to see which branch you're from to see which one is "yours"

Isildur(VIP) March 15, 2013 04:18AM

DOHERTY!!!!!

Bendak March 13, 2013 03:09PM

O DOYLE RULES!!! (n/t)

satchmo March 14, 2013 01:01PM

Aaah, The Irish.

wrathpuppet March 13, 2013 03:47PM

You forgot explosives. Alchohol and explosives.

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid March 14, 2013 07:03AM

Just FYI.. there's no such thing as a family crest.

Java March 13, 2013 01:47PM

Yeah, especially if your family didn't come from landed gentry

valkenar March 14, 2013 08:58AM

I'm Conner MacLeod of Clan MacLeod, and I've come for some head.

satchmo March 13, 2013 01:51PM

Is that an arm holding a wand atop the first one?

MiyagiYojimbo March 13, 2013 11:01AM

Nominated for post of the year. (n/t)

wrathpuppet March 13, 2013 12:21PM

It's definitely one of the front-runners. NT

Sam March 14, 2013 01:47PM

I laughed out loud~ (n/t)

vortexmagus March 13, 2013 11:33AM

It's actually supposed to be a broken sword wrapped in the laurel

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid March 13, 2013 11:16AM

That's pretty sweet.

MiyagiYojimbo March 13, 2013 11:31AM

A friend got "Bad Ass" tatted on his butt cheeks..

Flipside Oreo March 13, 2013 05:05AM

A boxer I knew had the USDA grading stamp tattooed on his rump. (n/t)

ghuljun_thul March 13, 2013 07:31AM

As he gets older it probably gets more literally true.

valkenar March 13, 2013 07:04AM

A girl used to know had "Protagonist" tattooed in the middle of her back.

wrathpuppet March 13, 2013 04:41AM

I call it "Punk Bawk"

Stevers March 13, 2013 10:25AM

Nailed it. (n/t)

wrathpuppet March 13, 2013 12:21PM

Your sister's boyfriend sounds like he is going places. nt

istirith March 13, 2013 06:37AM

Actually he works in something biomedical and makes six figures.

wrathpuppet March 13, 2013 06:56AM

I sincerely believe that if you can afford them, you may have whatever tattoos you want.

satchmo March 13, 2013 01:52PM

I have one on my chest I'm not proud of.

TaterPig March 13, 2013 01:24AM

Tattoos are for people without body hair.

Quixotic March 12, 2013 09:25AM

I'm not religious, so I don't have any tattoos.

DurNominator(VIP) March 12, 2013 08:48AM

Mine is a trinity and it progs gay seeking rockets.

tesline March 12, 2013 05:06PM

Christians should not mark their bodies. Read the bible, dur (n/t)

cenatar March 12, 2013 10:30AM

Because the marking of bodies is God's job. (n/t)

DurNominator(VIP) March 13, 2013 12:37AM

But what if God gives you the mark? (n/t)

leaf March 12, 2013 02:16PM

You mean the brand?

Stevers March 12, 2013 02:24PM

<3 (n/t)

satchmo March 12, 2013 04:39PM

Mine progs "marry" and "childbirth" (n/t)

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid March 12, 2013 10:12AM

no tats. though, i'm over 30. nt

Isildur(VIP) March 12, 2013 08:03AM

The closer I get to 30, the more I want one. I'm still clueless as to what/where, just like always. Maybe I like the idea more? (n/t)

leaf March 12, 2013 02:15PM

a duck (n/t)

Quas March 13, 2013 07:44AM

A majestic silver scepter.

wrathpuppet March 12, 2013 02:49PM

How many of you guys have CF tattoos that you don't regret? (n/t)

wrathpuppet March 12, 2013 06:52AM

Does anyone have a CF tattoo? (n/t)

ghuljun_thul March 12, 2013 07:06AM

The only tattoo someone could maybe ever convince me of.

Batman March 12, 2013 07:03AM

YOU'RE THE GUY WHO CUT ME OFF.

TaterPig March 12, 2013 07:50AM

Oh sheeeeyut!

Batman March 12, 2013 07:59AM

Re: Oh sheeeeyut!

RobDarken March 12, 2013 08:09AM

I was just thinking 'this should loop'

Splntrd March 12, 2013 10:04AM

Truthfully? 99% of people who ever got a tattoo

chuntog March 12, 2013 06:10AM

That's just an ignorant statement. (n/t)

qurdind March 12, 2013 04:44PM

I really regret this stupid star I got on my shoulder.

MiyagiYojimbo March 12, 2013 05:56AM

Fucking Zul'jin. -nt-

Mek March 12, 2013 05:50PM

From Warcraft 2?

MiyagiYojimbo March 12, 2013 06:09PM

because they think it will make them happy?

satchmo March 12, 2013 04:28PM

Batman is really edgy these days

HairyOrangutan March 12, 2013 07:09AM

Because his uncle put his pinky in him many years ago. (n/t)

ghuljun_thul March 12, 2013 07:03AM

Holy $%@ I think thats a girl. (n/t)

ghuljun_thul March 12, 2013 07:07AM

Sexist pig. Accept people for what they identify as, even if it's a triceratops. WHY CAN'T YOU LET PEOPLE BE WHO THEY ARE (n/t)

Batman March 12, 2013 07:14AM

Styracosaurus is so much hotter. (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo March 12, 2013 10:23PM

I will find her, mate with her and in time accept her as a dinosaur. (n/t)

ghuljun_thul March 12, 2013 11:34AM

>using gender determining "she" instead of "xie" you sick fuck

Batman March 12, 2013 01:12PM

Your staunch defense of this person, plus the bat... Is this you? I accept you and your quad-horn having, tri-horn identifying self. (n/t)

leaf March 12, 2013 10:12AM

Those horns resemble more those of a giraffe rather than a triceratops.

DurNominator(VIP) March 12, 2013 08:31AM

She identifies with having less horns, though she may "actually" have more.

Batman March 12, 2013 08:49AM

I'm pretty sure she wasn't born with all those horns.

DurNominator(VIP) March 12, 2013 08:50AM

She could dress like a woman and claim to be a reptilian, and that's fine too - It only matters what you identify as, not what you actually are or look like.

Batman March 12, 2013 09:05AM

Why do you always have to make it about gender? (n/t)

wrathpuppet March 12, 2013 07:13AM

Aaaand I think she used to be black, I'm just sayin. (n/t)

ghuljun_thul March 12, 2013 11:44AM

Because they mistakenly think themselves enormous nuclear furnaces. NT

Batman March 12, 2013 06:34AM

Some personal favorites:

Batman March 12, 2013 04:46AM



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