Fixed your poem for you. Revised version inside.

July 04, 2011 06:11AM
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The Squire


There was a squire brave and strong
who never had done any wrong
it was his first day in the field
an evil kill he had just sealed
so full of youth and flushed with pride
he partied that night with marans by his side
when suddenly to his surprise
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash

--Brought to you by Stevers, who has nothing better to do then to take bad poems and make them worse

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Subject Author Posted

Please read this before considering rolling a fortie.

legobelt July 03, 2011 06:47PM

Yeesh, why did people actually take this seriously??

legobelt July 05, 2011 08:15AM

Bitter old man complex. (n/t)

Matrik July 05, 2011 09:48AM

Hey! Hey! I didn't! n/t

Stevers July 05, 2011 08:15AM

Red Aura's are entirely IC.

Java July 05, 2011 01:52AM

totally agree. btw, are you "back"?

Isildur(VIP) July 05, 2011 05:27AM

Not quite...

Java July 06, 2011 01:59AM

If only there was an evil-only orphanage for dark elf babies, fire giant babies, and duergar babies

vortexmagus July 04, 2011 11:48AM

Re: Please read this before considering rolling a fortie.

wishore July 04, 2011 09:09AM

Actually fort squires are unable to kill drow children because they are all N00BS! :p nt

zanzarin July 04, 2011 08:57AM

Fixed your poem for you. Revised version inside.

Stevers July 04, 2011 06:11AM

I can't tell if Stevers is 15 or 40 nt (n/t)

Randomguy55555 July 04, 2011 09:56AM

In which we justify killing babies.

wrathpuppet July 04, 2011 05:30AM

There's no need for such justifications.

Murphy July 04, 2011 06:13AM

This is exactly why the game needs to be renamed to

Stevers July 04, 2011 06:35AM

Hmm

ekvilibr July 04, 2011 12:59AM

Dark elf babies probably don't have red auras (see Drizzt) and if she did she probably participated in a few tortures and high elf murder in her time. (n/t)

Returner July 03, 2011 09:58PM

You should've used your efforts, rolled an Empire bard, and made this a note to all. nt

dalneko July 03, 2011 07:05PM

Stupid idea. n/t

Tarleton July 03, 2011 11:03PM



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