Where I live in Brooklyn is a series of newer row-houses along one street.
One street over is an identical, but mirror image row of the exact same structure.

This effectively gives us a courtyard, though it's semi-open on both ends and is in
no way an actual courtyard.

A few months ago this guy moved in across the courtyard from us and he's at his
computer 24/7. He's a creepy dude for sure and he's been getting increasingly
public with his masturbation.

At the same time in my neck of the woods there is a series of sex attacks. Almost
every weekend women are being groped and some have been raped.

My sister just came out of her room and told me that this dude was standing in a
towel, flailing his dick out the window.

call blood

I went out on my balcony and yelled at him until he sheepishly pulled his shades down.

I fucking hate it here.