Obviously, Gaspar is a giant pussy for suggesting that gear lockers hoarding limited equipment sucks.

He clearly has no idea what it means to be a manly man, and we've all completely lost respect for him thanks to his completely unreasonable ideas.

In retaliation, I propose GEARLOCKERFEST, a festival designed to celebrate the act of hoarding equipment - a REAL MAN'S act.

Join real manly men such as myself, stunna, Jalim, and Jhyrbian as we roll up retardedly difficult to kill characters - mariner rangers, transmuters, pickpocket thieves with acrobatics, etc. The goal of this festival will be to coordinate systematic looting and hoarding of every limited item of any value, and stripping the hero range bare.

This will be accomplished by cunning feats of great valor and skill, such as following around people out of range and stripping their corpses clean. Stripping corpses is much simpler if you're a ranger or an outlander, since you can remove the whole question of corpseguard. Alternately, very devoted strippers of gear might bring along mercenaries or pets to help loot effectively and carry more of that awesome limited gear that nobody else in the game deserves but you.

Once you've reached the limit of items you can carry, fear not. Just log out and roll another character, secure in the knowledge that you're super manly and worthy of respect, because you don't bitch about people hoarding gear they can't use - in fact, you do the very opposite, and HELP those people hoard gear.

Remember to log in once a week to sit in a weird place where nobody would look for you, whilst camo/hidden/duo'd.

If you don't approve of this message, then you're a pussy + serial goodie player* and you've lost all respect** and tough luck, LIFE AIN'T FAIR AND YOU AIN'T ENTITLED TO ANYTHING***

*jhyrbian
**jalim
***stunna



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/20/2011 03:16PM by vortexmagus.