Furthermore, I'm sure the huge decline in playerbase is because of me. The forums and game aren't related at all, either.

I mean, you know who sure as fuck doesn't bear ANY responsibility for the problem? That immortal staff. Love those guys! Can do no wrong!!

Also, you should totally pick fights with the disgruntled vets. I mean, when comparing us to that huge group of new generation gamers who are, no doubt, beating down CFs door...it's obvious that the CF community should pay no attention to retention. Fuck retention! Run those people out who keep pointing out the flaws in the administration!! We'll just replace them with fresh blood! Everyone wants to play an underpopulated text based game with a learning curve that takes hundreds and hundreds of hours just to have a clue!

Thanks for pointing this stuff out, Frosty and Doof! You sure are two brilliant individuals. *bow*