I really am a small guy truth be told.....
4'8 85 pounds, but it's all in the pants, I had to have my leg amputated from diabieties so now I hobble around and type all day. Half my face is senseless too from where I got stung by a bee. I wear flannels a lot, and jeans that are so tight I have to breathe out of my nose all day...but it's nice being able to wrap that extra leg slot around my waist like a belt. Mountain Khaki really should make more pants in a 20inch wasit.

Or I could be...

5'11 190 Lacrosse/Football player...
Hell I even do dumbbells while rank grinding...

Besides I've admitted to myself long ago she's with me only because she get knocked up by that other guy.