Going to the gym is all you need to do.

May 09, 2013 09:50PM
Aside from fixing the types of foods you eat (seriously, diet is even more important than what my post subject suggests -- I just wanted to say that the gym was all you needed, even though it's a damn lie)

Anyway, 240lbs on the decline translates to somewhere around 20lbs on flat bench. Why are you doing decline? If you want lower chest muscles, just do dips. At your weight, knocking out 5 dips will be much more beneficial than doing decline.

Actually -- at any weight, doing dips is overall better.

If you're lifting to lose weight, then I suggest running through the 4 main compounds weekly with 4 sets of 8 - 12 reps. The more reps, the more cardio-like effect it will have. Not to mention, the 8 - 12 rep range will make your muscles nice and purdy for when you shave off the weight (assuming you even care about that).

I don't know how many calories you are currently eating. Your caloric deficit count is dependent on your height, but I'd suggest around 1800 calories per day if you are going to the gym.

If you want to have real results for weight loss, change your diet. Eat lots of protein-rich food that lack in calorie and carb content (chicken, turkey, fish). Eat lots of veggies. Don't eat any fruit. Want a snack? Greek yogurt.

No matter what you eat, keep your calories per day under 1801 no matter what (seriously though, eat stuff with protein -- it promotes weight loss). Go to the gym 3 - 4 times a week. Go for a walk on your off days. Gradually turn it in to a jog.

If you start now, you could healthily lose up to 90 lbs or so (possible even higher) by the end of the year. This assumes that you are strict on your diet, dedicated to the gym, and that you're losing between 1 - 3lbs a week (this number may start at 3 per week for your current weight, but it will slowly work its way closer and closer to 1lb a week [after all, the more fat you have, the easier it is to lose. that is why the number will start dwindling, but don't let that bother you]).

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Subject Author Posted

Well, I tipped the scales at 305, so it was time to start exercising again.

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid May 08, 2013 06:59PM

Alriught dood. Lets whoop yer ass back into shape.

Pro May 09, 2013 10:47AM

I really enjoyed reading this. (n/t)

tesline May 10, 2013 10:09PM

What the fuck are you talking about? n/t

Stevers May 09, 2013 09:58PM

I kind of get what he is saying here..

istirith May 11, 2013 04:15AM

The two points you bring up are worth noting

Stevers May 11, 2013 08:11AM

I eat Twinkies and Mountain Dew exclusively. Muscle literally rips out of my skin and tries to strangle people sometimes.

satchmo May 11, 2013 08:28AM

>2013

Batman May 09, 2013 04:14PM

I got 45 seconds in.

istirith May 11, 2013 03:57AM

You are twisted, where did you find this. She is now talking about her belly jiggling in a bikini at the beach, and stretch marks were mentioned. I'm hypnotized. (n/t)

madglee May 10, 2013 08:03PM

Haha! Oh god you actually watched through it! I could barely make it through.

Batman May 11, 2013 03:38AM

Oh my, she compared black and gay to fat

madglee May 10, 2013 08:00PM

Oh, I know HOW to do it. I just like food and hate exercise.

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid May 09, 2013 07:45PM

Made some gains 9 months ago.

istirith May 11, 2013 04:03AM

BMI is bullshit, ignore it. (n/t)

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid May 11, 2013 06:09AM

BMI is not bullshit.

Stevers May 12, 2013 10:41AM

Yes, it literally is.

Matrik May 12, 2013 10:55AM

I have the worst waist too.

istirith May 11, 2013 06:40AM

Stop cursing your blessing.

Matrik May 11, 2013 07:33AM

Everyone knows the best way to shed pounds is to get conscripted into a Mormon salt mine work camp (n/t)

HairyOrangutan May 10, 2013 03:59AM

You mean move to Utah. (n/t)

Batman May 10, 2013 04:46AM

Trust me...they don't call them BMW's for nothing...

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid May 11, 2013 06:09AM

lolled. Never met one, but I hear MILFs are good.

Batman May 11, 2013 06:22AM

The way I look at it. If you drink 2 "galons" of juice, say goodbye to your gains bro

Demtok May 09, 2013 10:01PM

What gains do you have at a starting point? Answer inside.

Pro May 10, 2013 02:25AM

Starting out not having diabetes (n/t)

Demtok May 10, 2013 06:32PM

Going to the gym is all you need to do.

Stevers May 09, 2013 09:50PM

Current plan:

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid May 11, 2013 06:15AM

>Not trying to get big, just trying to get strong

Stevers May 12, 2013 08:57AM

Aw man, I started working out and accidently turned into The Hulk : ( (n/t)

Matrik May 11, 2013 07:41AM

My plan was:

istirith May 11, 2013 06:33AM

>implying lifting heavy things will make you big without mass caloric intake (n/t)

Batman May 11, 2013 06:21AM

Gyms are a waste of your money and a health risk. Both in terms of staff infections/Flues/colds/fungal infections. And weights and weight machines hurt people.

Pro May 10, 2013 02:21AM

Pathological liar.

Batman May 10, 2013 03:47AM

Nominated for post of the month, May 2013.

wrathpuppet May 09, 2013 02:31PM

This post raised your stats slightly. Also: I'm having trouble imagining table topping with you.

satchmo May 09, 2013 02:26PM

Do you have it braced against the wall? I'm a big guy. (n/t)

Pro May 10, 2013 02:23AM

and see? He's not totally crazy. Most of this post is really damned decent.~

Blackbird May 09, 2013 01:11PM

Hey man, no need to drink to kill the pain.

Matrik May 09, 2013 11:18AM

You live in the city though. I don't want to kill my ratio. (n/t)

Pro May 10, 2013 02:10AM

Is there a boat big enough? (n/t)

legobelt May 08, 2013 07:36PM

touche' (n/t)

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid May 09, 2013 04:19AM



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