Two things...

daning

December 21, 2012 06:03AM

Registered: 16 years ago
Posts: 193

First, no matter what your idea of parenthood is, it is nothing short of amazing, wonderous and fantastic.
Secondly, it'll never come at the opportune moment. In fact, it'll always throw a fat monkey wrench in your plans.

It's still the best ever. Kids rule.

Also, congrats man! ^^

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So the world really is ending today. My GF told me a little bit ago that she's about a week late... nt	Java	December 21, 2012 04:09AM
God damn you people are fucked up. But it was a false alarm after all.	Java	December 23, 2012 10:32PM
You do realize that it takes about 9 months for the babby be borned, yes? n/t	Stevers	December 25, 2012 04:34AM
Never, ever think a girl NOT being pregnant is good. For any reason. Guy code, son. NT	Sam	December 24, 2012 07:35PM
Hey, you're the one who didn't wear your party hat. Don't blame us. (n/t)	TaterPig	December 24, 2012 04:44AM
Did you expect anything else from the CF Population? (n/t)	BattleCharmed	December 24, 2012 04:19AM
It could be a false alarm, but if not, congrats! (n/t)	DurNominator(VIP)	December 22, 2012 03:04PM
Re: So the world really is ending today. My GF told me a little bit ago that she's about a week late... nt	Rade	December 22, 2012 05:53AM
Karma? Been an asshole lately? Might want to talk to Earl, he has some experience with this. (n/t)	TaterPig	December 22, 2012 01:44AM
Experience with what, being an asshole? n/t	Stevers	December 22, 2012 06:58AM
Power Word Abort. n/t	Stevers	December 21, 2012 07:57PM
Lolled so hard. nt	istirith	December 22, 2012 12:54PM
Well, your mother saved against it, why wouldn't Java's GF? (n/t)	abernyte	December 22, 2012 05:38AM
Are you still mad about that thing I said a long time ago?	Stevers	December 22, 2012 06:42AM
Improved flee man, improved flee. (n/t)	Frosty	December 21, 2012 07:49PM
Week late or Weak Latte? Better double check (n/t)	Demtok	December 21, 2012 05:34PM
I am training at Starbucks	Splntrd	December 21, 2012 05:41PM
It could be worse. Your wife could take her shopping for baby clothes. (n/t)	Quixotic	December 21, 2012 02:05PM
google: Safe Surrender <insert state> (n/t)	hopelessdwarf	December 21, 2012 08:31AM
Invite her to chat about it at the top of the staircase nt	Rade	December 21, 2012 07:11AM
She's trying to trap you and has obviously practiced parting block, but you know both pincer and sucker punch - Just time it right and you can do this. NT	Batman	December 21, 2012 06:05AM
He obviously needs +++DISEMBOWEL+++ (n/t)	wrathpuppet	December 21, 2012 07:00AM
He needs improved flee =( (n/t)	TripHitNdip	December 21, 2012 06:21AM
OMG OP BAN DENY SLAY OP OP (n/t)	Batman	December 21, 2012 06:22AM
Two things...	daning	December 21, 2012 06:03AM
Yeah I just want to say that a week late could mean nothing.	Jiijjustan	December 21, 2012 01:09PM
Girls are late all the time, stress, malnutrition, aztec apocalypse etc.	ghuljun_thul	December 21, 2012 01:14PM
She's asian right? Just kill her and get another one, they got plenty (n/t)	HairyOrangutan	December 21, 2012 05:32AM
hahahahhahahahahahahah sucks to be you! (n/t)	tesline	December 21, 2012 04:59AM
Will she be having a boy or an abortion?	Rhyaldrin	December 21, 2012 04:16AM
Oh, and wear a condom for fucks sakes.	Rhyaldrin	December 21, 2012 04:17AM
I wouldn't even trust the condom. Get her on the pill. (n/t)	Kez	December 21, 2012 04:26PM
I can attest to this.	Jib	December 21, 2012 09:17PM
The pill isn't foolproof either unless she is pretty disciplined with it.	istirith	December 22, 2012 12:58PM

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