The stars aligned and...oh wait, I was just an overpowered RBW at midranks


[Exits: south]
A large orc bearing the armor of the Grinning Skull Clan is here.
A large orc bearing the armor of the Grinning Skull Clan is here.
A large orc bearing the armor of the Grinning Skull Clan is here.
A large orc bearing the armor of the Grinning Skull Clan is here.
A large orc bearing the armor of the Grinning Skull Clan is here.
A large orc bearing the armor of the Grinning Skull Clan is here.
A large orc bearing the armor of the Grinning Skull Clan is here.
A large orc bearing the armor of the Grinning Skull Clan is here.
A big brute of an orc stands here barking out orders.
Waving his axe victoriously, an enormous orc stands over a disembowled corpse.
Kuzrack the orc is here.
Alzinghul the orc is here.

<741hp 306m 589mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)>
Kuzrack lunges for your weapon!
Kuzrack grapples a wooden walking staff with his teeth and yanks it from your grasp!
A wooden walking staff goes flying!
Kuzrack's grappling decimates him!
Closing in, Kuzrack savages your face with his teeth!
You feel a spiked mask rip into your flesh.
Kuzrack's savage feeding MANGLES you!
Kuzrack has a few scratches.

<641hp 306m 589mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)> leg kuz
You must have a weapon to use leg sweep.
Kuzrack has a few scratches.

<641hp 306m 589mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)> You must have a weapon to use leg sweep.
Kuzrack has a few scratches.

<641hp 306m 589mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)> Alzinghul gets a wooden walking staff.
Kuzrack has a few scratches.

<641hp 306m 589mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)> wield walking

Your claw DISMEMBERS Kuzrack!
Kuzrack remains safe as your claw bounces harmlessly off of a pair of knife-like arm bands.
Your claw EVISCERATES Kuzrack!
Kuzrack's divine power DISMEMBERS you!
You drive Kuzrack's defilement back with your connecting blow.
Kuzrack has some small but disgusting cuts.

<579hp 306m 589mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)> You wield a wooden walking staff.
A wooden walking staff feels like a part of you!
Kuzrack has some small but disgusting cuts.

<579hp 306m 589mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)> leg
His feet aren't on the ground.
Kuzrack has some small but disgusting cuts.

<579hp 306m 589mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)>
Alzinghul gives a wooden walking staff to an enormous orc.
Kuzrack has some small but disgusting cuts.

<579hp 306m 589mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)> misd

Kuzrack parries your electrical discharge.
Kuzrack parries your electrical discharge.
Your defensive spin deflects Kuzrack's divine power.
Kuzrack's defilement maims you!
You dodge Kuzrack's divine power.
Kuzrack has some small but disgusting cuts.

<544hp 306m 589mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)> You push Kuzrack back into an awkward position.
Your misdirection DISMEMBERS Kuzrack!
Kuzrack has some small but disgusting cuts.

<544hp 306m 589mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)>
Kuzrack parries your electrical discharge.
Kuzrack parries your claw.
Kuzrack remains safe as your claw bounces harmlessly off of a breastplate decorated with red enamel.
Your defensive spin deflects Kuzrack's divine power.
Kuzrack's defilement maims you!
Kuzrack has some small but disgusting cuts.

<509hp 306m 589mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)>
You deliver a blow of deadly force!
Your electrical discharge *** DEVASTATES *** Kuzrack!
Kuzrack parries your claw.
Your electrical discharge DISMEMBERS Kuzrack!
Kuzrack parries your electrical discharge.
You dodge Kuzrack's divine power.
Your defensive spin deflects Kuzrack's divine power.
Kuzrack is covered with bleeding wounds.

<509hp 306m 589mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)>
Kuzrack lunges for your weapon!
Kuzrack grapples a wooden walking staff with his teeth and yanks it from your grasp!
Kuzrack's grappling devastates him!
Kuzrack is covered with bleeding wounds.

<509hp 306m 589mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)>
Your claw EVISCERATES Kuzrack!
Kuzrack parries your claw.
Your claw EVISCERATES Kuzrack!
Your claw EVISCERATES Kuzrack!
You dodge Kuzrack's divine power.
You parry Kuzrack's divine power.
Kuzrack's mace reaches for you, its unholy shriek shattering your mind.
Kuzrack is gushing blood.

<509hp 306m 589mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)> wield bodyguard's
You wield a bodyguard's staff.
A bodyguard's staff feels like a part of you!
Kuzrack is gushing blood.

<509hp 306m 589mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)> misd
You push Kuzrack back into an awkward position.
Your misdirection DISMEMBERS Kuzrack!
Kuzrack is gushing blood.

<509hp 306m 589mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)>
Your flaming bite EVISCERATES Kuzrack!
Kuzrack parries your claw.
Kuzrack parries your claw.
Your flaming bite EVISCERATES Kuzrack!
You parry Kuzrack's divine power.
Your defensive spin deflects Kuzrack's defilement.
Your defensive spin deflects Kuzrack's divine power.
Kuzrack's divine power MUTILATES you!
Kuzrack is writhing in agony.

<472hp 306m 589mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)>
Alzinghul drinks water from a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt.
Your flaming bite MUTILATES Kuzrack!
Kuzrack parries your claw.
Kuzrack dodges your flaming bite.
Kuzrack parries your claw.
You barely manage to turn Kuzrack's divine power aside.
Your defensive spin deflects Kuzrack's defilement.
Kuzrack's defilement MUTILATES you!
Your defensive spin deflects Kuzrack's defilement.
Kuzrack is writhing in agony.

<439hp 315m 628mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)> pug

In the heat of battle, Kuzrack explodes into a berserker's rage!
Kuzrack is writhing in agony.

<439hp 315m 628mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)>
Your flaming bite DISMEMBERS Kuzrack!
Your claw EVISCERATES Kuzrack!
Your flaming bite MASSACRES Kuzrack!
Your claw EVISCERATES Kuzrack!
Your flaming bite DISMEMBERS Kuzrack!
Kuzrack is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Kuzrack is convulsing on the ground.

<439hp 315m 628mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)> You deliver a punishing pugil strike with a bodyguard's staff!
Your pugil strike *** DEVASTATES *** Kuzrack!
Kuzrack is DEAD!!
Kuzrack's severed head plops on the ground.

<439hp 315m 628mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)> exa corpse

An enormous orc gets a twin-edge battle axe called 'Arctic Fury' from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets the Axe of Dissolution from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets a serpent-scale bracer from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets a canoe from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets a colorful cloak covered with patches from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets a horned minotaur helm from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets a potion of recall from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets a mantle of fire from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets a pair of knife-like arm bands from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets a set of polished mithril legplates from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets a Ragesteel Belt from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets a Ragesteel Bracer from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets midnight dragon gauntlets from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets a large saddle bag from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets red-gold dragon boots from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets a spiked mask from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets a skull ring with a single horn from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets a pitch-black ring from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets 2 gold coins from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets 15 silver coins from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
An enormous orc gets 15 copper coins from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.

<439hp 315m 628mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)>
Alzinghul gets a mace with the head of a screaming demon from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
Alzinghul gets a potion of return from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
Alzinghul gets a silver chain flail from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
Alzinghul gets a chain flail from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
Alzinghul gets a great mithril axe named, 'Glauraung's Blade' from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
Alzinghul gets a red dragonscale tunic from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
Alzinghul gets a pair of red dragonscale leggings from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.
Alzinghul gets a dragon skull helm from the burnt corpse of Kuzrack.

<439hp 315m 628mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)>
Alzinghul steps to the side to avoid someone's attack!
Elleryne steps out of the shadows.
Elleryne's assassination attempt misses Alzinghul.
Alzinghul's lips move, but you can't make out the words.

<439hp 315m 628mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)> Most of the corpse of Kuzrack lies here, beside a smoldering pile of ashes.
The burnt corpse of Kuzrack contains:
a red dragonscale shield
a pair of red dragonscale sleeves
a large piece of red dragon scales
a red dragon claw
a large wooden barrel
(Magical) a potion of teleportation
a skin from the snow leopard
a breastplate decorated with red enamel
a wooden walking staff

<439hp 315m 628mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)>
A Grinning Skull berserker screams and attacks Elleryne!
A Grinning Skull berserker screams and attacks Elleryne!
A Grinning Skull berserker screams and attacks Elleryne!
A Grinning Skull berserker screams and attacks Elleryne!
A Grinning Skull berserker screams and attacks Elleryne!
A Grinning Skull berserker screams and attacks Elleryne!
A Grinning Skull berserker screams and attacks Elleryne!
A Grinning Skull berserker screams and attacks Elleryne!
Pigar the Orc Captain screams and attacks Elleryne!
An enormous orc screams and attacks Elleryne!

<439hp 315m 628mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)>
Alzinghul falls flat on his face.
Alzinghul's bash misses Elleryne.

<439hp 315m 628mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)>
A Grinning Skull berserker's kicked dirt misses Elleryne.
An enormous orc's kick MUTILATES Elleryne!

<439hp 315m 628mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)>
Elleryne grabs hold of Alzinghul's wrist and twists it violently!
Elleryne's kotegaeshi MASSACRES Alzinghul!

<439hp 315m 628mv 16592tnl (-7.74%)>