Pathological liar.

May 10, 2013 03:47AM
Hey look I had a subject line that I learned from you, dad!

Gyms aren't a big health risk, though some can be expensive - and others are cheap as shit. But let's look at that first. In terms of finding a gym that suits your financial needs, the most important thing is to avoid the big fancy ones that all the middle-older age white people go to so they can pretend they're doing something useful. You don't want a gym with 50 treadmills because you can run/walk outside. You don't want a gym with 80 elliptical walkers and stairsteppers. You don’t want one with mirrors all over the walls and a bajillion machines with one squat rack. Those all cost money, and even more if they’ve got TV’s on the equipment, the walls, etc. Find a gym that has a minimal amount of machines, a lot of free weights, more than a few squat racks, benches, etc. Those tend to be the least costly and the most useful, since, you know, you’re actually going to do things and not pretend to do stuff for 30 minutes then leave.

Otherwise in terms of health, gyms are entirely not “dangerous” any more-so than walking around outside with the chance to twist your ankle. Is lifting things hard? Sure. Can you get hurt? Yeah. When do you get hurt? WHEN YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG

Just like your friend twisted his ankle when he decided to mimic walking like a boneless human being, or did shitty pushups on his fists without tightening his wrists, or jumping off a small height location (maybe he was working on plyometrics/isometrics and wanted to boost his vertical jump), etc.

So what do you do to not get hurt? You lift safely. There’s this cool thing called “good form”, which means that you’re lifting something in the proper manner that it is supposed to be lifted, ensuring your security and well-being throughout the movement, as not to break or hurt yourself.

So what about staff infections, flues, colds, and fungal infections? Ever been to walmart? Any big public store where people touch shit? Ever seen the disinfectant wipes available at most gyms? Etc. The highest reported infection you could receive from a gym doesn’t even come from the gym part, but comes from the “having butt sex with your workout friends in the shower” part. Meaning yes, I’m talking about fungal foot fun like athlete’s foot. Otherwise there is no sufficient reason to think gyms are any more infections, or dangerous to your health, in terms of infections – than anywhere else, and it remains as preventable as it is anywhere else.

Do weights and weight machines hurt people? Sometimes. So does walking. So does doing anything wrong, as mentioned above. More importantly, does it HELP people? Yes, and helps you lose weight to a degree more sufficient than pure cardio, also allowing a better occurrence of muscular hypertrophy, endurance training, strength gain, etc. Because while body-exercises sure are a thing, they are limited due to your own body-weight. There’s a reason there are tons of studies showing that resistance training is absolutely outstanding for your overall health, from posture to bone health to losing weight – You name it. If instead the question is strength, then obviously it’s a simple one – lifting weights provides more of it. If it’s not strength, and instead health, the studies as shown below can speak for themselves.

Are body weight exercises decent? Sure. Many people like their calisthenics and shit. If you’re familiar at all with the typical observation used in determining athleticism, the vertical jump, due to its explosive strength, there’s good evidence that doing a combination of exercises (not just bodyweight) is how to best reach the most productive goal (again, studies below)



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So, tl;dr

Is Pro wrong? Yes.
Does that make body-weight exercises wrong/bad? No.

The answer will vary depending on what exactly your goal is.
If you're looking to just lose weight, there's a bajillion options: from simply dieiting at an increased caloric deficit (without even working out), to actually working out (whether it be extended cardio, weight lifting, etc.), and so on until you start OD'ing on caffeine + ephedrine.

But yeah, Pro, you're a big fat liar.
Or you're just kidding.

In which case I wasted a lot of time.





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/10/2013 03:51AM by Batman.
Subject Author Posted

Well, I tipped the scales at 305, so it was time to start exercising again.

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid May 08, 2013 06:59PM

Alriught dood. Lets whoop yer ass back into shape.

Pro May 09, 2013 10:47AM

I really enjoyed reading this. (n/t)

tesline May 10, 2013 10:09PM

What the fuck are you talking about? n/t

Stevers May 09, 2013 09:58PM

I kind of get what he is saying here..

istirith May 11, 2013 04:15AM

The two points you bring up are worth noting

Stevers May 11, 2013 08:11AM

I eat Twinkies and Mountain Dew exclusively. Muscle literally rips out of my skin and tries to strangle people sometimes.

satchmo May 11, 2013 08:28AM

>2013

Batman May 09, 2013 04:14PM

I got 45 seconds in.

istirith May 11, 2013 03:57AM

You are twisted, where did you find this. She is now talking about her belly jiggling in a bikini at the beach, and stretch marks were mentioned. I'm hypnotized. (n/t)

madglee May 10, 2013 08:03PM

Haha! Oh god you actually watched through it! I could barely make it through.

Batman May 11, 2013 03:38AM

Oh my, she compared black and gay to fat

madglee May 10, 2013 08:00PM

Oh, I know HOW to do it. I just like food and hate exercise.

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid May 09, 2013 07:45PM

Made some gains 9 months ago.

istirith May 11, 2013 04:03AM

BMI is bullshit, ignore it. (n/t)

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid May 11, 2013 06:09AM

BMI is not bullshit.

Stevers May 12, 2013 10:41AM

Yes, it literally is.

Matrik May 12, 2013 10:55AM

I have the worst waist too.

istirith May 11, 2013 06:40AM

Stop cursing your blessing.

Matrik May 11, 2013 07:33AM

Everyone knows the best way to shed pounds is to get conscripted into a Mormon salt mine work camp (n/t)

HairyOrangutan May 10, 2013 03:59AM

You mean move to Utah. (n/t)

Batman May 10, 2013 04:46AM

Trust me...they don't call them BMW's for nothing...

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid May 11, 2013 06:09AM

lolled. Never met one, but I hear MILFs are good.

Batman May 11, 2013 06:22AM

The way I look at it. If you drink 2 "galons" of juice, say goodbye to your gains bro

Demtok May 09, 2013 10:01PM

What gains do you have at a starting point? Answer inside.

Pro May 10, 2013 02:25AM

Starting out not having diabetes (n/t)

Demtok May 10, 2013 06:32PM

Going to the gym is all you need to do.

Stevers May 09, 2013 09:50PM

Current plan:

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid May 11, 2013 06:15AM

>Not trying to get big, just trying to get strong

Stevers May 12, 2013 08:57AM

Aw man, I started working out and accidently turned into The Hulk : ( (n/t)

Matrik May 11, 2013 07:41AM

My plan was:

istirith May 11, 2013 06:33AM

>implying lifting heavy things will make you big without mass caloric intake (n/t)

Batman May 11, 2013 06:21AM

Gyms are a waste of your money and a health risk. Both in terms of staff infections/Flues/colds/fungal infections. And weights and weight machines hurt people.

Pro May 10, 2013 02:21AM

Pathological liar.

Batman May 10, 2013 03:47AM

Nominated for post of the month, May 2013.

wrathpuppet May 09, 2013 02:31PM

This post raised your stats slightly. Also: I'm having trouble imagining table topping with you.

satchmo May 09, 2013 02:26PM

Do you have it braced against the wall? I'm a big guy. (n/t)

Pro May 10, 2013 02:23AM

and see? He's not totally crazy. Most of this post is really damned decent.~

Blackbird May 09, 2013 01:11PM

Hey man, no need to drink to kill the pain.

Matrik May 09, 2013 11:18AM

You live in the city though. I don't want to kill my ratio. (n/t)

Pro May 10, 2013 02:10AM

Is there a boat big enough? (n/t)

legobelt May 08, 2013 07:36PM

touche' (n/t)

(vಠ_ಠ)> AngryFatKid May 09, 2013 04:19AM



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