I got 45 seconds in.

May 11, 2013 03:57AM
I hold you directly accountable for those 45 seconds of my life lost Batman. Directly. Accountable.

Also: Pretty sure some classes in University should just not exist since they are a license to print money off the fees paid by low IQ individuals. Case in point: this girl.
Subject Author Posted

Well, I tipped the scales at 305, so it was time to start exercising again.

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid May 08, 2013 06:59PM

Alriught dood. Lets whoop yer ass back into shape.

Pro May 09, 2013 10:47AM

I really enjoyed reading this. (n/t)

tesline May 10, 2013 10:09PM

What the fuck are you talking about? n/t

Stevers May 09, 2013 09:58PM

I kind of get what he is saying here..

istirith May 11, 2013 04:15AM

The two points you bring up are worth noting

Stevers May 11, 2013 08:11AM

I eat Twinkies and Mountain Dew exclusively. Muscle literally rips out of my skin and tries to strangle people sometimes.

satchmo May 11, 2013 08:28AM

>2013

Batman May 09, 2013 04:14PM

I got 45 seconds in.

istirith May 11, 2013 03:57AM

You are twisted, where did you find this. She is now talking about her belly jiggling in a bikini at the beach, and stretch marks were mentioned. I'm hypnotized. (n/t)

madglee May 10, 2013 08:03PM

Haha! Oh god you actually watched through it! I could barely make it through.

Batman May 11, 2013 03:38AM

Oh my, she compared black and gay to fat

madglee May 10, 2013 08:00PM

Oh, I know HOW to do it. I just like food and hate exercise.

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid May 09, 2013 07:45PM

Made some gains 9 months ago.

istirith May 11, 2013 04:03AM

BMI is bullshit, ignore it. (n/t)

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid May 11, 2013 06:09AM

BMI is not bullshit.

Stevers May 12, 2013 10:41AM

Yes, it literally is.

Matrik May 12, 2013 10:55AM

I have the worst waist too.

istirith May 11, 2013 06:40AM

Stop cursing your blessing.

Matrik May 11, 2013 07:33AM

Everyone knows the best way to shed pounds is to get conscripted into a Mormon salt mine work camp (n/t)

HairyOrangutan May 10, 2013 03:59AM

You mean move to Utah. (n/t)

Batman May 10, 2013 04:46AM

Trust me...they don't call them BMW's for nothing...

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid May 11, 2013 06:09AM

lolled. Never met one, but I hear MILFs are good.

Batman May 11, 2013 06:22AM

The way I look at it. If you drink 2 "galons" of juice, say goodbye to your gains bro

Demtok May 09, 2013 10:01PM

What gains do you have at a starting point? Answer inside.

Pro May 10, 2013 02:25AM

Starting out not having diabetes (n/t)

Demtok May 10, 2013 06:32PM

Going to the gym is all you need to do.

Stevers May 09, 2013 09:50PM

Current plan:

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid May 11, 2013 06:15AM

>Not trying to get big, just trying to get strong

Stevers May 12, 2013 08:57AM

Aw man, I started working out and accidently turned into The Hulk : ( (n/t)

Matrik May 11, 2013 07:41AM

My plan was:

istirith May 11, 2013 06:33AM

>implying lifting heavy things will make you big without mass caloric intake (n/t)

Batman May 11, 2013 06:21AM

Gyms are a waste of your money and a health risk. Both in terms of staff infections/Flues/colds/fungal infections. And weights and weight machines hurt people.

Pro May 10, 2013 02:21AM

Pathological liar.

Batman May 10, 2013 03:47AM

Nominated for post of the month, May 2013.

wrathpuppet May 09, 2013 02:31PM

This post raised your stats slightly. Also: I'm having trouble imagining table topping with you.

satchmo May 09, 2013 02:26PM

Do you have it braced against the wall? I'm a big guy. (n/t)

Pro May 10, 2013 02:23AM

and see? He's not totally crazy. Most of this post is really damned decent.~

Blackbird May 09, 2013 01:11PM

Hey man, no need to drink to kill the pain.

Matrik May 09, 2013 11:18AM