Actually you've discovered the real game.

June 30, 2018 08:25AM
Umiron and Korsgaard strumming their acorns while shitting on the dwindling number of players left. I think it's a style of porn called, "scat porn"?


Umiron's Upcoming code projects:

Make all mobs warrior specs with crimson scourge.
Keep track with how often players are talking with each other while leveling so Korsgaard can punish people who aren't interacting enough with 300 gold quests.
A new account on "turnitin" so that players can properly submit their essays (I mean role entries) so that plagiarism and due dates can be accounted for.
A brand new "component" style magic where you need to use expensive components locked in chests behind bosses in deathtrap ridden area's full of third-keyword-in descriptions (whoops, that's a Nep idea).
Remove score and replace it with randomized emotion based description of how you "feel".
Every character must now properly roleplay, including infant-age appropriate, toddler-age appropriate, school-age appropriate actions.
No more cabal channel.
And we're going to need at least two immortals per mortal soon, so that we can properly secretly change everything you twats are exploiting. Area's need to be rewritten on the fly so that players get lost and die if they return twice.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/30/2018 08:33AM by physics.
Subject Author Posted

How do you play those giants and duergars?

ekvilibr June 29, 2018 01:25AM

Solo rank

Kez June 29, 2018 01:53AM

Re: Solo rank

ekvilibr June 29, 2018 02:20AM

Poor. Game. Design. nt

physics June 29, 2018 12:48PM

And....

ekvilibr June 29, 2018 08:29PM

Actually you've discovered the real game.

physics June 30, 2018 08:25AM

Legend of the Hate Playing Faggot

MiyagiYojimbo June 30, 2018 04:52PM

You put in a lot of effort to hate a game you don't like but play anyway. (n/t)

Frosty June 30, 2018 09:35AM

It's either a personality disorder or a genuine mental illness. Either way, pretty sad. (n/t)

Dalbrin July 03, 2018 10:17AM

Why are you here? nt

Java June 30, 2018 08:42AM

To be the captain hook to Umiron's peter pan. nt

physics June 30, 2018 09:52AM

You know Captain Hook's the bad guy, right? And no one likes him?

Java June 30, 2018 10:02AM

Depends on the version or how you see the story.

tesline June 30, 2018 09:52PM

Dustin Hoffman as Hook though was pretty damn funny. Smee try to stop me. (n/t)

Frosty June 30, 2018 10:25AM



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