Demtok on the other hand makes me laugh all the time.

So does Rhyaldrin. Even Jalim who I want to punch in the head every other week makes me laugh at my computer fairly often (don't tell him that though we're in the middle of a troll war).

You try too hard. Kinda like Brondalorm. Are you Brondalorm? No, seriously. Are you Brondalorm?

Also, 3 is not demonstrably false, read the log again (though, of course, we'd have to see it from Malchazzar's side, which would be the bomb). I'd guess his disarm got negated because Brondalorm was asleep, and the player was like 'What's up with that' and just typed it again. So it took technically 3 rounds of combat to disarm both of Brondalorm's weapons instead of 2.

Also, if my responses were wildly speculative, so are your assumptions about what he could have done in combat. Unless you are Brondalorm. You're not, are you? Also, why the fuck are we talking this much about an active character? I guess that's why no one posts logs anymore.

And you haven't offended me or hurt my feelings at all. I actually kind of pity you. I've been where you seem to be, it's a rough place. Afraid to have a true identity so hiding behind an anonymous handle and poking fun at everyone and everything.

PS What you are talking about at the beginning sounds a lot like depression. I've had friends and family members that have dealt with that. Feel free to PM me if you're ever feeling down. I can offer my advice and occasionally a funny story about my life, make you feel better. Maybe I can help you write something that will make people laugh too (NbM doesn't count though, he's Police).