*** I will start by saying that Mendos was absolutely awesome about this ***
*** Keep up the good work, Mendos ***
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The Description Room
You have been placed in this room to work on your description, as it was
not adequate before. You cannot leave this place until it is adequate.
If you look at
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drink bottle
drink bottle
You drink whiskey from a brandy bottle.
You are hungry.
You feel drunk.
Xunaghar steps out of the shadows.
Xunaghar says 'As mandated by his majesty'
*** Xunaghar you are about to get it ***
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'A story about what?
You say 'A story about what?'
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Nayarn says to you 'Oh, Anything. A lovely bedtime story would be lovely.'
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Words. Do you know some?
Birds. Can you grow some?
Absurds. Fe fi fo fum?
Auchee knew that he would have to study to become the very best, the best there ever was. He studied books of idioms, four different books at once. He would read a page from here, a word from there, a bird from here, a bird from there. Soon, he became the master of the idiom. But, you know what they say, two
Just take one good look at Auchee. You can tell he’s not like any other human. What sets him apart? Could it be that his abdomen is that of a horse? Nay. Nay, nay, nay. Neiiii-iiigh! Whoa there, boy! Calm down!
Auchee and his friend Ali’a’bubu (Bubu for short) were playing one day after they returned from base (tag, you’re it!). They found a really funny costume of a cow layin
There’s not much to be said about Auchee, other than the many things that you’ll need to know.
Auchee was born before he was 12 years old, in an orphanage. Whoever (or whatever) birthed him forgot to give him a name because of their special predicament. So, Auchee went by nick names for most of his life. Sometimes the other kids would call him “children†or “under 12!†or “sho
“Left, right, left.. Scratch, my, cleft.. left, right, left.. †Each morning brings the same boring marching mantra.
“Okay, little boys! Climb up on that mountain; bring me some toys!†Their drill sergeant shouted towards them, using his mouth.
Listening with his ears, the young soldier began climbing the mountain (to find toys, of course). The young boy returns with a hammmmMMM