Hey, you're the one who didn't wear your party hat. Don't blame us. (n/t)

December 24, 2012 04:44AM
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So the world really is ending today. My GF told me a little bit ago that she's about a week late... nt

Java December 21, 2012 04:09AM

God damn you people are fucked up. But it was a false alarm after all.

Java December 23, 2012 10:32PM

You do realize that it takes about 9 months for the babby be borned, yes? n/t

Stevers December 25, 2012 04:34AM

Never, ever think a girl NOT being pregnant is good. For any reason. Guy code, son. NT

Sam December 24, 2012 07:35PM

Hey, you're the one who didn't wear your party hat. Don't blame us. (n/t)

TaterPig December 24, 2012 04:44AM

Did you expect anything else from the CF Population? (n/t)

BattleCharmed December 24, 2012 04:19AM

It could be a false alarm, but if not, congrats! (n/t)

DurNominator(VIP) December 22, 2012 03:04PM

Re: So the world really is ending today. My GF told me a little bit ago that she's about a week late... nt

Rade December 22, 2012 05:53AM

Karma? Been an asshole lately? Might want to talk to Earl, he has some experience with this. (n/t)

TaterPig December 22, 2012 01:44AM

Experience with what, being an asshole? n/t

Stevers December 22, 2012 06:58AM

Power Word Abort. n/t

Stevers December 21, 2012 07:57PM

Lolled so hard. nt

istirith December 22, 2012 12:54PM

Well, your mother saved against it, why wouldn't Java's GF? (n/t)

abernyte December 22, 2012 05:38AM

Are you still mad about that thing I said a long time ago?

Stevers December 22, 2012 06:42AM

Improved flee man, improved flee. (n/t)

Frosty December 21, 2012 07:49PM

Week late or Weak Latte? Better double check (n/t)

Demtok December 21, 2012 05:34PM

I am training at Starbucks

Splntrd December 21, 2012 05:41PM

It could be worse. Your wife could take her shopping for baby clothes. (n/t)

Quixotic December 21, 2012 02:05PM

google: Safe Surrender <insert state> (n/t)

hopelessdwarf December 21, 2012 08:31AM

Invite her to chat about it at the top of the staircase nt

Rade December 21, 2012 07:11AM

She's trying to trap you and has obviously practiced parting block, but you know both pincer and sucker punch - Just time it right and you can do this. NT

Batman December 21, 2012 06:05AM

He obviously needs +++DISEMBOWEL+++ (n/t)

wrathpuppet December 21, 2012 07:00AM

He needs improved flee =( (n/t)

TripHitNdip December 21, 2012 06:21AM

OMG OP BAN DENY SLAY OP OP (n/t)

Batman December 21, 2012 06:22AM

Two things...

daning December 21, 2012 06:03AM

Yeah I just want to say that a week late could mean nothing.

Jiijjustan December 21, 2012 01:09PM

Girls are late all the time, stress, malnutrition, aztec apocalypse etc.

ghuljun_thul December 21, 2012 01:14PM

She's asian right? Just kill her and get another one, they got plenty (n/t)

HairyOrangutan December 21, 2012 05:32AM

hahahahhahahahahahahah sucks to be you! (n/t)

tesline December 21, 2012 04:59AM

Will she be having a boy or an abortion?

Rhyaldrin December 21, 2012 04:16AM

Oh, and wear a condom for fucks sakes.

Rhyaldrin December 21, 2012 04:17AM

I wouldn't even trust the condom. Get her on the pill. (n/t)

Kez December 21, 2012 04:26PM

I can attest to this.

Jib December 21, 2012 09:17PM