You don't want to help him at all. You want to seem cool by saying a bunch of trollish shit. It's what we American do on the Internets :)

Sam
November 02, 2016 10:36AM
But because I'm bored, I'll enlighten you.

1) The bard is the only character raiding who can harm the paladin. Maybe the dwarf wants to make sure his allies have a chance?

2) The bard, since he can harm everyone defending, is actually the most viable target. Mainly because he can fuck EVERYONE up. Not just the dwarf. So it's probably good tactics to try and make sure he can't, you know, fuck everyone up.

3) As you saw, Malchazzar disarmed both of the dwarves weapons in 2 combat rounds in a fight where they were fighting directly. Odds are he doesn't want that to happen during the raid. This also comes into play re: fleeing/returning.

4) He actually only cranials the bard twice. He even tries to bash him at one point. I'm going to assume he sliced the bard assuming that it might be a long drawn-out fight, and wants to reduce his mana pool. However, these tactics go predictably bad (well, relatively).

5) Even accounting for the bard having feign weakness, at a certain point you gotta hope the bard might take enough damage for wimpy to kick in and cutoff to lag him or something along those lines. Therefore, having two things (felar chief too) cutting the bard off would likely be a relative death sentence.

6) All things considered, the bard only sings battaglia and vibrato twice. No echoes. No apocalyptic. No other nasty ass bard songs. Maybe because he was being lagged by the paladin, single mob and the cranialing warrior (since, as you saw in the other log, the bard did not have a full helm and was taking full lag from cranial) So, in a way, they kinda succeeded in their mission to keep the most "dangerous" character to all of them from truly fucking them up. Not that it mattered though.

7) You're not trying to help, at all. You never have, with any of your posts. They've all been cries for attention, which is cool, I do that shit all the time. I don't pretend it's anything other than that though, so it's rather facetious for you to do such. Then again, you might be an asshole and not give a fuck :)
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When you ask yourself, "Self, what is the point of rolling a dwarf warrior in today's CF?"

LogFiend 752 November 02, 2016 09:09AM

Some tips for Brondalorm

starbright 454 November 02, 2016 01:01PM

Interview With Brondalorm

Juicy 464 November 02, 2016 09:52AM

That's gold

Kstatida 323 November 02, 2016 11:42AM

genius. +1000000 (n/t)

Telufial 278 November 02, 2016 10:52AM

Oh Juice, you rascal.

Demtok 322 November 02, 2016 10:51AM

This was funny (n/t)

NbM(VIP) 256 November 02, 2016 10:04AM

Not really. It was actually kind of trollish and full of misinfo and spite. But then again, that's par for the course with Mr. Juicy :) NT

Sam 248 November 02, 2016 10:06AM

I genuinely want to help the guy, but I can't help but to be a dick while doing it. Where's the misinfo, Sammy boy? (n/t)

Juicy 226 November 02, 2016 10:23AM

You don't want to help him at all. You want to seem cool by saying a bunch of trollish shit. It's what we American do on the Internets :)

Sam 367 November 02, 2016 10:36AM

We get it, Sam, we get it

Kstatida 308 November 02, 2016 11:48AM

I was never gone. Well, I did block Dio's after the Jindicho debacle for 5 months but that didn't take. NT

Sam 213 November 02, 2016 11:51AM

Look, man. I wasn't trying to hurt anyone's feelings.

Juicy 383 November 02, 2016 11:01AM

You're quite the troll, I must admit. Sadly, none of your posts have ever made me laugh.

Sam 326 November 02, 2016 11:13AM

Sam, that was a test! Don't get catfished!

Juicy 318 November 02, 2016 11:27AM

Also, Jennifer Lawrence gets me hard. Not helping people in need. Sorry to ruin your own erection thinking you GOT me :) NT

Sam 245 November 02, 2016 11:49AM

You assume I would read a PM by you and wasn't just offering platitudes. With trusting skills like that, you're the one in danger of getting catfished son :)

Sam 310 November 02, 2016 11:48AM

Nice try. I don't hate myself enough to talk to Jalim. (n/t)

Juicy 240 November 02, 2016 11:51AM

Bitch you salty not juicy. n/t

jalim 245 November 02, 2016 12:10PM

Well then explain Oysters (n/t)

Demtok 278 November 02, 2016 12:20PM

Now that is a good salty juicy. No homo. n/t

jalim 221 November 02, 2016 12:37PM

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. NT

Sam 331 November 02, 2016 12:13PM

Touche. You got me there :( NT

Sam 233 November 02, 2016 11:53AM

False. Juice gave us our daily dose of vitamin funny (n/t)

Demtok 270 November 02, 2016 10:58AM

Speak for yourself. You on the other hand crack me the fuck up often. NT

Sam 242 November 02, 2016 11:15AM

Humor is subjective, don't tell me how to live. (n/t)

NbM(VIP) 259 November 02, 2016 10:09AM

Yes. It's very funny when you're a Scarab player. (n/t)

Murphy 232 November 02, 2016 10:11AM

I haven't had a scarab for a bit

NbM(VIP) 297 November 02, 2016 10:33AM

You do realize we've gone from Carrion Baers to Scarabian Fields, right?

Sam 246 November 02, 2016 10:42AM

I'd care about neither

Kstatida 309 November 02, 2016 11:51AM

Heh, this reminds me of Aladon MUD.

Murphy 293 November 02, 2016 11:57AM

Bwahaha

Kstatida 281 November 02, 2016 12:01PM

I mean, I guess? I used to play CounterStrike where dudes would cheat and do the flying bug...

Sam 288 November 02, 2016 11:55AM

It's socializing, it's dopamine, it's adrenaline

Kstatida 264 November 02, 2016 11:59AM

I would not want to ever get inside your head :) NT

Sam 239 November 02, 2016 12:14PM

He did just play a Scarab Assassin, he's probably not impartial. AKA the most OP thing in the game.

Sam 314 November 02, 2016 10:12AM

Yeah, Jid was OP and I despised him. I actually kinda like Nazarates. (n/t)

Murphy 257 November 02, 2016 10:14AM

Not as OP as WARCRY FLURRY MOTHERFUCKER! (n/t)

Kstatida 257 November 02, 2016 11:49AM

Warcry flurry isn't as ridiculous as assassinate. (n/t)

Murphy 264 November 02, 2016 11:53AM

I'd hardly care

Kstatida 269 November 02, 2016 11:57AM

To each his own. (n/t)

Murphy 301 November 02, 2016 11:59AM

Hi Batman. We missed you :) NT

Sam 217 November 02, 2016 09:54AM

Talking about Umiron and fixing things - the bullshit is still there

dhargor 347 November 02, 2016 09:48AM

Never, because he wimpied out.

Murphy 311 November 02, 2016 09:49AM

And since i'm banned from officials, I don't need nor I want to point

dhargor 328 November 02, 2016 09:52AM

Re: When you ask yourself, "Self, what is the point of rolling a dwarf warrior in today's CF?"

Kstatida 311 November 02, 2016 09:38AM

i like that you're posting logs, but you're under a few misconceptions

silatar 423 November 02, 2016 09:25AM

Considering you didn't die to 3 leaders of CF's elite cabal, I'd say you did pretty good

NbM(VIP) 327 November 02, 2016 09:18AM



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