For example.

There used to be this very old homeless guy in my neighborhood. Let's call him "Beardo," because that's what I called him.

He spoke no English and was blind drunk 90% of the time.

Sometimes he would sing mournful songs in Spanish during the evenings. Sometimes at noon he would be stroking his flaccid
dick while staring off into space. Despite the fact that this was, beyond a shadow of a doubt, "public masturbation, it didn't
bother me. It was easy to tell that as far as he was concerned he was completely alone. The presence of other people on the
street was purely incidental.

There's also this retarded kid who sometimes wears no pants. That's a different story, though.

This guy is unlike either of these two. He started off by just whacking it at his computer. No big deal. Maybe he has Aspergers,
maybe he's just inattentive. One simply cannot report every incident of masturbation that one sees in this city.

Gradually he began standing at the window, looking outward, jerking off. This was worse, and it prompted my sister to ask some
friends of hers who are cops about it. According to them and I am not a lawyer, it still fell into a grey area.

Yesterday was hip-thrusting the penis out of the window while holding a towel. Not post-shower "helicoptering," not anything
other than flapping his dick out the window. That's where I draw the line, and that's why he got yelled at.

I'm kicking myself for not taking pictures before this, but if it happens again I'm going to document it and we'll see where it goes
from there.

And, just for the record, I begrudge no man his whack-off-time, but if I see this dude's dick again things will likely get very embarrassing
for him.