AND DONT YOU WANT THE HIGH SCORE?


Nah, for me it's primarily definition related, more-so than related to my feelings about what I'm scared of (black people).


Because then discussions become:

Batmancantz: Wrathpuppet, why are you eating that burger?

Wrathensturn: BECAUSE I'M SCARED OF HUNGER

Batmancantz: Why aren't you eating that burger?

Wrathensturn: BECAUSE I'M SCARED OF OBESITY

Batmancantz: Why are you saying scared for that, it really doesn't give any meaning to the discussion...

Wrathensturn: BECAUSE I'M SCARED OF SPECIFIC TERMINOLOGY ON GIVEN TOPICS

Batmancantz: Why would you be scared of those?

Wrathensturn: BECAUSE SPECIFICITY IMPLIES NON-UNIVERSAL RECOGNITION OF CONCEPTUAL CHARACTERISTICS

Batmancantz: Thus?

Wrathensturn: SUBJECTIVITY IS RECOGNIZED AS USURPING OBJECTIVE ABSOLUTE QUALITIES

Batmancantz: How is that a problem?

Wrathensturn: THE REMOVAL OF LINGUISTIC AND THEREBY PHYSICAL COMPREHENSIVE CONSISTENCY IN OBSERVATION AND INTERACTION

Batmancantz: I don't see how that's bad

Wrathensturn: BECAUSE YOU RECOGNIZE A RATIONAL SCHEME OF EXISTENCE RATHER THAN APPREHENDING THE PURE ABSURDITY OF HUMANITY'S GOAL OF REASON/UNDERSTANDING IN A MEANINGLESS UNIVERSE WHERE OBSERVATION BY CHARACTERISTIC ATTACHMENT CREATES THE BONDS/SIGNIFIERS THAT REPLACE SUBSTANCE BY MEANS OF SIMULACRA, POPULATING THE UNIVERSE WITH RECOGNIZABLE MEANINGS AND REFERENTIAL REFLECTIONS RATHER THAN ESSENCES AND IN-ITSELF CAUSES

Batmancantz: Well that's just silly, that's not how things work.

Wrathensturn: I'M AFRAID YOU'RE WRONG

Batmancantz: Fear doesn't motivate everything unless you allow the definition to be so broad that it becomes the sole driver in all action and thought, even in things without thought.

Wrathensturn: BUT BACTERIA ONLY HURT YOU BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID TO DIE

Batmancantz: That's abuse of the term and you know it

Wrathensturn: YOU ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU FEAR LINGUISTIC CORRUPTION AND RELATIVITY IN SPOKEN/WRITTEN MEANING TO THE POINT OF DETERIORATION

Batmancantz: Well I don't fear it, I don't like it and I find it absolutely lacking in utility, especially for conveying meanings to those you are in contact or conversation with.

Wrathensturn: SO YOU FEAR SOLITUDE, THE INABILITY TO COMMUNICATE DUE TO THE INHERENT WORTHLESSNESS OF THE SPOKEN OR WRITTEN WORD SINCE MEANING INVALIDATES ITSELF WHEN MANIFESTED OUTSIDE OF SINGULAR CONCEPTION

Batmancantz: Well no, I don't fear solitude or even fear it - you're abusing that word again.

Wrathensturn: I FEAR YOU ARE MISTAKEN

Batmancantz: Now that's just a bad joke.

Wrathensturn: YOU FEAR GOOD JOKES

Batmancantz: No I don't, I fear spiders. I fear drowning. I don't fear words and guns and what not - those have no special history with me through which to present or cause fear. I recognize what they can do, as much as I recognize a knife or a car or a bomb, but I do not actively fear them.

Wrathensturn: RECOGNITION, ACTION, THOUGHT - ALL OF THESE ARE INHERENTLY CAUSED BY FEAR

Batmancantz: Only insomuch that they are all inherently caused by french-fries. It's a shitty vague argument that covers universal description due to its non-specific nature and its malleable terminology.

Wrathensturn: SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT YOU FEAR FRENCH-FRIES

Batmancantz: No, I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.







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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/31/2013 08:19AM by Batman.