1) The VIP FuckBoy Republic shall conduct all activities under the leadership of the PETM.
2) The VIPs shall adhere to the class line and strengthen the dictatorship of the PETM's democracy so as to firmly defend the people's power and meme system against all subversive acts of hostile elements at home and abroad.
3) The VIP FuckBoy Republic is composed of deputies elected on the principle of universal, equal and direct suffrage by secret ballot.
3a) Daurwyn will keep strict notes of who votes what on these secret ballots by means of PM.
4) Citizens are free to engage in scientific, literary, and artistic pursuits. The VIP's shall grant benefits to inventors and innovators. Copyrights, inventions, and patents shall be protected by Durnominator.
5) Posters have the right to education. This right is ensured by an advanced educational system consisting of "google it" being posted as a response to their opinions.
6) Posters are entitled to submit complaints and petitions. The VIP FuckBoy Republic shall investigate and deal with complaints and petitions impartially, holding Batman as the final judge of investigations.
7) The requirement for becoming a poster on QHCF is a submission of a dank meme either referencing Torak's inability to engage in his currently delegated job, Nivek's sexual preference, or Daurwyn's inability to keep his hands off of peoples' private conversations.
7a) The judge of this meme will be Rhyaldrin. Rhyaldrin shall judge the meme on a scale from undank to dankiest.
8) QHCF is defended by the all-Russian, nationwide Krilcov System.
9) The PETM, through their leadership of the VIP FuckBoy Republic, shall eliminate the way of life inherited from the outmoded society and establish a new goof troop way of life in every sphere.
10) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tiny iron daggers.