Bearded dragon

March 09, 2013 07:52AM
Docile as anything, calm enough to go out in public on your arm/shoulder. Get to be two feet long.
Subject Author Posted

Getting a pet.

ghuljun_thul March 08, 2013 11:38AM

clawing is one issue pissing is another

hopelessdwarf March 10, 2013 07:32AM

Cats and claws

Kamuela March 09, 2013 08:21PM

Re: Cats and claws

Stevers March 09, 2013 08:31PM

Non-sequiturd? (n/t)

RobDarken March 09, 2013 08:37PM

Angel if you want to go offensive, or Archon is good for exploring. (n/t)

Jib March 09, 2013 09:49AM

lol nt

MiyagiYojimbo March 09, 2013 04:37PM

Bearded dragon

Dalbrin March 09, 2013 07:52AM

My cat sympathies aside, bearded dragons are also great pets

Kamuela March 09, 2013 08:31PM

Pet rock. Perfect for home defense. The bigger the better. (n/t)

Demtok March 09, 2013 05:50AM

I keep my pet rocks in front of each entrance to my house. No one has broken in yet.

Stevers March 09, 2013 05:53AM

I have decided if I'm going to mod a cat at all I'm going all out.

ghuljun_thul March 09, 2013 04:51AM

Now you're talking!

MiyagiYojimbo March 09, 2013 06:41AM

Why stop there?

Stevers March 09, 2013 05:42AM

Good deal.

wrathpuppet March 09, 2013 05:28AM

I don't really see a point in getting a cat when the first thing you ask is about getting it declawed.

DurNominator(VIP) March 08, 2013 08:18PM

Re: I don't really see a point in getting a cat when the first thing you ask is about getting it declawed.

ghuljun_thul March 09, 2013 04:37AM

That's not how Dur's programming works.

wrathpuppet March 09, 2013 05:27AM

If you want a pet, but your work schedule isn't suited for a dog

Stevers March 08, 2013 06:16PM

Get a leopard gecko. They're awesome! (n/t)

Frosty March 08, 2013 06:12PM

A leopard in the shape of a gecko?

Stevers March 08, 2013 06:17PM

One important thing to remember about cats

MiyagiYojimbo March 08, 2013 02:40PM

That's what I'm talking about re: cat personalities.

wrathpuppet March 08, 2013 03:36PM

Huh. I guess I've always been around crazy cats.

MiyagiYojimbo March 09, 2013 10:03AM

No need for declawing.

TaterPig March 08, 2013 02:39PM

Re: declawing

Quixotic March 08, 2013 01:16PM

Some cats get pretty vicious afterwards (n/t)

Adelin March 08, 2013 01:56PM

Are you making the claim that cats fend off defenders by kicking them?

Stevers March 08, 2013 01:17PM

Puk gai. You don't know. Cat very good at gung fu. Cat know many forms. (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo March 08, 2013 02:46PM

Nope.

Quixotic March 08, 2013 01:32PM

They would need to have front claws in order the use them to hold on though, wouldn't they? (n/t)

Johneveryman March 08, 2013 01:50PM

Ideally, yes, but they can bite and hug with their front legs while kicking with the back legs.

wrathpuppet March 08, 2013 01:57PM

Oh I know what it's like to be attacked by a genuinely pissed/frightened cat.

Johneveryman March 08, 2013 02:08PM

A cat without claws is like someone hitting you with a stuffed animal. Might get you in a bad spot, but it probably won't hurt you. Cat with claws is teh suck. (n/t)

leaf March 09, 2013 04:57PM

Why is there no declawed flaw? (n/t)

Murphy March 09, 2013 05:32PM

Serially, 50% less dam output for a felar using hands. (might be a bit much...33%?) (n/t)

leaf March 10, 2013 08:12AM

Not if they use their dinglers

Batman March 08, 2013 01:55PM

Hehehe.

RobDarken March 08, 2013 01:56PM

If you pay for them to be asleep during the declawing, it's not bad.

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid March 08, 2013 12:41PM

No way.

wrathpuppet March 08, 2013 01:12PM

How about fucking no?

RobDarken March 08, 2013 02:17PM

My mother had one of our cats declawed he was never the same after. I would never have it done again. (n/t)

ORB March 13, 2013 10:59AM

Get a leopard gecko. They're awesome! EDIT: Meant to post this above (n/t)

Frosty March 08, 2013 06:10PM

I don't think that "convenient" flies in this situation.

wrathpuppet March 08, 2013 03:34PM

And I live with domestic and wild cats, I'm fucking Tarzan of the cat forest.

RobDarken March 08, 2013 03:40PM

Why?

wrathpuppet March 08, 2013 03:55PM

All my furniture, my clothes, and my skin. I could, sure, leave the cat to be put down in a shelter.

RobDarken March 08, 2013 04:01PM

We're just gonna differ on this.

wrathpuppet March 08, 2013 04:20PM

Top notch organic food

RobDarken March 08, 2013 04:21PM

The difference in cat food.

wrathpuppet March 08, 2013 04:27PM

Yeah, my cat always tells me how distasteful it is before barfing on the floor then licking the barf until I clean it up.

RobDarken March 08, 2013 04:35PM

Re: The difference in cat food.

Batman March 08, 2013 04:30PM

Due to growing up in the 1980's.

wrathpuppet March 08, 2013 04:33PM

Yeah we had other videos to warn us about poison.

PaulO March 08, 2013 05:39PM

There were cats in the room you were conceived

HairyOrangutan March 08, 2013 03:37PM

Misinfo!

wrathpuppet March 08, 2013 03:39PM

Oh...and get a male.

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid March 08, 2013 12:42PM

You can't really make a blanket statement like this.

wrathpuppet March 08, 2013 01:15PM

You generalized that generalizations are bad.

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid March 08, 2013 03:19PM

thatsthejoke.jpg (n/t)

wrathpuppet March 08, 2013 03:30PM

It is seriously all in the training.

wrathpuppet March 08, 2013 12:07PM

I have had many clawed cats.

RobDarken March 08, 2013 11:52AM

Nigel is pretty careful with is claws and teeth. Bites/scratches all the time but rarely breaks skin.

Matrik March 08, 2013 11:54AM

Get a bird instead.

Matrik March 08, 2013 11:46AM



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