With how hardcore that is...

April 06, 2013 03:54PM
It makes me wonder what other shit he's asked other people to do for him in his life.
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Holy fucking wow.

ghuljun_thul April 06, 2013 02:43PM

Good example of why I give very abreviated and specific information about myself to others.

ghuljun_thul April 09, 2013 07:18AM

Pro is a human piece of feces (n/t)

HairyOrangutan April 09, 2013 08:27AM

Find a way to record what he's saying, so when the threats come out YOU have the upper hand.

Frosty April 09, 2013 07:37AM

This is too dramatic. If he is going to record the threats, he shouldn't play them back.

Stevers April 09, 2013 07:48AM

Well obviously you don't do it in person, that would be silly. (n/t)

Frosty April 09, 2013 07:54AM

If I go this route, I will need a fat white persian cat on my lap.

ghuljun_thul April 12, 2013 02:16AM

I was thinking Green Street Hooligans n/t

Stevers April 09, 2013 08:02AM

PS: Holy fucking wow, some of you guys need a hobby besides cluttering the OT board. Maybe try this game called Carrion Fields, it's a great hobby. (n/t)

Frosty April 09, 2013 07:39AM

Carrionfields is too time intensive and I can't play at work. No thanks (n/t)

HairyOrangutan April 09, 2013 08:26AM

You're in luck, I heard a rumor KBK is up for good now ;) (n/t)

Frosty April 09, 2013 09:34AM

Late to the party

TaterPig April 09, 2013 01:27AM

I ALMOST can't believe how insane this thread got. I love you psychotic mother fuckers.

satchmo April 08, 2013 01:18PM

really, dude?

morocco April 08, 2013 08:17PM

you need to hang around different people .nt

Isildur(VIP) April 07, 2013 09:52AM

Quit being so stingy with your blood, bro. Women drop a pint every month just for kicks (n/t)

Demtok April 07, 2013 06:43AM

He's got a point dude. Give him some menstrual blood. (n/t)

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid April 08, 2013 03:27AM

this person is actually a sociopath

morocco April 07, 2013 02:41AM

You can't say he is a sociopath because he tried to weasel his way out of taking care of a kid.

tesline April 07, 2013 02:55AM

This post is more evidence of you being full of shit. Look up statistics on how many people are sociopaths. Enjoy realizing your neighbor is probably one. (n/t)

Matrik April 07, 2013 08:07AM

Your completely wrong and are showing yourself to be completely ignorant. I don't get why your going off about something you really have no idea about. Taking one trait and making such a large assumption. In criminology, psych, sociology, or

tesline April 07, 2013 01:03PM

Are you guys kidding me? You think you can say if someone is a sociopath based on this tiny bit of information? (n/t)

cenatar April 07, 2013 11:57AM

the majority of young men test positive for sociopathy at some point in their lives.

vortexmagus April 07, 2013 12:24PM

Two things

cenatar April 07, 2013 01:34PM

Am I the only person in this retarded thread that knows there's a difference between psychopath and sociopath?

Java April 07, 2013 08:39PM

In this case there is none as you could never pin point on or another with the information we have. Also there is not really a consensus that they are different. (n/t)

cenatar April 08, 2013 01:21AM

Wait, are you saying we can't clinically diagnose someone over a forum, using only an extremely limited version of a part of their life, as told by a third party?

Java April 08, 2013 01:12PM

This. Article enclosed.

Flipside Oreo April 08, 2013 07:44AM

That's seriously the worst thesis I've ever read.

Java April 08, 2013 02:57PM

I am familiar with both neuroses. Psych major =/ (n/t)

vortexmagus April 08, 2013 12:35AM

I hear Tesline has two PHDs in psychosis and sociopathy. (n/t)

Matrik April 07, 2013 09:22PM

You would. (n/t)

legobelt April 07, 2013 09:10PM

owned (n/t)

Scrimbul April 07, 2013 11:42PM

the basic definition of psycopothy is a marked lack of empathy

morocco April 07, 2013 02:59AM

Then everyone who doesn't give money to hobos, consistently do time at homeless shelters, donate to all those african child funds, hand out their excess goods to others, don't pay into scholarship funds, etc.

Batman April 07, 2013 03:14AM

having parents supercedes all that other stuff (n/t)

morocco April 07, 2013 03:34AM

PS: empathy, like most important things, is on a continuum

morocco April 07, 2013 03:41AM

PPS: consider most wild animals take care of their kids, but still don't volunteer to read to blind people (n/t)

morocco April 07, 2013 03:44AM

Of course, I just don't like the idea of choosing some singular arbitrary empathetic basis by which to determine psychosis.

Batman April 07, 2013 06:18AM

i love demonizing people, i just feel really bad about it afterwards

morocco April 07, 2013 09:28AM

No, morocco. Fuck wighty. (n/t)

satchmo April 07, 2013 10:06AM

the way the Checklist works is you can get 0, 1, or 2 points for every category

morocco April 08, 2013 08:07PM

I wish you'd stop shitting up these boards with your psychosises. Esp. that one about the East Aryans. (n/t)

satchmo April 07, 2013 08:17AM

That's why we have the DSM-V!

wrathpuppet April 07, 2013 06:30AM

With the newest one you won't find Sociopathy or psychopathy in there.

tesline April 07, 2013 01:06PM

*psychopathy (n/t)

morocco April 07, 2013 03:03AM

Your easily surprised aren't you? (n/t)

tesline April 06, 2013 09:27PM

Yeah, because this happens to you every day. (n/t)

Matrik April 06, 2013 10:22PM

To me? Eh . Does it happen every day to greater degrees? Yes. This guy seems like a borderline sociopath but thats based on ghuljun's being surprised at the request. You normally can pick out sociopaths easy enough.

tesline April 07, 2013 01:30AM

Yeah, I don't think you understand some of these terms as well as you think you do.

Matrik April 07, 2013 08:06AM

Good argument you don't understand this as well as I think I understand this and your full of shit.

tesline April 07, 2013 01:14PM

When you bring nothing to the table, I feel I should do the same. (n/t)

Matrik April 07, 2013 04:16PM

Yea well I'm not bothered. Go bother pro or jerry. (n/t)

tesline April 07, 2013 04:20PM

You are basically a less eloquent version of them. (n/t)

Matrik April 07, 2013 04:29PM

You know Jerry brings pk advice, pro does try his best to bring good RP, and I bring to the table someone who tries his best to get better at both pk and rp even though I fail at every turn.

tesline April 07, 2013 04:41PM

*IT'S (n/t)

Jib April 08, 2013 10:17AM

*YOU'RE (n/t)

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid April 08, 2013 10:03AM

Holy fuck that you actually wrote this response makes me feel so bad for you

HairyOrangutan April 08, 2013 05:54AM

No I went to psychologist and had an IQ test along with several other tests.

tesline April 08, 2013 09:53AM

Not to be insulting or jump on the bandwagon, but I highly doubt you are a genius.

Batman April 08, 2013 10:21AM

I am a genius and participate on these boards, just saying (n/t)

Quas April 08, 2013 02:20PM

You're an angry rock. (n/t)

satchmo April 08, 2013 02:22PM

Touché (n/t)

Quas April 08, 2013 02:31PM

A fat rock

leaf April 09, 2013 12:02PM

We have a number of folks here who are clearly geniuses.

Matrik April 08, 2013 12:19PM

10/10, best troll post of the year so far n/t

Stevers April 08, 2013 01:43PM

cosign

morocco April 09, 2013 12:49PM

I've won at least 1.000.000 times from my living room

Stevers April 09, 2013 01:30PM

being serious now: most people i hang out with (and most people on this board) can win at home with ease

morocco April 09, 2013 01:52PM

That isn't a number. (n/t)

Matrik April 09, 2013 01:32PM

It is in Spanish speaking countries. n/t

Stevers April 09, 2013 01:33PM

This isn't a Spanish speaking country. Go back to America. (n/t)

Matrik April 09, 2013 02:32PM

I can speak for Bat and I, actually

RobDarken April 08, 2013 01:17PM

That is the dumbest thing you have ever said.

tesline April 08, 2013 12:23PM

Already editted it to account for that. Nice try though.

Matrik April 08, 2013 12:25PM

Explain more of what your saying because I think I'm missing something huge here. Your saying at 18 they cannot gauge intelligence with an IQ test? If thats what your saying. I'd be baffled. (n/t)

tesline April 08, 2013 12:32PM

I'm using your age as a reference for when you likely tested and using that to determine what is likely the method of testing.

Matrik April 08, 2013 12:34PM

You assume a lot.

tesline April 08, 2013 12:38PM

Hmm, some variation of the Woodcock-Johnson?

Matrik April 08, 2013 12:50PM

I'm going to grab the papers so I know what the test was but until then I have no idea.

tesline April 08, 2013 12:58PM

I've learned that asking you a question often leads to responses that are just as uninformative as the first. (n/t)

Matrik April 08, 2013 01:00PM

Well I have a hot temper and you cdome off condescending <-- I don't like being talked down to. If I am seeing it wrong I am sorry but its how it comes off. (n/t)

tesline April 08, 2013 01:02PM

You people are both fucking retarded, I don't care what that test says.

Java April 08, 2013 01:09PM

I thought I specified that my list was not extensive. ie. "Off the top of my head."

Matrik April 08, 2013 02:12PM

Good question.

Java April 08, 2013 02:36PM

You think daurwyn is smart?

Stevers April 08, 2013 02:49PM

Daurwyn avoids these threads because he is too busy reading PMs

Matrik April 08, 2013 02:47PM

One more thought, re: genius on these forums.

Java April 08, 2013 02:42PM

Since when have I ever used nonsense to argue anything? (n/t)

RobDarken April 08, 2013 03:54PM

No, because white rabbits don't even OWN sneakers! (n/t)

satchmo April 08, 2013 04:01PM

I dunno. But you're trying to give up your penis. You must be crazy.

Java April 08, 2013 03:59PM

Re: I dunno. But you're trying to give up your penis. You must be crazy.

Batman April 08, 2013 04:15PM

=( How can I be down? n/t

jalim April 08, 2013 04:26PM

You're only wrong on one point.

Matrik April 08, 2013 02:49PM

In my defense, I don't even claim to be smart. n/t

Stevers April 08, 2013 02:45PM

You're always bitter, in fact you're probably the most bitter person on this forum

Randomguy April 08, 2013 01:50PM

Java is extremely bitter.

Stevers April 08, 2013 02:04PM

I was JUST THINKING how much Java needed a shot of caramel syrup and some heavy cream/cinnamon. Delish! (n/t)

satchmo April 08, 2013 02:08PM

Believe me, Java gets a shot of heavy cream every night.

Stevers April 08, 2013 02:10PM

He has a sexy asian waifu? And he' s still bitter? Something isn't wight. (n/t)

satchmo April 08, 2013 02:11PM

No, no, no

Stevers April 08, 2013 02:11PM

Hm. So maybe he's bitter because his waifu isn't a superior East Aryan?

satchmo April 08, 2013 02:13PM

I'm probably bitter..

Java April 08, 2013 02:55PM

I had no idea you were married until just now. Sorry you miss her. I can sympathize.

satchmo April 08, 2013 03:37PM

I'm not.

Java April 08, 2013 03:40PM

I have a feeling "little java" is an appropriate name n/t

Stevers April 08, 2013 06:50PM

I can't help but wonder

Stevers April 08, 2013 01:47PM

Like I said..

Java April 08, 2013 02:20PM

Sometimes I am condescending and sometimes I'm not.

Matrik April 08, 2013 01:07PM

Genius stuff?

tesline April 08, 2013 11:11AM

Don't confuse people laughing at you with being upset with you.

Matrik April 08, 2013 12:32PM

The sad thing is you look at it as made up nonsense because I have ADHD and have a hard time organizing what I am saying.

tesline April 08, 2013 12:51PM

If you're such a genius, why don't you fix yourself/

Java April 08, 2013 02:28PM

I am doing that. Each day I am getting better. Right now I'm tackling bigger problems then forum posting.

tesline April 08, 2013 02:39PM

Take this as real life advice then.

Java April 08, 2013 02:51PM

This post is so spot on.

Batman April 10, 2013 02:33AM

Man it sounds like you're trying to convince yourself more then him.

Randomguy April 08, 2013 03:29PM

Either that, or..

Java April 08, 2013 03:38PM

Your right. Well hell we will see in time if I get better as I can't just instantly get better. I'll work on it and try to stop using it as an excuse. Also I roughly never admit I'm wrong so..yea. take it as you will. (n/t)

tesline April 08, 2013 02:59PM

Here's another issue of yours.

Stevers April 08, 2013 03:03PM

No I'm wrong as much as anyone else I just don't admit it. (n/t)

tesline April 08, 2013 03:05PM

Good. Continue to do so. Admitting you're wrong just uselessly ends discussion on the topic. (n/t)

Matrik April 08, 2013 03:07PM

It ends the discussion only if you have nothing more to say.

Stevers April 08, 2013 03:10PM

Well, how many discussions contain the words "I'm wrong".

Java April 08, 2013 03:13PM

Well, let me change that...

Matrik April 08, 2013 03:13PM

I don't consider this the end of our discussion.

Stevers April 08, 2013 03:14PM

Damn, you are right.

Matrik April 08, 2013 03:15PM

Don't worry, I do not confuse the two.

Stevers April 08, 2013 03:17PM

Are you implying that you don't know what we are talking about because you have ADD?

Matrik April 08, 2013 03:19PM

Huh???

Stevers April 08, 2013 03:30PM

Advanced Dungeons and Dragons

Matrik April 08, 2013 03:49PM

I can't say it enough. I like the new "old man" Java.

Matrik April 08, 2013 02:56PM

Java has herpes. That's why he is so bitter.

Stevers April 08, 2013 02:55PM

You sound more like a social retard than you do a genius.

Stevers April 08, 2013 02:43PM

I would point out that you can't worry about being a sociopath and be one, because a real sociopath is like the honey badger, they don't give a fuck (n/t)

Quas April 08, 2013 03:42PM

You know...not all people are the same...you know.

Randomguy April 08, 2013 03:27PM

Maybe your right. I'm just making excuses. I don't like to fail at things and it seems like I always do at everything I try.

tesline April 08, 2013 02:55PM

It's easier to make excuses than it is to try and solve the issue.

Stevers April 08, 2013 03:01PM

Like I said I'll work on the excuses and such. Maybe in a month or two this shit won't happen anymore. Who knows? (n/t)

tesline April 08, 2013 03:03PM

Here's the thing..

Java April 08, 2013 03:11PM

You mean you just happened to have that discussion with one of your troops. (n/t)

Matrik April 08, 2013 03:14PM

You mean he has troopconversationitu s and can't help it, that's why he mentioned it in his defense. (n/t)

Batman April 10, 2013 02:42AM

I was diagnosed with ADHD at a very young age. Eventually, it turned in to plain ADD. Apparently, I still have it.

Stevers April 08, 2013 02:02PM

Way to describe me.

RobDarken April 08, 2013 02:18PM

When I decide I don't want to bother proof reading the first time

Stevers April 08, 2013 02:19PM

Well. All I can say to this is I am just going to have to find a way to sit there and write them out better later. Thats the problem I end up pacing for 20 minutes once I get frustrated. (n/t)

tesline April 08, 2013 02:11PM

All you need to do is think before you type, and not as you type.

Stevers April 08, 2013 02:12PM

Yea I do that when I'm calm once mad I just type whatever comes out comes out. I'll keep that in mind. (n/t)

tesline April 08, 2013 02:41PM

Sounds like anger is part of your issue.

Matrik April 08, 2013 02:52PM

I do not believe I have called you stupid.

Matrik April 08, 2013 12:58PM

Not in my wildest dreams did I expect you to simply affirm what I just said.

Matrik April 07, 2013 05:03PM

I give up. I can't out stupid you. My hats off to you. (n/t)

tesline April 07, 2013 05:28PM

How does this post not make you Jerro-Lite? Anyone who says their IQ is 2525 is basically stating that. n/t

jalim April 07, 2013 04:44PM

Its just a number. Unlike him I'm not measuring dick sizes. It was the reason I was different than others.

tesline April 07, 2013 04:46PM

Personally, I think you might want to reexamine your self-image there. You've never struck me as being particularly bright.

RobDarken April 07, 2013 04:58PM

Good. I'm not here to make you guys think I'm bright but I will tell people when their head in a foot up their own ass. Like Matrik. (n/t)

tesline April 07, 2013 05:23PM

Instead, try telling people about how important complete sentences can be to forum threads. (n/t)

Demtok April 07, 2013 07:15PM

the smarter ones (like Dexter) can fool you for quite a while (n/t)

morocco April 07, 2013 02:47AM

Thats the exception not the rule. (n/t)

tesline April 07, 2013 02:50AM

fair 'nuff (n/t)

morocco April 07, 2013 02:52AM

Maybe he's the one making it happen. (n/t)

Artificial April 06, 2013 10:42PM

You might be wight. n/t

jalim April 08, 2013 01:30PM

You should 'draw'

istirith April 06, 2013 04:04PM

veal support payments are a bitch (n/t)

morocco April 07, 2013 02:43AM

Well strunk. n/t

Stevers April 06, 2013 06:22PM

That would be fucking hilarious. (n/t)

ghuljun_thul April 06, 2013 04:18PM

That is amazing.

wrathpuppet April 06, 2013 03:27PM

Re: That is amazing.

ghuljun_thul April 06, 2013 03:35PM

With how hardcore that is...

Lokain April 06, 2013 03:54PM

Re: With how hardcore that is...

ghuljun_thul April 06, 2013 04:16PM

Re: parents arrange kidnapping

Stevers April 06, 2013 09:26PM

At some point I will ask him the name of the company.

ghuljun_thul April 07, 2013 09:31AM

Don't act like you didn't do this to me. I hate you, Papa Stevers!

MiyagiYojimbo April 07, 2013 01:01AM

Q-bert Farnsworth.

Stevers April 07, 2013 02:20PM

Report him to the police and/or the girl he's lying to.

vortexmagus April 06, 2013 03:12PM

Yeah tell that silly twat to keep him away from her pink taco (n/t)

hopelessdwarf April 07, 2013 09:42PM

Hey dude, mind ruining your career, possibly spending some time in jail, and ruining the life of an unborn kid for me? (n/t)

Matrik April 06, 2013 03:04PM

Well if you put it like that, sure! (n/t)

ghuljun_thul April 06, 2013 03:36PM

this whole exchange sounds like a 'Happiness and Cyanide' strip. (n/t)

satchmo April 06, 2013 03:56PM

Oh my god. How old is he? (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo April 06, 2013 02:51PM

32 I think. (n/t)

ghuljun_thul April 06, 2013 03:34PM



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