First off, I really do love you for posting logs about victories AND defeats. Everyone else wants to look like the Terminator on the log board. You're doing the qhcf community a service.
Second, perfect trip.
Third, maces are a great spec in large part because they come in so many materials and damtypes. You could conceivably hit anyone's vuln. Capitalize on that. And why the hell
That's very sweet, Sam. But if your depression advice is as bad as your Brondalorm advice, then I think I'll pass. I dunno. Some people seem to think I'm funny sometimes. If you want to offer me lessons on how to make Sam smile, I'd be up for those. But now I think I already know how. If the above is any indication, it seems like pity-porn and offering help to the seemingly vu
They say comedians are always the saddest people in the room. I can't call myself a comedian. I'm not funny enough. But the thought of making a few of you people chuckle once or twice a month is the only thing that makes me happy some days. I've been playing this game on and off for more than a decade, and it's made a lot of difference in my life.
Instead of going for laugh
I had the pleasure of speaking with Brondalorm after this battle.
First, a backgrounder: Scarab powers don't really come into play here, except nightwalkers wearing down the Watcher faster. So a bard, an invoker, and a d-elf warrior walk in. It's safe to assume that all three have bard songs and invoker shields, at the very least.
The no-vuln human bard has dodge, evade, super-an
Scion was full of Russians. You really didn't have to roleplay much to get in, and you certainly didn't have to roleplay much once you were inducted. That was the beauty of it. Interviews were like,
Q: "Why do you want to join us?"
A: "I want power at any cost!"
Q: "ANY cost!?"
A: "Indeed."
Q: "You're in."
Commen
Kot - Stamina -9, Hunger -9
Kans - Gladness -11, Humidity -8
Nerve - Butchery -4, stacks
Ground control - Major Tom +100,000 miles
Axe kick - Don't even axe
Vital - Hair -8
Cranial - Teeth -4
Bone - Ner
Art - Fart
Ham - Cheese
Twist - Adult Video +4
Hurl (x how many different targets) - Chunks -4
Slice - Bread
I'm getting bored so the rest are all: Fucks -9999
Whirl
Just when Donald Trump is running to tear down the corrupt establishment and blow up the "powers that be," Carrion Fields is headed in the opposite direction.
CF Immortals' machinations are now more insidious than ever. The conspiracy is simple: Roll characters that are fun and cool, and then reward them to deliberately make Funnyone feel inferior.
It was most egregious with
Oh, man. Where to begin?
First, an enraged, drooling ghast didn't land even ONE attack this whole fight!
For serious!?
An enraged, drooling ghast, listen carefully: If you're getting out-tanked and out-damaged, don't wait four-plus rounds to flee. And before you start in with that "I was about to owaza" nonsense, it wouldn't have done you any good here. Tru
Did you know that in real life, Deathblow, defined as sexual penetration of a cadaver's mouth for gratification, is illegal*?
But Carrion Fields is a fantasy, so as long as you don't get carried away and do it in real life (IRL), your behavior remains acceptable. If you're having trouble telling the difference between IRL and CF, try walking down the Eastern Road. Now, quickly,
Guys, let's face it. In order to PK, we're going to need edges. Loads of 'em.
But how do they expect us to get edges to PK with if we can't get them by PKing?
This might seem like a decision made in the spur of the moment by the current Immstaff. But to true watchers of history, this should come as no surprise, as the anti-PK-edgepoint movement has been around in variou
Hey fellas, let's be civil here, please. Here's the lowdown, down low.
You don't have to be a Scarab follower to be in Scarab. However this is more difficult, and is only advised if you are actually a man-shaped conglomeration of scarab beetles that has learned how to use aliases and type words like "Fog" and "Profane" very fast. Very few fit this bill, so th
I've never had trouble with them. If you're dying to throw spam, you're doing it wrong.
If you're doing it wrong and want to make it right, run back to your corpse, roll your eyes, then full loot and full sac yourself in front of the assassin to make him or her feel bad.
Then tell the assassin that assassins are overpowered (you can say this IC by saying "Your guil
Definitely master bait!
Some people say bait is only good for fishing. They're lying to you because bait is even better for ranking!
Let's roleplay.
You're solo ranking your hot new Gnome Hunter, Sizzlerplex. Just one more level and you'll be OP like Sodsob. But an elf scout stands in your way. We'll call him Tom. You attack!
Tom hits you many times, and you o