Well. I MUD from a shack down a dirt track in a forest in Snowdonia on my l33t 23k dial up. When I'm hungry I ride my second-hand moped (that I bought from some Italian guy) into the nearest town and rummage through some dumpsters. Anyway, I digress.
I keep a room in my shack full of puppies which I adopt from the RSPCA. Whenever I get pk'd I figure that the druidic gods of the woodland that fuel teh internets are angry at me so I go into the back room and select a puppy. Normally the selection process is random. I spraypaint numbers on them and roll my twelve sided dice, the numbers that comes up are the puppies that are selected. After that I sacrifice the puppy to appease my angry gods, like the Incas of old. If get full looted as well as pk'd I sacrifice two.
After the ritualistic sacrifice has taken place and my heathen gods are sated I sit on my chair, a discarded toilet, and listen to Classic FM. It really helps me to put things in perspective.
I keep Clarice in a pit in my living room.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 03/20/2008 11:32PM by istirith.