1.) A character with a really stupid name, like "Hujpennis", or "Kokgoblur" which will get the outraged squad trying to kill you. But instead your misssion is to be a Pwnasaurus and kill them.
2.) A sex-offending drow muter who pops out of duo to molest people. Alternatively a drow healer that gates to people and gooses them before cackling and disappearing.
3.) A fire giant AP pimp who has a role entry about Samuel L Jackson's consciousness being sucked out of a parallel dimension and infecting his brain, making him want to pimp bitches and absolutely kill every last motherfucking last elf CHAMONE.
The benefit of these characters is that they will probably not be very long-lived, thereby not allowing you time to get bored.
