Does "jerking your little pleasure stick" mean something different in your world?

December 11, 2012 02:39AM
It's pretty fucking clear that that's what you were saying, specifying "and there will undoubtedly be some of you who will" do just that.

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At least own your claims. It's in black and white afterall.


And you don't see anyone else posting their picture here, because no one else needs to convince themselves that the CF community would masturbate to them. It's pretty simple. I don't need CF acceptance of my appearance. One or two CFers are on my FB and know what I look like. The rest, it couldn't matter less. To them, or to me.
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I never thought I'd say this, but modeling is actually kind of fun

Baroness December 10, 2012 06:34AM

Nice pics. I played spot the Tranny at an old job, so yeah. For reference, I wouldn't hit it with Rettinger's dick. NT

Sam December 12, 2012 07:18PM

These were the results of me functioning as a model if you want to call it that.

ghuljun_thul December 11, 2012 08:08AM

First one is how Roland the Gunslinger in Stephen King's Dark Tower series looks in my head. (n/t)

zen December 11, 2012 09:31AM

Must be my relation to wild Bill Hickok shining through.

ghuljun_thul December 11, 2012 01:36PM

Wait really? That's pretty cool. I'm only related to wimpy french peasants.

satchmo December 12, 2012 03:12PM

Words do not do justice for how very hivemind our brains must have been when we saw that picture. (n/t)

satchmo December 11, 2012 12:41PM

Re: These were the results of me functioning as a model if you want to call it that.

Baroness December 11, 2012 08:55AM

A photographer I worked for as an assistant kept hiring me but I rarely seemed to work as a assistant.

ghuljun_thul December 11, 2012 09:10AM

Ohai guise wats goin on in this thre...... oh my.

Rhyaldrin December 11, 2012 03:24AM

Brilliant summation. lol (n/t)

Baroness December 11, 2012 04:11AM

Because I needed you to come on your own. I needed you to WANT it.

Batman December 11, 2012 03:28AM

I'm pretty sure this picture was just posted..

Java December 11, 2012 12:09AM

Java is correct.

Pro December 12, 2012 08:16PM

Y'all are cute and dumb :-)

Baroness December 11, 2012 02:32AM

I'll post my picture too!

Batman December 11, 2012 06:25AM

Mine too

MiyagiYojimbo December 11, 2012 08:38AM

Hi-yohhh (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo December 11, 2012 08:41PM

H'ooadIIAAH! D'oyyooooh. NT

Batman December 12, 2012 05:30AM

mmMRMRMRMMrmm!!

MiyagiYojimbo December 12, 2012 02:47PM

Thank you! I've been laughing so much I've soiled my pantaloons (n/t)

Demtok December 11, 2012 07:02PM

fuck dude you made me snort at work nt

Batman December 11, 2012 08:40AM

<3 (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo December 11, 2012 09:21AM

Commissioner Gordon would approve.

istirith December 11, 2012 06:33AM

I'LL POST MY PICTURE YOU MEAN TRANNIE YOU!!!

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid December 11, 2012 06:12AM

You look like a stupid faggot n/t

Stevers December 14, 2012 06:22PM

Handsome for a mormon. (n/t)

RobDarken December 11, 2012 08:43AM

Aww... This picture is adorable! :-) (n/t)

Baroness December 11, 2012 06:20AM

Would fill that to the brim with man-juice. NT

Batman December 11, 2012 06:15AM

I'd tap that. (n/t)

Carl December 11, 2012 06:13AM

I'm masturbating to it.

Rhyaldrin December 11, 2012 03:43AM

Does "jerking your little pleasure stick" mean something different in your world?

Java December 11, 2012 02:39AM

I tend to thumb the pleasure sticks on my Xbox remote but to each their own I guess (n/t)

Quas December 11, 2012 04:21AM

Once again, you have profoundly missed any point and drawn the wrong conclusions

Baroness December 11, 2012 04:20AM

This is just depressing.

RobDarken December 11, 2012 08:40AM

Facism is a form of socialism genius.

Pro December 12, 2012 08:18PM

If you limit it strictly to economic policies, you *might* have something resembling a point.

Java December 12, 2012 11:31PM

Except you can. Government controls industry. Tadaaaaaa! Socialism. n/t

Pro December 13, 2012 03:41PM

Me Depressing?? No Am Not! U!

Baroness December 11, 2012 09:44AM

Re: Me Depressing?? No Am Not! U!

RobDarken December 11, 2012 10:52AM

Who's chris hansen?

tesline December 11, 2012 07:46AM

Holy misandry Bertman!

HairyOrangutan December 11, 2012 05:10AM

Dios Venn diagram.

istirith December 11, 2012 07:16AM

Lolz (n/t)

Baroness December 11, 2012 07:18AM

I'm curious how hebephilia plays into that disgust.

Batman December 11, 2012 04:32AM

Re: I'm curious how hebephilia plays into that disgust.

Elystan December 12, 2012 04:48AM

You damn neo-hippy womynazi poststructuralist Lacanians!

Batman December 12, 2012 05:54AM

Re: You damn neo-hippy womynazi poststructuralist Lacanians!

Baroness December 12, 2012 10:04AM

Whichever working genetalia you have is a good start.

Batman December 12, 2012 10:36AM

Re: You damn neo-hippy womynazi poststructuralist Lacanians!

Elystan December 12, 2012 06:04AM

Re: You damn neo-hippy womynazi poststructuralist Lacanians!

Batman December 12, 2012 06:18AM

Yeah that's all great, except..

Java December 11, 2012 04:31AM

Re: Yeah that's all great, except..

Baroness December 11, 2012 05:40AM

Seriously?

Java December 11, 2012 01:47PM

YOUR FACE SUCKS!!!

Baroness December 12, 2012 04:29AM

Well, Java isn't Pro.

Batman December 12, 2012 05:29AM

Well, at least you argue like a fucking woman. (n/t)

bell December 11, 2012 06:53AM

I masturbated to the tree. (n/t)

Artificial December 11, 2012 12:32AM

Correction: It appears Pro may want to have sex with you.

Java December 11, 2012 12:10AM

you aren't my type but hey, you look good, healthy, and (ina bitchy way) happy

morocco December 10, 2012 08:16PM

PS: T minus 13 days on Operation Tyrone (n/t)

morocco December 10, 2012 08:18PM

Did you give random CF shoutout? n/t

jalim December 11, 2012 02:03AM

Get yo shit together. NT

Batman December 11, 2012 02:03AM

Is the fat chick the mudder (n/t)

madglee December 10, 2012 08:09PM

I don't mud any more :-D (n/t)

Baroness December 11, 2012 04:11AM

You're half right. nt

Java December 10, 2012 11:52PM

hahahahahahahahahahah...*takes a deep breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahah (n/t)

tesline December 10, 2012 08:22PM

I'd tap all three- 1st one at least twice. (n/t)

Seilclavin December 10, 2012 09:41AM

Are the other girls... Girls? (n/t)

Quas December 10, 2012 11:36AM

Does it matter? (n/t)

Baroness December 10, 2012 11:44AM

When it comes to tapping it certainly does (n/t)

Quas December 10, 2012 02:24PM

Sorry, matters to me

Rade December 10, 2012 01:24PM

So, you ask every lady that you've been with if they were born with male genitalia?

Baroness December 10, 2012 04:36PM

One word, trust

Quas December 11, 2012 02:38AM

Very much this, a relationship based on deception is not a very relationshippy relationship. NT

Batman December 11, 2012 02:50AM

The real question for me here is how the fuck he never noticed.

RobDarken December 10, 2012 06:14PM

He noticed every night.

legobelt December 10, 2012 07:43PM

Nobody has to care whom identifies as what when it comes to the way they want to live.

RobDarken December 10, 2012 04:58PM

YOU may not

Baroness December 10, 2012 05:09PM

Why are you so stuck on yourself? :/

RobDarken December 10, 2012 05:39PM

You know what makes me laugh is this thread of a picture of her (I say this for diplomacy's sake)

tesline December 10, 2012 05:48PM

Only on QHCF man, and that's why I love it. NT

Batman December 11, 2012 12:47AM

There certainly is a lot of diversity in views.

RobDarken December 10, 2012 06:07PM

Re: So, you ask every lady that you've been with if they were born with male genitalia?

Rade December 10, 2012 04:55PM

Haven't we had this argument before?

Baroness December 10, 2012 05:14PM

There's no argument

Rade December 10, 2012 05:36PM

BUT BRO, WHAT I IDENTIFY WITH IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT I ACTUALLY AM

Batman December 11, 2012 01:10AM

I do agree

Artificial December 10, 2012 07:01PM

I'd be cool with a trap or whatever probably.

Batman December 11, 2012 02:21AM

Re: I'd be cool with a trap or whatever probably.

Elystan December 12, 2012 04:53AM

Traps are dudes. It's gay to fuck traps. It doesn't matter how anyone frames it, that's straight homo behavior.

Batman December 12, 2012 05:27AM

Re: Traps are dudes. It's gay to fuck traps. It doesn't matter how anyone frames it, that's straight homo behavior.

Elystan December 12, 2012 05:50AM

I don't think it was adequately pointed out how utterly stupid this is

Java December 12, 2012 06:33AM

Don't get me going about asians man. Oh jeez. NT

Batman December 12, 2012 06:36AM

You should take a vacation to the Philippines.

Java December 12, 2012 06:45AM

I've been forever planning a trip over to see the east-aryans, but have never actually gotten to it.

Batman December 12, 2012 06:55AM

Re: I've been forever planning a trip over to see the east-aryans, but have never actually gotten to it.

Java December 12, 2012 07:00AM

Hahahaha. Kanye and I know all about Filipino women :) Good luck buddy.

Sam December 12, 2012 07:30PM

Yeah, I think I'll be alright.

Java December 12, 2012 11:29PM

Re: Traps are dudes. It's gay to fuck traps. It doesn't matter how anyone frames it, that's straight homo behavior.

RobDarken December 12, 2012 06:19AM

How long have you been on hormones and are you "full-time"?

Baroness December 12, 2012 12:37PM

Why is everything a question of whether or not I have done what you have or not?

RobDarken December 12, 2012 02:04PM

Awwwww. Guess I'll have to look for new ways to argue with you via PMs :) NT

Sam December 12, 2012 07:29PM

Re: Traps are dudes. It's gay to fuck traps. It doesn't matter how anyone frames it, that's straight homo behavior.

Batman December 12, 2012 06:00AM

Re: Traps are dudes. It's gay to fuck traps. It doesn't matter how anyone frames it, that's straight homo behavior.

Elystan December 12, 2012 06:30AM

I don't think anyone's gonna whack off to that pic. (n/t)

wrathpuppet December 10, 2012 04:38PM

Are those real tattoo's or just inked on? n/t

Pro December 10, 2012 09:40AM

Real. Got them 10 years ago. Remnants of my Christian days

Baroness December 10, 2012 09:57AM

For fun say to them, "I was once a good Christian man. But not any more." n/t

Pro December 10, 2012 10:45AM

That's really only fun to say when they don't stop hitting on me

Baroness December 10, 2012 11:05AM

Hrm.... PM me for my ASL. And forget Trannies, can you imagine what Shapeshifters are into? n/t

Pro December 10, 2012 11:15AM

Silly boy :-P (n/t)

Baroness December 10, 2012 11:33AM

I wish it would be less photoshopped, personal opinion.

Batman December 10, 2012 08:21AM

I'm laughing my ass off (n/t)

zoskia December 10, 2012 10:19AM

Huh. Interesting. Didn't notice that until now.

Baroness December 10, 2012 09:37AM

yeah, I just get personally bugged when I see photographers messin with stuff like that

Batman December 10, 2012 09:49AM

I'm just bugged when its done so poorly. (n/t)

ghuljun_thul December 10, 2012 10:40AM

I asked the photographer for the unedited photo. If I get it, I'll post it. :-) (n/t)

Baroness December 10, 2012 09:54AM

Might be hard to get, I would never agree to or give out pre/post-production images. (n/t)

ghuljun_thul December 10, 2012 10:44AM

I would tap two out of three. n/t

Pro December 10, 2012 06:54AM

It's too bad none of them would mess with a racist, mysoginist, communist such as yourself. (n/t)

Carl December 10, 2012 06:58AM

Today boys and girls, Carl will pick some random words he doesn't understand the definitions for and string them into a sentence. n/t

Pro December 10, 2012 07:21AM

god I HATE it when people get it wrong. Extreme conservatives are fascists, dumbass. Extreme -liberals- are commies.

vortexmagus December 10, 2012 07:13AM

Extreme socialists would be communists; not liberals

cenatar December 10, 2012 12:05PM

Liberalism = Left wing politics

vortexmagus December 10, 2012 03:16PM

I bet even Pro has a lot of liberal ideas; the word means more than how it is commonly used in the US

cenatar December 11, 2012 09:50AM

Re: I bet eveAI've said that all along.

Pro December 12, 2012 08:58PM

Yes but thats like saying all spanish people are mexican.

tesline December 10, 2012 05:50PM

This. nt

tesline December 10, 2012 12:26PM

Shades of gray. Walking and quaking and all that. n/t

Pro December 10, 2012 01:21PM

Your honestly the reason why people think americans are stupid..you really make us look incredibly bad. (n/t)

tesline December 10, 2012 01:30PM

You understand Facism = a form of Socialism not conservatism/capitalism. Right? Right? n/t

Pro December 10, 2012 07:19AM

Shouldn't you be off looking for Obama's birth certificate or DB Cooper's underroos or something? (n/t)

bell December 10, 2012 04:54PM

Are you fucking kidding me? My cousins in middle school know these differences, dumbass.

vortexmagus December 10, 2012 03:12PM

Why are you inventing your own definition? (n/t)

cenatar December 10, 2012 10:26AM

I know the back of your cool aid package has left wing talking points, but here's what a quick look in Merriam-Webster dug up for ya.

Pro December 10, 2012 11:03AM

Why do you have to divide everything in "good guys" and "bad guys"

cenatar December 10, 2012 11:26AM

Who's breaking it down to good and bad? You are. I'm just correcting you. Fascism = Socialism, not conservatism.

Pro December 10, 2012 11:32AM

The world is more complicated than a sound bite. Fascism = Fascism

cenatar December 10, 2012 11:34AM

You're the one living a sound bite. Now bite my butt. n/t

Pro December 10, 2012 11:38AM

I guess it is easier not to learn stuff if it might clash with your current beliefs (n/t)

cenatar December 10, 2012 11:41AM

Dude... Facism look it up.

Pro December 10, 2012 01:37PM

I have looked it up

cenatar December 11, 2012 09:53AM

It's not possible for a far-left state to become fascist. It certainly is possible for a far right one, as shown by Mussolini and Hitler~

vortexmagus December 11, 2012 12:28PM

Man, just mind boggling. Hitler was not right wing. he was left. Unfucking real how 1984 this is..

Pro December 12, 2012 07:21PM

We did look it up, and you're so wrong it's not even funny~ (n/t)

vortexmagus December 10, 2012 04:48PM

Fascism.

tesline December 10, 2012 04:30PM

Isn't that the basis for religion? *zing* (n/t)

Baroness December 10, 2012 11:43AM

Associating Facism with Socialism is like associating Democracy with the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea.

Leud December 10, 2012 07:33AM

Laugh. n/t

Pro December 10, 2012 08:31AM

No if you knew a single thing about history you would know there is a HUGE difference between facism and communism.

tesline December 10, 2012 12:33PM

If you knew what a dictonary was, you'd know there isn't. One follows the other. n/t

Pro December 10, 2012 01:39PM

Ah well, I see you're at about the knowledge level of a typical conservative.

vortexmagus December 11, 2012 12:31PM

You think Hitler was Right wing... You're ignorant of history.

Pro December 12, 2012 07:23PM

You're doing it wrong. nt

Splntrd December 10, 2012 07:00AM



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