Introducing the People for the Ethical Treatment of Mortals

October 27, 2015 09:12AM

I'm proud to announce the formation of PETM: People for the Ethical Treatment of Mortals. We have come together united in our struggle against classism and mortalism. We ask you to join us in our crusade against injustice both in the Pantheon and amongst their avatars the Dios VIP stable (hereby referred to as: fuckboys).

For far too long our dank memes and freedom of speeches have been infringed upon by the fuckboys in an attempt to keep us in our place. They expect us to just make the same cookie-cutter characters over and over and endure the same nonsensical bullshit from vippies and log forum shills. Well, PETM says no more. From this day on our shitposting will be Syriaesque. We have over 9000 puppet accounts, VPN's and cat pictures and we are willing to use them. We are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us.

Now, on to our simple demands:
1) Torak will be named glorious leader
2) Batman will be made a VIP to represent PETM within the awesome guys establishment.
4) Kstatida will have his handle formally changed to Boris It will appear red, to reflect his Communist heritage and Stalinist tendencies.
3) Jalim will be allowed to host his birthday party in the OT forum and NbM will promise not to attend.
6) Isildur will finally admit that he is no less than three immortals currently on the staff.
VII) All bannings must be approved by no less than a 7/9ths majority of PETM Union members.
10) This list is subject to change via memes.

If these demands are not met we will resort to tactics not seen since the Kovocaust of 2013.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/27/2015 10:20AM by torak.
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Introducing the People for the Ethical Treatment of Mortals

Rhyaldrin October 27, 2015 09:12AM

VEE EYE EYE :) Because roman numerals mean serious business.

Frosty February 12, 2016 01:14PM

Special thanks to everyone who attended Jalim's birthday party in the OT.

Rhyaldrin February 12, 2016 12:09PM

Yeah I appreciate it. PM me the address so I can send pies. I'd like to help with the keyboard fund. Super stoked about all you're doing to better this site btw. n/t

jalim February 12, 2016 12:42PM

These types of posts are not what the feedback board is for. Please stop. (n/t)

NbM February 12, 2016 12:10PM

Then why did Gabe move it here?

Rhyaldrin February 12, 2016 12:11PM

Re: Then why did Gabe move it here?

NbM February 12, 2016 12:39PM

Re: "Random Nonsense"

wrathpuppet February 12, 2016 03:45PM

OT board kinda meets that, but we can always ask gabe. (n/t)

NbM February 12, 2016 04:05PM

Stop violating our safe space. (n/t)

Rhyaldrin February 12, 2016 12:41PM

PETM introduces the General Keyboard Fund.

Rhyaldrin February 12, 2016 12:06PM

Double post. Further proof of the conspiracy against us. (n/t)

Rhyaldrin February 12, 2016 12:06PM

I'll join if you include edgepoints for everyone in your list of demands. (n/t)

Murphy October 29, 2015 09:21AM

Consider it done, Comrade. (n/t)

Rhyaldrin October 29, 2015 10:30AM

I wish to join the movement. What role will I play? Can I be the second boris? (n/t)

funnyone October 29, 2015 03:16AM

Our Borises are like Minotaurs.

Rhyaldrin October 29, 2015 03:42AM

I'll answer this as we Russians tend to answer such questions, less politically correct, more precise, less time-taking, less efforts, all around better!

Kstatida October 29, 2015 06:50AM

That's because he's busy fucking, no time to be comprehensible (n/t)

Kstatida October 29, 2015 06:48AM

Head of party planning committee for my birthday party on OT board. n/t

jalim October 29, 2015 03:25AM

It's not red, it's BLOODY RED, ffs! (n/t)

Kstatida October 27, 2015 11:12PM

I'm flattered

torak(VIP) October 27, 2015 10:21AM

Editing my post only further proves that PETM is a necessary movement. (n/t)

Rhyaldrin October 27, 2015 10:25AM

Agreed, that is the worst thing moderators can do. If he isn't Rhyaldrin he shouldn't be allowed to change thoughts/ideas in your posts and pass them off as yours. n/t

jalim October 28, 2015 02:08AM

He just forgot to switch accounts before editing. (n/t)

Artificial October 28, 2015 04:45AM

First Dios, then Thera.

Rhyaldrin October 27, 2015 09:51AM

Ask yourselves why doesn't c pie already exist?

Rhyaldrin October 27, 2015 10:13AM

Fuck that's totally hilarious

Kstatida October 27, 2015 11:19PM

Hoist the black flag!

Frosty October 27, 2015 09:55AM

You had me at "we have cat pictures and are willing to use them."

Frosty October 27, 2015 09:50AM

You tell her it's radial, not radical

Kstatida October 27, 2015 11:26PM

"My father's a women's rights activist."

orbain October 27, 2015 10:16AM

This is why I told you it was a mistake.

Rhyaldrin October 27, 2015 09:56AM

As a populist movement PETM represents you.

Rhyaldrin October 27, 2015 09:32AM


Rhyaldrin October 27, 2015 09:39AM

As a representative of PETM within the VIP Establishment, these will be the new VIP articles:

Batman October 27, 2015 09:26AM

eye <3 yew (n/t)

Frosty October 27, 2015 09:51AM

Power to the PETM!

Rhyaldrin October 27, 2015 09:30AM

Syriaesque - so are we the Saudia Arabian pipeline or Russian pipeline?

Demtok October 27, 2015 09:23AM

Now you'll have to tell me whether you mean it or just having fun

Kstatida October 27, 2015 11:16PM

What's fun about people dying for a natural gas pipeline? (n/t)

Demtok October 29, 2015 06:40AM

What's fun about people dying for gold? Yet Mephisto is laughing.

Kstatida October 29, 2015 06:46AM

Not sure why I've been Putin up with you (n/t)

Demtok October 29, 2015 07:00AM

Dont be russian people. n/t

jalim October 29, 2015 07:07AM

I know you're just Stalin while you try to think of good ones.

Batman October 29, 2015 07:09AM

If the PETM reaches national power, we'll find a way to make it fun.

Batman October 29, 2015 06:46AM

The PETM revolution is both serious and fun, Boris. (n/t)

Rhyaldrin October 27, 2015 11:19PM

Which is why I'm in! (n/t)

Kstatida October 28, 2015 12:26AM

You were conscripted, Comrade. You had no choice. (n/t)

Rhyaldrin October 28, 2015 01:08AM

There's always a choice. My choice was join PETM revolution or join it willingly!

Kstatida October 28, 2015 01:45AM

Actually I will defer this to Boris.

Rhyaldrin October 27, 2015 09:26AM

I meant barrel bombs and gas.

Rhyaldrin October 27, 2015 09:23AM

and melted steel beams (n/t)

uerlante October 27, 2015 09:51AM

Beans, Pro, it's BEANS! :))) (n/t)

Kstatida October 28, 2015 05:10AM

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