Only name mentioned is my own so it does not break rules.

The sad tale of Nerys Makolos,

Nerys the lone conjurer, uncaballed and unloved by her player suddenly got some interest sparked by a kindly immortal that recognised her role.

Nerys was enjoying the new found love from her player until Two Asshats from Russia who are, arguably, the two strongest characters in the game
right now, decided that they would not stand for Nerys' new found happiness and so they summon/slept/spelled up and ganked poor Nerys down.

Nerys can only assume, given she had just wandered to the docks, that they were somehow gunning for her.
Maybe it was because she was all powerful and a threat to the Empire? No, not that!
Maybe it was because the undead imperial had logged on in the quiet times to repop their sleek silver staff and Nerys got it instead? Could be that.
Maybe it was because they are just a couple of Asshats? More than likely.

With her dying breath as the blows rained down on her Nerys exclaimed 'Nice work Team Russian, all for a sleek staff?!' or words to that effect.

In hindsight this may have been the reason the two Russian Asshats decided to full loot Nerys and leave her devoid of any chance to grab the funstick
but the fact remains that they did gank and full loot her.

Nerys was crestfallen. What the Immortal Fjarn had given, that spark of interest and joy of the game, the Russian Asshats had taken away.

Nerys' greatest wish was that Drustrui had sac'd all the Asshat's equipment when he had destroyed his unholy weapon but Nerys and Drustrui's player
is a better man and doesn't loot all of another's shiny bits!

Nerys' final role entry, penned whilst in the realm of the dead for nearly sending a tell to undead imperial that he was in fact a penis.

You add to your role:
Subject: Russian asshats.
Added Tue Oct 27 05:27:06 2009 at level 49:
Nerys gets ganked and full looted by Russian asshats and whe Imms are cool about Empire
being the home of Russian asshats. Nerys tries to destroy her body at the paladin guild
rather than seek remption for her sinful life but is removed to the Eerie realm of the dead
where she is left to die her last death, from boredom. Nerys vows that this is it for her,
no more!
The END.

Maybe a future role contest winner, right there.

Anyway, apologies to the Immortal who's time I 'wasted' by my ooc slip about Team Russia but to be honest it was a minor infraction
compared to most of the trash that gets spouted but I do apologies.

Later people,

-----Abernyte